Hey people! I really love this chapter because I like Elias better than Elizabeth, he's smexi! He's my Bishi OC MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: Get ur smexi ass over here! glomps Elias

Elias:NOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET GO OF ME!

Title: Choke on this

Summary: Elias finds a chick he would consider dating. But first he must see if they are worthy of his manly-ness. Soon he will realize that girls in this hood are trying to cramp his style.

Elias woke up and scratched his head. He was bored with the girls falling for him at school. He just had a dream that he was over run by every girl in school. But this wasn't good enough for him. Girls could fall for him but that didn't mean he would be able to bone them. He needed a chick who willing to do the "nasty". He walked into the bathroom, took off his clothes and jumped into the shower. Pietro walked into the bathroom. He knew it was Pietro because he saw blur come in. Elias grew infuriated. He peeked his head through the shower curtain.

"Do you mind?" He exclaimed. Pietro began to shave his face.

"No, you go ahead…"He replied. Elias growled and closed the shower curtain. Pietro speed out of the bathroom, finally giving Elias privacy. Elias brushed his teeth and brushed his hair. He walked out of the bathroom and began to dress himself. He put on his lightning bolt boxers and his T-shirt. He pulled on his gray jeans. He brushed his hair, for days he's been trying to make it look a certain way. Lance walked by and spotted Elias and stood in the door way.

"What's wrong?" He asked. Elias turned to him.

"I'm pissed; I still can't get my hair to do that flippy thing…" He replied as he gave up, he spayed axe on his body then put on his shirts. He slammed the door as him and Lance walked down the stairs slowly. He pulled his bangs up and put on his head band. Liz ran out of her room and walked down the stairs with them. Her hair was out she reached for her light blue scrungie on her wrist and tied her long hair into a pony tail as she yawned.

"Not enough sleep?" Elias said. She smiled.

"You were still plotting to get your revenge on the x-geeks last night. So thought of anything good?" Lance added. She jumped off the steps onto the floor of the living room.

"I'll get back to you on that later…" She yelled as she ran to the kitchen. Elias sat in between Liz and Pietro. Pietro looked over to Liz and smiled.

"So Liz wanna go out some time?" He said as he smirked. Elias' eyes widened.

"Are— are you hitting on my sister?" Elias stammered angrily. Liz sneered in disgust.

"Eww like I would ever go out with you!" She shouted as she stormed away from the kitchen table and sat on the couch. Elias grew weary of eating. Fred walked over.

"What's wrong dude?" Fred asked.

"Y'know I haven't had sex in three weeks, y'know how hard that is for me?" Elias replied. He walked out of the house angrily and sat in Lance's jeep. He honked the horn angrily. Everyone piled into the car. Liz sat in the seat behind Pietro's. He looked back and smiled. Liz quickly turned away folded her arms and pouted.

They got to the school and sat in the parking lot. None of them were really in the mood of going inside yet. Kitty, Rogue and Jean passed by. Elias' face lit up he remembered that chick. He went out on one date with her then never spoke to her again. Then tried to ignore her when his sister started bullying her. He walked over to them, they immediately stopped.

"There a problem emo-bangs?" Rogue asked angrily. Elias grinned.

"I wouldn't talk skunk head…" He said as he rubbed her hair. She sneered and stomped away. Jean and Kitty followed. But he then grabbed Kitty by her arm and pulled her back.

"Hey-um I was y'know wondering. You wanna go on another date?" He asked. Kitty thought to herself for a second.

"Listen, Elias you really like cute but your like on the dark-icky side…" She replied.

"But that doesn't judge my character, please give me another chance!" He pleaded. She smiled.

"Okay Elias, one more chance. Where are we going?" She asked.

"How about we go to a movie then to look out point for some dinner?" He answered.

"Sounds like a date to me…"She said as she blushed and ran to catch up with her friends. Elias turned back over to his friends.

"BAGGED IT!" He shouted as he high-fived his sister. The school bell rang and everyone headed for their classes. Liz hid her face behind her locker as she quietly admired Lance and blushed. Pietro sped in front of her. She jumped then angrily sighed.

"What ya doing?" Pietro shouted. She shoved him.

"Will you please buzz off? Jeez you're like an annoying stalker!" Liz shouted and she walked away.

"But we have class together!" He replied.

"Where do you think I'm going?" She yelled as she tried to walk faster.

"Right behind ya beautiful!" He said as he ran after her. Elias shook his head walked to Lance.

"How long has he liked her?" Elias asked Lance.

"Dude, he's been talking about her since you two first moved in. He wants it badly…" He answered.

"Well I'm getting laid tonight; I'm gonna be eating breakfast with a kitty cat tomorrow morning! I can't wait!" Elias exclaimed excitedly. He and Lance walked the hallways. Lance noticed how the girls sighed as Elias passed by.

"Y'know by what I see, you could have any girl you want, why would you choose Kitty?" Lance asked as he scratched his head.

"Let's just say it's a part of my strategy." He answered. He said as he winked at a girl him and Lance passed. She sighed and fainted. Lance rolled his eyes and walked into the classroom, all Elias could do was grin to him.

Liz and Toad walked down the hallway. They turned the corner only to see Pietro by his locker. Liz let out a loud "eeep!" and jumped behind Toad.

"What's wrong, it's just Pietro!" Toad shouted as he pushed her over to him. She fought back and pushed Toad away.

"He's been hitting on me all day and I just don't feel that way about him… There someone else, kind of…" Liz replied. Toad smirked and put his hands in his pocket.

"Liz I've only known you for three days, I don't think it would work out…" He said with a yellow toothy grin. Liz groaned in anger.

"Not you, you idiot! Some one else…"She said as she walked ahead seeing that Pietro had left. Toad followed and pondered.

"Summers?"

"No…"

"Daniels?"

"No…"

"Matthews?"

"NO! WHO THE HELL IS THAT!?"

"Night creeper?"

"Who?" She sighed angrily.

"Fred?"

"No…"

"Lance?" He asked as his final guy he could think of that she could like. She jumped, her eyes widened and she looked back at Toad. The class bell rung. She became extremely happy.

"Oh there's the bell gotta get to class, see ya Toad!" She said ridiculously quick, and then ran into her class. Toad stood there and scratched his head.

Fred walked into the boy's bathroom and saw Lance and Elias in it. His eyes widened as he turned back around to wait for them to leave.

"Sorry if I interrupted anything!" Fred yelled. Lance grabbed Fred angrily.

"Stop trying to make us sound gay!" He replied.

"What are you guys doing in here?" Fred asked.

"Elias got kicked out of class; apparently Ms.Kinckle's tits are real. Elias should know, HE SQUEEZED THEM!" Lance complained. Elias smirked.

"I should have a label on my forehead that says 'women with nice racks and low cut blouses BEWARE!" Elias said smugly. The next class bell rung and it was time for lunch. The brotherhood met up and walked towards the lunch room.

All of them sat at their usual lunch table. Elias just wanted the day to end, so he could get the sex he so sorely needed. Liz tried to stay as close to Lance and as far from Pietro as possible. She got up to get some condiments.

"Mmmmm" Pietro sounded as she passed by.

"No…" She replied as she turned away from him.

After school, Elias got himself home as quickly as possible to ready himself for his date. Liz grew tiresome of Toad's efforts of seeing who she liked. She walked into Lance's room. He lay on his bed with no shirt on listening to rage against the machine. She lifted one of the head phones off his ear.

"Hey Lance…" She whispered. Lance jumped and saw it was just Liz. He sat up on his bed.

"Hey Liz what's up?" He replied. Liz couldn't look Lance directly in the face. She feared that she would blush and she already felt butterflies just talking to him. It felt like a woozy feeling in her stomach. Like her stomach had cramped up and loosened at the same time. She tried to speak but the words wouldn't leave her lips. She tried to look at him but every time she looked at him she felt numb and stupid and couldn't say anything.

"Hey um, can I chill in your room for a while?" She asked shyly.

"No prob sweet cheeks, can you pass me my shirt?" Lance replied. She looked up as she gave him his black shirt. He put it back on and just lay on his bed. She wondered why he called her sweet cheeks. She was hoping he had liked her. But he was just so cool. It wasn't likely. Elias passed by the room and smiled. He walked in and Stood slyly at the doorway.

"Later guys! I'm off to get some poon-tang…" He said as he walked away.

"If you get in after Midnight try not to wake us!" Lance yelled. Liz just sat there. Lance stared in confusion and sat up.

"Is there something wrong sweet cheeks?" Lance asked. Liz nodded her head in disagreement. Then let out a sigh.

"Well sort of…" She whispered. Lance put his hand on her shoulder.

"Pietro?"

"Sort of…" she replied. She looked up at Lance and saw that Lance had already been staring at her. She blushed a little. As she looked into his brown eyes and He looked into her green.

Elias ran into the room and saw that he disturbed a tender moment. Liz let out an angry groan.

"No Wait!" Elias shouted. "Can I borrow your car?" Elias asked. She groaned again.

"WHATEVER!" She yelled as she threw her car keys at him and stormed out of the room. He looked over at Lance and nervously smiled. Lance shrugged and laid back down.

Elias' date was going well. He went to the movies with Kitty, and then he took her to a drive in restaurant. He wasn't made out of money, but Kitty seemed to be enjoying herself. He drove up to look out point and began to make out with Kitty.

"Man, it's hot in here, my shirt is chaffing me. Mind if I take it off?" Elias whispered. Kitty nodded her head no. He took of his shirt and then continued to make out with Kitty. He stopped and smiled at Kitty.

"Man I can't believe this, now my pants are chaffing me!" He whispered. Kitty angrily and turned away.

"I should have known… You don't wanna be with me!" Kitty said sadly. Elias frowned.

"It's not like that! I really like you Kitty, that's why I figured you'd be willing to do this with me. Even though we barely know each other." Elias said.

"How do I know if you're telling the truth?" She replied

"Hey if we do this, you'd be my first." He whispered. She looked down. He lifted her head up and stared into her eyes.

"Kitty, when I'm with you, I feel my heart beat fast and slow at the same time…" He said as he kissed her. She smiled and sighed.

"Elias that was beautiful" Kitty said as she wrapped her arms around him and pulled him to the back seat. And the car began to rock.

That morning, Kitty woke up naked laying in the back seat of the car with Elias she looked up and closed her eyes. Elias opened his eyes and he jumped. Dammit, I must have fell asleep last night! He tried to pry himself from Kitty's hold. She opened her eyes.

"Where ya going?" She whispered. Elias' eyes widened.

"Umm looking for my pants we have to get to school in two hours!" He lied. Kitty jumped up and realized this was true.

"Well hurry up I have to get back to the institute!" She yelled. He drove down the institute and dropped Kitty off.

"Bye Baby" She said lovingly.

"Yeah whatever…" He replied as he sped off. She stared confusingly. Rogue walked into the drive way and saw the car drive away.

"Hey isn't that EZ's car?" Rogue said as she scratched her head.

"Rogue you'll never get what I did last night!" She said as they both walked inside.

Elias walked into the brotherhood boarding house. Everyone stared at him in anticipation.

"Well?" Pietro asked. Elias looked up and smiled.

"NAILED IT! HAHA!" He shouted. Everyone cheered joyfully for Elias. Elias sat at the breakfast table. Toad sat next to him.

"What's it like to have sex?" He asked. Elias smirked.

"Its more amazing that what you'll believe! And the worst thing about it is you'll never get to have it. Unless you get pity sex. That's your only hope…" Elias answered. Fred walked over.

"What about me?" Fred asked.

"You kiddin'? The girls in Detroit would storm you. I'll take everybody over there one day." Elias replied. Liz cleared her throat.

"Oh Liz you need to stop swallowing or you'll never stop having to clear your throat!" He said teasingly. She got up and hugged him.

"Heh, now that's the brother I've been waiting see since we ran away!" She screeched excitedly.

"Heh this is awesome! I'm in such a good mood I feel like I can run from Bayville to China and Back!" He gloated. Pietro sneered and stood up.

"Hey! Running fast is my bit!" He exclaimed. Liz came between the both of them.

"Doesn't matter anyway we got to get to school…" She added.

"Oh yes her mighty sexiness!"

"I told you not to call me that…" She yelled as she led the way to Lance's jeep.

Classes sucked for Liz today, with Pietro bothering her and the x-losers staring at her every time they saw her. Between period four and five Liz searched through her locker for a cigarette. Being unsuccessful she slammed her locker door and purposely banged her head on it. Skunk head, big red, and kitty cat approached her.

"Hey Elizabeth!" Jean shouted. She turned her head then did complete 360 towards them.

"What?" She said lazily.

"We were wondering if you wanted to hang or talk to us sometime…"

"What? WHAT? NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU GUYS KICKED MY ASS LAST WEEK! AND KITTY I PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE!" Liz replied angrily.

"Oh I'm not one to hold grudges!" Kitty added.

"You x-losers are so retarded. DON'T TALK TO ME!" She exclaimed as she began to storm away from them down the hallway.

"AND I WOULD KILL FOR A FUCKING CIGARETTE RIGHT NOW!"

Life was going much better for the rest of the brotherhood. At lunch they all did the usual thing they did, which was eat and do nothing. Maybe pick on some people. It depends on the day. Elias was more happy than all of them put together. Until Kitty came over to their table.

"Hey cuddle bumps! I was like just thinking we should meet up tonight!" Kitty said.

"'I was like just thinking' we shouldn't…" Elias replied in a voice that sounded like he was mocking Kitty.

"Well um, how 'bout tomorrow?" She asked hesitantly.

"Maybe babe, y'know I got stuff to do."

"Like what? You don't do any of your homework…" Elias sputtered then looked over to Kitty with an irritated expression. He saw the heaviness and the sadness in her eyes. Man, she better be screw'n me afterwards…

"Okay sure whatever, come to the boarding house later…" Kitty hugged then kissed Elias then left the table.

"Eli, what is she to you a friend or a fuck?" Liz whispered angrily.

"Duh, Liz she's a fuck. You know I don't take most women seriously. Only women I ever respected in my life were you, Sophie and Mom."

"Well, she's acting like you guys are in an actual relationship…" She replied.

"Yeah I know and it totally cramping my style. I don't show affection in public…"

"Wow Eli, your cold…" Toad added,

"Damn straight. Let me get some more sex in and I'll break her heart around…" Elias started; he took out a palm pilot and began to search through it.

"Where'd you get that from?" Lance asked.

"Stole it off some nerd… next week." Elias replied. Immediately after that sentence the bell rung for the next class.

After school the brotherhood walked into the parking lot to grab their car and get the hell out of there. Liz seemed a bit sluggish today and was behind the rest of the group. One of those x-freaks approached her. It was Rogue.

"What! What do you people want with me? I'm a bad guy your 'sposed to hate me….." Liz said irritably.

"Sorry about earlier today. It was Kitty's idea. I have to talk to you about your brother…"

"Listen I'm not in charge of him or what I he does so don't complain to me…"

"Well I'm kind of worried that he'll take advantage of Kitty…"

"Too late he already has and soon he's going to break her little naïve heart. And you listen skunk-head; you're not going to do shit about it…" Liz put so clearly and stormed away.

"You know you're wrong to do this Ziffermen!"

"Pfft, so…"

The rest of the week Elias ad to deal with hanging out with Kitty, Liz had to deal with Pietro hitting on her and other various things with the x-men. Pretty soon the weekend came around and the brotherhood decided to take a stroll through the mall.

Me: Wow another good chapter coming up after this one! Were very excited! Isn't that right Elias

Elias((Tied up)): If any one out there is listening… HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!