Warnings: Yaoi, possessiveness, hints of man-eating fun!
Chapter 4: Mission Impossible Part 1Naruto ran into Deidara's room.
"Tousan- AHHH!!" Sasori jumped off of Deidara quickly and brushed his wrinkled clothes. "What are you guys doing!?" Naruto gasped, Deidara sat up from his bed with a red face.
"We were... un...-"
"Making out." Sasori finished. Deidara went bright red and pointed a finger at his danna.
"You promised not to tell!" Sasori shrugged, his hair was all ruffed and his shirt was hanging off his shoulder.
"It was obvious..." He stated and sat down as Deidara moved slightly away. Sasori noticed this and grabbed him back. "You're not getting away that easily." He growled. Deidara blushed and pushed at the hand around his shirt collar.
"S-stop, Naruto-"
"Naruto leave." Sasori ordered. Naruto gulped and backed out quickly. The door shut and Naruto sighed in relief.
"My tousans are acting strange now." He said and walked into the kitchen where Zetsu was making dinner. He walked in and Zetsu turned.
"Oh hello Naruto-kun!" One side said happily at the blonde who sat down at the table. "Would you like a drink?" Naruto nodded.
"Yes please!" The Venus flytrap got out the milk and poured him a glass. "Thanks." Naruto said and took a sip of it, he placed it down at the table and looked up at the towering Akatsuki member. "What are we having for dinner?" He asked simply.
"Your favourite!" Naruto stared at the overly happy man-eating criminal.
"Did you already have dinner?" He asked suspiciously, the only time the fly trap would act this happy was after he ate something... or someone. The flytrap giggled and sat down. He leaned over to Naruto.
"Maybe!" Then went into another fit of giggles... obviously his 'bad side' was sleeping right now or he would have commented about his others sides state of mind right now. Naruto laughed.
"Who was it this time?"
"Ohh, just another ANBU member... nothing special." Naruto sat back and took another drink.
"Okay! Are you going to watch the movie with us tonight?" Zetsu nodded.
"What are we watching?"
"Pinocchio, Sasori wanted it." Suddenly he felt arms rap around his shoulders and someone breathed into Naruto's ear.
"Hello Naruto-kun." The voice whispered darkly. Naruto turned a little and saw Itachi leaning over him with a strange light in his eyes.
"Hi Itachi-chan!" Naruto grinned. Itachi picked Naruto up and with a quick goodbye to Zetsu he walked out carrying the blonde over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
"Where are you taking me?" Naruto asked as they turned another corner.
"To see the leader." Naruto's eyes widened.
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Naruto was placed down in a dark room where he was surprised to see his tousans, Kisame and Itachi all stood by him as they stared into the dark area where the Leaders eyes shone out through the dark. Naruto gulped and waved at the Leader whose eyes squinted in a smile.
"Naruto." The leaders deep voice rang out into the dark room sending shivers down Naruto's spine. "Kisame has sadly fallen very ill and can not go on his mission with Itachi." Naruto looked over at the blue shark man who looked ready to keel over any second, the man sneezed. "Which is why I am sending you to take him place."
"WHAT!" Three members shouted out while Kisame sneezed again.
"You can't be serious leader-sama, un!" Deidara cried out, looking back at Naruto who was rooted in place. "Its too dangerous!" The leader sighed.
"Well if you think so then by all means come along... this mission will not be too hard." The leader explained. Deidara nodded agreeing to come also while Sasori had no choice but to follow.
"Your job is to find this girl." A picture flouted down towards them. Naruto caught it and everyone crowed around to see. The girl was very pretty. She had long dark hair that reached her mid back, dark brown eyes that were full of life. She was standing next to a bench which gave them an idea of how tall she was, which was pretty short... about two inches shorted than Naruto. Naruto smiled at the girl.
"She pretty." He said dreamily. Itachi looked down at the picture and growled possessively.
"Lets kill her." The leader smiled.
"Yes, sadly that is what you are meant to do... get her to a certain point and give her to her fathers enemy to be killed. Its simple, but someone has to get her over to the spot without seeming like he is going to kidnap her... someone has to become her friend." Naruto looked down at the picture.
"That's horrible!" Deidara placed a hand on Naruto's shoulder.
"That's life baby."
Part 2
"Naruto? Naruto get back here!" Deidara shouted at the blonde boy who ran ahead as they walked down the path. Naruto skidded to a stop and looked around.
"But walking is soooo boring! Can't I just play around?" Sasori who this time was out of his puppet sighed and placed a hand on Deidara's shoulder.
"Let him have his fun." Deidara nodded and looked over at Naruto.
"Just as long as you stay in plain sight, un!" Naruto nodded and ran down the path. Itachi stared at the blonde who was now in his own Akatsuki cloak for the mission.
"That thing looks too big on Naruto-kun." Itachi commented. Deidara smiled.
"Well we didn't have time to get the right fit, he'll just have to deal with it for now." They started on the mission just over two hours ago and hadn't stopped for a break yet. Naruto ran over looking all hot a sweaty.
"Can we take a break, I'm tired." Deidara shook his head.
"Sorry baby but we have to get there soon, Sasori... can you maybe call out one of your puppets to carry him?" Sasori sighed and pulled out a scroll.
With a 'Poof' a puppet came out and landed on the ground. Naruto started at the puppet in wonder. "How am I supposed to ride this?" He asked, poking the human/animal.
"You get on its back." Sasori explained and picked Naruto up and placed it on the puppets back. "Its like a horse... or a Centaur." Naruto sat comfortably on it and laughed.
"So I get to ride this the whole time?"
"Yes, well until you think you can walk again." Naruto grinned and the centaur moved up ahead just a bit as Sasori controlled it with his fingers.
"Speaking of which, I'm going to ride my own creation." Deidara made a bird model out of clay and threw it on the ground, it grew and he hopped on. "Itachi care to join me?" Itachi nodded and jumped up onto the large bird. They rose up leaving Naruto and Sasori down on the ground. Sasori watched them go.
"Lucky teme's." He growled and kept on walking.
-X-
The sun started to set over the trees of the forest as the clay bird came down and flew to touch the ground where Sasori and Naruto were walking. Deidara looked down the path and saw the village starting to come up closer. "I never thought I'd have to bring Naruto back here."
They walked past the guards and into the Leaf village.
-X-
There! Done! That's the first part of the mission! I'm trying to decide what to name this girl and whether to have her be able to talk or not. Any ideas? She's not going to be in the way… she's just a… pan to get Itachi jealous (wink, wink).
OKAY WE NEED SOME NEW MEMBERS FOR OUR AKATSUKI CLUB! Read the last chapter at the top for the info on it... we got a Naruto and a Hidan but now we need a partner for Gaara and Zetsu... so we need a Kakazu for Hidan and some other characters! Please Join! Its a lot of fun! You get to play Yaoi! I'm Deidara's puppet!
