Selina couldn't figure out how Jack knew about her and Bane. They'd taken every precaution to keep the secret, yet he pretty much announces it to the gang!

How freaking EMBARRASSING! At least she got to do a little shopping to calm her nerves. She wondered idly as Sandra lead her and Bane into Pacific Sun. The first thing she heard was:

"Pam! Look at this shirt!" She recognized and located the source of the voice. Harley and Pamela were scouring the racks that were in the corner of the store.

Shit. Selina thought as she pulled her cohorts out of the store. Sandra looked at her. "What's wrong with you? We have a job and 'girly-girls' tend to like this store." She practically yelled.

"Jack's not into 'girly-girls'" Selina stated. "Let's go to like Hot Topic or something." She whispered as the two girls made their way to the front of the store.

Shitshitshitshitshitshit. She screamed in her head. "C'mon! This way!" She said, taking off in no specific direction. Sandra and Bane looked at each other and shrugged before following her.

"Was that Selina?" Harley asked, face scrunched into one of confusion. "I don't think so. She said she wanted to do some extra practice today. Why would she lie?" Pamela thought aloud. Harley shrugged.

"No clue. Must've been my imagination." Harley chirped linking arms with Bruce and Pam. "Where d'ya wanna go next?" She asked no one in particular.

"Bruce, do you mind if Harley and I go look at dresses? Every time we come to the mall we do!" Pamela pleaded as she led the group toward Group USA. Bruce shrugged and said

"That's fine. I'll find something to do." He shrugged turning and walking toward the food court. "Men and their food." Pamela chuckled, pulling her friend toward the dress shop. Harley's stomach growled.

If Selina were here we'd be headed that way too.

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"Want some Ice cream?"Selina asked gesturing towards an Orange Julius in the far corner of the mall. Sandra rolled her eyes. "Boss gave us a job and all you can think about is ice cream." She spat, plopping down on a bench and folding her arms. Selina sighed and moved toward the kiosk. She dialed Jack's number and after two rings he answered.

"Joe's Hoe Shack! You got the cash, we got the ass! How can i help you?" Jack said proudly. "Jack. What are we supposed to be getting these girls?" She asked instantly agitated.

"I dunno! You're a broad! What do broads like?" He asked indignantly. "Girls are not all the same! What are your 'valentines' like?" She asked moving up in the line.

"They're sexy little things. Get 'em somethin' kinky!" He growled. "So they're whores?" She asked, no longer interested in the conversation. Jack thought for a moment.

"Yeah, I guess you could say that, Pussycat." He giggled. "Sionis, If you drop that I'm dropping your body in a river!" He yelled suddenly. "Just get the shit and get back to the hideout." He growled before hanging up. She pocket her phone. "Strawberry kiwi smoothie please."

She sighed as the cashier tapped on the register. She let her mind wander as the sound of the blender pierced her ears. A large jock bumped past her, knocking her over. "Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!" He said as he helped her up and place a hand on her back.

"Get off of me." She growled trying to pull her hand away. "Just trying to help." He said tightening his grip and pulling her to her feet. Bane appeared at her side in an instant. "She said get off of her." He said, his thick accent making him more intimidating. Bane was at least five inches taller than the boy.

"And who're you? Her boyfriend?" He asked pulling her closer. Bane looked down at her with an unreadable expression." Ma'am your smoothie." The cashier squeaked. Selina yanked her arm away from the guy and furiously grabbed the cold drink from the man behind the register.

"Yes. He is." She admitted as she took the lid off of the drink and let it flow from the cup to the guy's head. Sandra walked over and whispered in Selina's ear.

"Security." Selina looked around and saw the large security officers making their way over. "What's going on here?" The dumb man when he was about three feet away.

"Bane, pull the car around." She murmured. He looked down and moved away. Sandra went with him. "Nothing officers." She said once they were within earshot. The large guy was too busy wiping the sticky pink substance from his eyes. "That's a lie, officer." He said calmly.

"I accidentally bumped past this girl, accidentally knocking her over and she overreacted and poured her smoothie on me!" Selina turned to him trying to keep her composure.

"So, you didn't grab me, and wouldn't let go?" She asked. He was about to respond when behind the guy she saw her two best friends.

"Shit." She muttered. "Fine. I overreacted, I'm sorry, officer can I go now?" She said trying to turn away from them. "Hey, Bruce!" Harley chirped.

"We've been looking all over for you!" Pam smiled as Bruce turned to face the two girls. Sandra appeared by the door down the long corridor and waved Selina over. Suddenly one of the stores alarms went off and a young man started running the opposite way.

"You can go." The officer said tipping his hat and taking off after the boot. Before Bruce could turn around Selina and Sandra were running toward the car. "Did you know that guy, Selina?" Sandra asked once Bane pulled off.

"Yeah. Just an old headache." She murmured. But why were they with him?


So? How was it? Probably very poorly written but I wrote the last part when I was angry because it was snowing all day and I took a short four hour nap and when I woke up it was all gone :( But thank you for viewing! Review!