Ok here's another, hope you guys are enjoying this. i worked really hard on the humor so enjoy.
Muddy eye's opened, and he could feel the covers moving. He pulled the covers up and saw Hidan trying to get in the blondes pants. He reached down, and at that point the blue eye's opened,
"What are you doing un?" Sasori shot his eye's up to met the blondes.
"He was trying to get in your fucking pa…" Hidan busted out of the cover, Sasori quickly grabbed him and threw him.
"Why were you trying to get in my pants un."
"Um…oh where I am from…that's how we say good morning." "Good cover…" Hidan could be heard in the background. Deidara smiled,
"Oh," he shoved his hands down Sasori's pants, "Good morning then un!" The blonde jumped up and went for food. Sasori laid their wide eyed, did that just really happen. He could feel his pants getting tight.
Deidara walked back to the camp, but couldn't find the red head anywhere.
"Where's Sasori un?" Hidan huffed,
"Do you really need the fucktard when you have me?" Deidara just looked around, "Let it be, he probably has another fucking date!" Anger boiled in the blonde, he stormed into the forest and found the red head with ease. His eye's widened when he saw what he was doing. His pants were down and his hands were wrapped around his member.
"So this is a porn book!!!!!!!!!!"
"You sick old man!"
"Shut up or I throw you all into a pit, so you want me to finish or what?" they were silent and he continued.
Deidara walked back to the clearing quickly, his face blood red.
"Yo what happened?"
"I don't want to talk about it un." Sasori ran out of the bushes later,
"Deidara, I… why… you weren't supposed to see that."
"It's ok un." his voice was shaky, and he was trembling. Deidara grabbed his small bag and headed for the road, they followed.
"Why are you walking away?"
"I need to clear my head un. And the sooner we get there the sooner I can let you get back to your fun un." Sasori caught him,
"what do you mean?"
"Do you think I'm blind un? I'm not un."
"You don't understand…"
"Save it un."
They walked in silence till they stopped that night. Deidara didn't eat, and curled up by a tree. He wouldn't come when it was time to sleep. Sasori waited till the blonde was asleep. He picked him up and laid him down in the covers next to him. Pulling him close the three fell asleep.
Deidara turned over, and noticed Sasori's bare chest. He snuggled closer to it, and sighed,
"Are you awake?" Deidara stiffened, he didn't want to be caught getting close to him. "Eh, whatever." he wraped his hands around the blondes slim waist and pulled him close. He kissed the blonde hair, and tucked his head under his chin. Deidara was just happy to be around him.
"Wake up fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hidan ran up banging on a pot and pan. Deidara jumped and clung to Sasori, ducking his head in his chest. Sasori picked up the small dragon and threw him.
"Damn lizard…" He glanced down at the blonde, who was still cowering in his chest. "You ok Deidei?" Deidara smiled,
"Yeah, just a little shaken Danna un." Sasori blinked,
"Danna?" Deidara mentally slapped himself.
"Yeah you saved me and such so you're my master now un." Sasori smiled, and gently kissed him on his forehead. Deidara blushed madly and hid his head in the covers. Sasori stood, stretching. Deidara glanced up, and regretted it. He could see every curve of his body, he was small but muscular, and his pants hung low on his hips. A little too low. He covered his nose.
Sasori turned to the blonde when he heard a moan. Deidara ducked his head back in the blankets when their eye's met. Sasori walked back over to him,
"what's wrong?" Deidara shook his head under the blankets. Sasori straddled the blonde. Deidara gasped, and sat up. That was when Sasori could see the blood trickling out of his nose. Sasori rolled his eye's, and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Come with me."
The blood had finally stopped, and now Sasori was washing away the blood. Sasori smiled as he finished washing away the red liquid.
"Sorry about that Danna un…" Sasori smiled and scooted closer,
"It's fine…" Deidara glanced over and inwardly moan. God…err…Jashin, why did he have to be so tone? "You know I like it when you call me Danna Deidei…" Deidara looked up and their faces were so close. Deidara leaned up,
"I love it when you call me Deidei…" Sasori could taste the blondes breath, it was all he could do not to attack him. He leaned down more,
"Deidei…"he breathed.
"Danna…" He was close to closing the gap, and just as he was going to, something scalely was placed to his lips. He opened his blue eye's and they were met with the purple one's of Hidan. Deidara scrambled away,
"Ahhh that was nice…" Hidan sighed and walked away. Sasori laughed and pulled Deidara to his feet, pulling him close.
"You ok?"
"Besides the taste of dragon, yeah un." Sasori leaned down,
"Maybe I can fix that…"
"Maybe…." He leaned up,
"Come on fuckers, we have to head out!" they sighed and headed back to the camp. Deidara found himself watching Sasori all the time. Not watching where he was going the blonde ran into a tree.
"Ow…" Sasori ran over to him.
"Damn, fucking tree!" Hidan ran and attacked the tree. Deidara held his face. Sasori pulled his hands away from his face,
"It looks like nothing…" Sasori was smacked in the face with, and knocked to the ground by a dragon. Hidan jumped back up and went to attack the tree. Deidara giggled and helped him up. Sasori stumbled, but Deidara caught him. Sasori leaned down, and Deidara smiled leaning up.
"Holly mother of fuck!" Sasori screamed, as Hidan latched onto his nuts. Sasori hopped away, and yanked Hidan off. "That fucking hurt!"
"Well it didn't taste to damn good either!"
"What is your damn problem?"
"I don't like you so close to my Dei…"
"Your Dei, excuse me, but I was supposed to marry him."
"Fuck that! He likes me more." Sasori growled, and walked away. Hidan tackled him from behind. Sasori yelled, and fell. In a ball of dust they fought. Yelps, growls, and mashing sounds could be heard. Deidara popped his head from behind a bush, and found them,
"What are you two doing un?" they both stopped with each other in a head lock.
"Nothing…" They both said simultaneously. Deidara put his hands on his hips, then spotted Sasori's bloody face.
"Oh Danna…" he rushed over to him, and cupped his face.
"Danna…?" Hidan ask as he was pushed out of the way. Deidara gently whipped the blood away. Hidan was jealous, he looked at his arm, "Oh my arm, I think it's broke!" Deidara never removed his eye's,
"Hold on a minute un…" he finished whipping off the blood, "You ok Danna un?" Sasori smiled,
"Yeah, thank you." Deidara gently kissed his forehead,
"That's good un…" he whispered against his skin. Sasori never thought he would say it, but he loved the feel he got around the blonde. He could feel his heart thudding, and he was blushing,
"Go help that pathetic thing…" Deidara stood, and walked over to the dragon. Sasori watched as the blonde helped the dragon. What was this feeling in his chest, it felt like it was going to explode, in a good way. He felt the blush cross his cheeks as he watched the blonde. Did he like him, but what did it matter, the blonde wouldn't like him back. Eh, but he did owe him for saving him, this could be fun…
hehe what does Sasori have planed for the blonde? kuku R&R to find out
