Chapter 7

Once Zim was in the store-after crashing into it-he raced to the rubber band isle. Gir ran off to the customer service desk to annoy the living daylights out of the workers there. On his way to the rubber band isle, Zim passed the paste isle, but didn't notice it. His mind was on a totally different matter. He didn't know how many bags of rubber bands to buy so he took them all. Then he scrambled to the checkout line, which was very long. "Hurry up! I don't have all day stink people!"

Dib walked in the store at that moment and saw Zim in line. He quirked his eye. "Zim! What the heck are you doing here!? I thought you were afraid of rain!" Dib yelled; his foe growled. "What's it to you worm?" Zim snarled. "I'll find out your little plan to destroy Earth! You can count on it!" Keeping his eyes fixated on Zim, Dib left to get a box of cheesecake. "Next," the cashier said. The line moved up, but Zim was still last.

"What do you get when you mix cheese with cupcakes?" Gir asked the customer service. "Uh, cheese is in isle four and cupcakes are in isle eleven," the manager replied dully. Gir stared intently at them in a positively creepy way. He continued staring at them for five minutes before screaming, "WHERE'S MY POT OF GOLD!?" After that he zoomed back to Zim. "Potato?" He asked; Zim shook his head confused and put his bags on the conveyer belt.

Chapter 8

Zim threw a wad of money at the cashier and left with his hoard of rubber bands. Gir didn't follow Zim out but went to find Dib instead. He found Dib in the baking goods isle and poked him. "Hiya' buddy! Whatcha' doin'!?" Dib pushed the little robot aside, only to have Gir move exactly where he had been. Sighing, Dib asked, "What do you want?" Gir shrugged, but poked Dib some more. He liked poking Dib; he saw it as his new hobby. Dib turned round yet again and yanked Gir away from him. "Leave me alone!" Gir shook his head, smiling. Finally he screamed, "I KNOW MASTA'S PLAN!" Dib scratched his head before saying, "Really? Tell me what it is!" "'Kay! Zim plans to cover the WHOLE Earth with melting nacho cheese for his leaders to eat! I CAN HARDLY WAIT!" Gir said. Dib asked, "Are you sure you know what you're talking about?" Gir didn't say anything because he heard Zim calling him from the exit. He ran off to meet his master. Dib pondered what Gir had said. "If that's true, then I have to speed up the sleeping gel process. The next ingredient is a bumper from a car. Okay…"

[-Just for laughs!-]

In the Massive, the Tallest are having their snacks party as the crew members watch them. "Can we have some snacks too, my Tallest?" They say hopefully. Purple glares at them and hugs his donuts tight. He roars, "STAY AWAY FROM MY DONUTS!" Following this, there is a long awkward silence. An eerie silence. After a moment, Purple says, "Sure, you can have a snack!"