what the hell
« Ash bets a bit too much on a Pokémon battle with Clemont and Ash loses »
Ash was so sure that he would win.
He would win this battle against Clemont, and receive the Voltage Badge.
He was sure enough, that he told Clemont that if he lost, he would cut up his own dick and eat it.
And he lost.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Clemont had hoped that Ash forgot he'd even bet his own manhood in the first place, but alas, he did not. So the blond spent a good hour or so telling Ash that he didn't have to go through with it, but Ash kept saying that he always followed his word.
"If you do it, then how will you pee?"
"Sitting."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
"Well... What if you die from blood loss?"
"Then I'm dead."⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
"Ash, please don't go through with this..."
"I always do what I say I'll do, especially for bets! I can't make an exception to this." His brown eyes showed complete determination, but Clemont knew Ash really wasn't looking forward to cutting off his own penis and eating it.
The blond sighed. That was it, he had to pull out the big guns.
"Then how will we..."
"With a strap on?"
"Ash!" His voice cracked.
"What are you two even fighting about?!" Bonnie yelled, entering Clemont's workshop in the Prism Tower. The two boys froze, not sure how much of their argument Bonnie heard.
"...nothing?" The short blonde rolled her eyes.
"Ash, don't cut off your dick. Clemont will be sad because then you can't have buttsex. Why don't you just let Clemont eat it for you?"
The two boys' mouths fell to the floor and they slowly turned to each other, horrified expressions on their faces.
How much did she know?
really short, because didn't want it to turn into a sex scene. I was going to have ash bet that he would let Clemont top for once but that would basically be writing a sex scene, and all I've been doing is implying them lol. But yeah moral of the story don't bet to cut off your own dick and eat it and also your little sister knows everything
