Author's Note : Forcing myself to advancing the TPB first because I did not want to gave all of you spoiler (aka Clone Wars will happened in reverse), and since this fic is faster paced...
Back to the Jedi Temple:
"This is Skywalker to the Jedi Temple, this is Skywalker to the Jedi Temple..." said middle aged Anakin hailing the Jedi Temple hangar, and from their Nubian Cruiser, they can feel many confused force signatures below them.
"Uh... this is Jedi Master Dooku, speaking..." said Master Dooku replying them, now earning both middle aged Anakin and Old Obi-Wan's confused looks and...
"Umm... can we land at the temple starport? I believe we..." said middle aged Anakin.
"Yes yes, we will be ready for you at the starport, believe us, we're the one who're confused as hell with all of this..." said Dooku, and after that, the Nubian Cruiser just land smoothly, and...
As the ramp is down, middle aged Anakin and Old Obi-Wan could see... let's see... Jedi Master Dooku, Master Qui-Gon Jinn and Master Yoda greet them, but not that is the weirdest... since a bearded but still middle aged Obi-Wan, along with the beardless version of Obi-Wan with his padawan braid intact, Ahsoka Tano who holding the toddler version of Ahsoka Tano, someone who looks like Luke in his twenty...
"Luke, why am I seeing you are older and waiting for us down the ramp?" asked young Leia, but the older Luke Skywalker quickly said his words in disbelief.
"Another version of my father... is that myself? AND LEIA?" asked Luke to no one.
"Well? Why am I seeing myself looking like idiot farmboy?" asked younger Padawan Luke, earning him a death glare from the farmboy Luke.
"Excuse me boy, but you are the one who..." said farmboy Luke.
"Tell me, where is your fashion sense idiot? With that stupid hair... And why are you eyeing my sister like that? That was creepy... are you a molester copy of..." asked Padawan Luke, making the farmboy Luke trying to jump at him, but much to everyone's surprise (without middle aged Anakin and his group of course), Padawan Luke just step aside and painfully twist farmboy Luke's hand in an armlock behind his back. "Well, untrained, idiot farmboy..."
"Luke, mind your words..." said middle aged Anakin while messaging his temples... trying to make sense all of this is...
"Well, young man... you better stay aside, whatever your power potential are, you simply lack the training..." said the Old Obi-Wan, while helping the bearded Obi-Wan to release farmboy Luke from Padawan Luke's armlock.
"Well? are you somehow mysteriously dragged here by a wormhole too?" asked the bearded Obi-Wan to the old Obi-Wan, and the later just nod his head in agreements.
"Yes, looks like we're dragged in an alternate dimension, where Qui-Gon is alive, and Dooku is still a Jedi... but..." said the old Obi-Wan, but Qui-Gon quickly filling the blanks.
"And the child version of... pardon me sir *looking at middle aged anakin*, but your original version here is a Sith Lord, and he's still a boy, and your Robotic Sith Lord version is also here, and the young man version of you, who come with the bearded Obi-Wan here, is following them, and I am afraid if he was being seduced to the dark side as well..." said Qui-Gon.
"Oh? so that's why I sense three copy of my own signature speeding outside the orbit eh?" said the middle aged Anakin.
"Correct you are, we must..." said Yoda, but farmboy Luke interrupt that with him trying to talk to Leia.
"Leia? are... are you..." said farmboy Luke, trying to touch young Leia's hand, but young Leia quickly slap his face while saying.
"You're right Luke, this older version of yourself is creepy!" said Leia to Luke, who follow up with a knee to the poor farmboy's groin, making him fall in a heap.
"Excuse me Skywalkers, but isn't that quite excessive? I mean, what if the older version of you are here as well Leia?" asked the half-Togruta half-Human boy.
"Who are you? why are your..." asked Ahsoka, but then the half-Togruta half-Human quickly recognize her.
"Mom? It's me, Thukul!" said the boy.
"M... mom? w... wha..." Ahsoka fainted, forcing Dooku to take the toddler Ahsoka before she falls as well.
"Uh, young boy, it seems everyone who dragged here is related... so..." said Dooku.
"And before two other man drop unconscious as well..." said middle aged Anakin mischievously.
"Two...?" said both beardless and bearded Obi-Wan, but before anything could happened, the old Obi-Wan quickly shut the middle aged Anakin's mouth with his hand and...
"Please be calm, if in this dimension Dooku is a Jedi firmly in the Light Side... that isn't your..." but before he finished, both versions of Obi-Wans also fall unconscious.
"Uh... looks like they already sensed that even if they refuse to consciously recognized it..." said middle aged Anakin.
"Good Force! Let's carry them back to the Council Chambers and explain everything back there..." said Qui-Gon while holding his beardless Padawan, while the old Obi-Wan carry the bearded younger version of his jedi master self.
"Leia, Luke, Thukul, carry Auntie Ahsoka there as well..." said the middle aged Anakin while holding the farmboy version of his son.
"..."
Jedi Council Chambers:
"Anakin, am I dreaming?" said the bearded, yet young Obi-Wan to the man nearby when he try to regain his consciousness.
"No... Obi-Wan, you are not dreaming, and I am the older version of your currently missing ex-Padawan." said the middle aged Anakin, and the presence of his older self looking in concern also make him aware of it.
"Uh... I have a son... with Ahsoka? of all people?" asked him to his older self, who just nod in shame.
"Long story... long story..." said the old Obi-Wan, but then everyone just startled while Ahsoka awake and shriek.
"NOOOO! IT CAN'T BE! THAT OLD MAN!" said Ahsoka who then run away as far as possible from the Obi-Wans, before Shaak Ti and Mace Windu stop her running out of the chamber.
"I already know this could end in really awkward..." said the younger, beardless Obi-Wan who was already awake, and speaking to Thukul Tano.
"Well, not quite, I am happy to meet my father... even if there is several versions of him!" said Thukul cheerfully.
"Leia? is my sister?" said the farmboy Luke, who just awake in disbelief, nearly earning him another of Padawan Luke's attack, but middle aged Anakin just stop him in the right moment.
"Luke stop hurting yourself!" said middle aged Anakin.
"This creep is hitting on Leia Dad!" said Padawan Luke.
"So his story, the first to tell, he must..." said Yoda calmly while hitting Padawan Luke with his gimmer stick on his shin.
"OW! SORRY MASTER!" Padawan Luke yelped in pain.
"Son, I know this could be... totally confusing and not make sense... but seeing that you are the one mostly not in touch, and not to mention everyone already told about my other robotic version who are against you... you better told us about you and... Darth Vader..." said the middle aged Anakin.
"Uh... right... so... I... I did not know how to..." said farmboy Luke.
"Start from the beginning, since I find your reaction to Leia is incredibly creepy son..." said middle aged Anakin.
"Oh... right... I was raised on Tatooine, I did not know why, but uncle Owen and aunt Beru already take care of me from the very beginning... I did know about ben...*looking to the old Obi-Wan*, the old hermit who was the master of my father... but as far as I know about Leia, she is Leia Organa... the leader of the Rebellion, as well as the prettiest girl I have..." said farmboy Luke, but Padawan Luke almost kicking him on his face if not middle aged Anakin holding the younger one.
"Continue please, I'll hold your... Luke, please calm down, this is not..." said middle aged Anakin.
"Ben Kenobi teach me the basics of the force, and gave me my father's lightsaber... but he dies on the Death Star, in the duel with Darth Vader... and..." Luke looking awkwardly to both all Obi-Wans and middle aged Anakin.
"We can see, that your father is a Sith, go on..." said the old Obi-Wan.
"For the sake of the Force, Anakin will really be the death of me!" wailed the bearded Obi-Wan.
"Uh, I am almost killed while facing his Sith-Boy self... you two are lucky..." said the beardless Obi-Wan.
"Well, continue please?" asked middle aged Anakin while looking at the Obi-Wans, and all gave him somewhat 'I know it' look.
"After I destroyed the death star and join the rebellion against the empire... Darth Vader pursued me and long story short, he captured my best friend Han Solo, frozen him in carbonite, and I was there, facing him despite master Yoda saying that I am not ready to..." said Luke, but now Yoda is the one who interrupt.
"Not well trained, you are... hmm?"
"Indeed, Master Yoda tries his best to train me, but I was impatient and... well, I kinda sucked into a wormhole while fighting against Vader... and I only knew he is my father here... as far as Ben Kenobi and uncle Owen told me, my father's name is Anakin Skywalker... Ben said Darth Vader murdered my father..." said Luke.
"Wait, so me killed myself? and... wait?" asked middle aged Anakin who was confused with all of this.
"I don't know perhaps spending his time as a hermit inside Tatooine desert made Ben a bit senile and..." said Luke, but now middle aged Anakin looking at old Obi-Wan, who also spend his time as hermit inside Tatooine desert... with a raised eyebrow.
"Anakin, that means your corrupted, dark side self, murdered your good personality! That was..." said the old Obi-Wan.
"Senile old man..." said middle aged Anakin grumpily.
"Alright Luke, we can at least have the proof about your father's fall to the dark side... so..." said bearded Obi-Wan.
"Well... that does not explain anything about he hitting on Leia!" shout the Padawan Luke to his older self.
"Uhh... not exactly... I think Han is... but I must admit that I kissed her too..." said farmboy Luke, earning him a dirty look from middle aged Anakin.
"If only your version of Leia is here, we can put a stop to this... awkwardness... but still..." said middle aged Anakin, but now the bearded Obi-Wan put his hand on his shoulder and say.
"So, let me tell the story from my side..."
So after the bearded Obi-Wan gave his story, and Qui-Gon and Dooku gave a detailed, from the Jedi perspective what happened in this dimension...
"So, who's your master, Young Padawan Luke?" asked Dooku.
"Master Yoda!" said Padawan Luke.
"My master is Master Windu!" said Padawan Leia.
"My master is Master Kit Fisto!" said Thukul Tano, but now, everyone start eyeing him with a nervous look...
"What?" said Thukul Tano with a confused look.
"Young one, your master here is... a Sith Lord..." said Mace Windu.
"Will take your training temporarily here, I am... as with Master Windu..." said Yoda to Padawan Leia and Luke.
"But where is master Kit..." said Thukul, but Dooku quickly help him.
"I will train you here, you shouldn't worry about that..." said Dooku, ensuring the young half-Togruta.
"But what about me! My Master is missing and I did not want to end up with..." said Ahsoka, looking nervously with the Obi-Wans, who also try to look at the other sides.
"Snips! You're going with the older version of your master!" said middle aged Anakin, who then leaving the farmboy Luke with...
"Well, young man, don't be nervous, we both will train you to keep up with your lack of training." said both the bearded, and old Obi-Wan to farmboy Luke.
"As so do I, you need extra courses." said Qui-Gon Jinn.
"I wonder about the Sith-Boy, who is my younger self..." said middle aged Anakin to no one in particular.
"Looks like the Robotic version of yourself took him already..." but I am afraid in... Padawan Tano cannot drag you down because you are the key to fighting your other selves..." said master Dooku.
"But she still need trai..." said Anakin, but Shaak Ti quickly interrupt him.
"I will train her, you are needed to focus against your younger selves..." said Shaak Ti.
"Yes, with your power potential... I hate to say this Anakin, but even the raw trained Sith-Boy of yourself has killed Jedi left and right, you are our best bet to end the Sith-Boy's menace... and the Robo-Sith... and potentially... my old Padawan..." said the bearded Obi-Wan sadly, but the old Obi-Wan quickly put his hand on his shoulder and said.
"Well, I believe that the younger, non-Sith padawan of yours will not be willing to fighting us... I know Anakin as well, and if he is the same with him *pointing at middle aged Anakin*, he is not an instant Jedi Master, he actually has collapsed to the Dark Side temporarily after killing Palpatine, but he quickly regain his senses before that... Master Yoda calm him down..." said the old Obi-Wan.
"Let's hope that we can somehow reverse the seduction done by the Sith robotic and younger self of you, to your Jedi younger self..." said Qui-Gon.
"I hope..." said Anakin.
