Since I forgot to say goodbye last time I am giving some insight into the little world of Random Twilight Shizz. Number One: There is a plotline. Really. Number Two: There are only two OOC characters. Aro and Edward. Yes in chapter one Alexa does go OOC for a second but…that doesn't count. Hopefully everyone else will be kept with their original levels of sanity or insanity. Whichever you prefer. Number Three: Here ya go! By the way this new and improved version has been edited by dreamkinen. Got that. You damn well better.
We have been running for hours now and I have finally stopped looking like
Tony the Tiger. Awww, and I was actually starting to like looking like a giant
cat. (sniffles) We lost Hannah somewhere in east Romania. And I'm thirsty.
But Alexa won't let us stop for a lunch break. Come on, all I want to do is
slaughter an entire village. Is that too much to ask for?
"Hey Alexa," I start to nag. "Aura! We can eat after we find
Hannah!" Alexa commands. Gosh, it's like she took commanding lessons or
something. "Ooh! I have an idea," I say, like a two year old that's just
done something naughty like pooped in the guest bedroom. "What is it this
time Aura?" Nisha asks. "Well, if you really wanna know. Ok, I'll tell
you. Let's play Hide 'N Go Seek for Hannah!"{Editor's note: TEE-HEE!}
I exclaim. "That might work Aura," Alexa approves. "How would that work
Aura?" Nisha asks. Bored. "Don't be so excited. Ok, so it'll be just
like regular jugar escondidos{Editor's note: I think that means hide and
seek for all those like me who don't speak Spanish} except while the seeker
is looking for the other people, they're also looking for Hannah."
"Okay," Nisha and Alexa agree.
"Alright," Nisha says, "Nose Game!"
Nose Game! Who even plays that anymore? Apparently, Nisha. Alexa giggles.
"Aura you lost. Close your eyes and count to 10." Okayziees. Wun. Too.
Sree. Fawr. Fieve. Seex. Sevun. Eit. Niune. Ten!!!!!!!! "Ready or not, man.
Here I come!!!" (Weee! Jamaican man.)
I run 25 miles when I hear something stir in the darkness. (Ooooooh.) I jump
and attack and right before I grab Nisha where she is hiding in the shadows
(of the abyss myahahaha) I turn into Tony the Tiger again! Come on! "Alright
Nisha. I got you," I say laughing in my Tony the Tiger laugh.
"Where's Alexa?" I ask.
"I don't know," Nisha shakes her head, "She was right next to me. We
were planning on ambushing you and then…" (BTW: Most lines she's had all
story.) Oh, no! Alexa's disappeared, not her too! And if Alexa's gone that
means the only one left is Nisha. Noooooooo!!!!{Editor's note: should I add
extra exclamation points, just to see how Hi-chan reacts? Evil thoughts in my
mind .}
"Guys I'm right here." The air shimmers and Alexa magically reappears
in front of us. Did you hear that? Maaagic. "How did you do that?" Nisha
asks.
"I can turn invisible," Alexa replies.
Wait. Vampires have awesome smellinating powers and I couldn't smell her.
Or hear her. Hmmm, I wonder if I could taste her. (Hee hee!) "Oh and I found
Hannah," Alexa says.
"Really?" I ask. "Where?"
"Follow me," Alexa commands in a super dark voice. "Alexa? Are you
ok?" I ask.
"Yeah. I'm fine," she says. "Why do you ask?" "No reason."
"Then get moving," Alexa demands in that creepy voice. (Ok. So maybe I
lied. Alexa is OOC.) Nisha and I are lead to a lake. I stare down into its
depth. "Hey, Nisha! I think I found your soul!"
"Thanks, Aura."
"Oh, look! It's Hannah!" Hannah looks at us and then starts flapping
her wings. Not again! "Nisha get Hannah before she flies off on us again!"
I scream. If she keeps doing this I'm just gonna quit. Before I know it
Nisha is running on water. Like Jesus! Wait, Jesus was a vampire? This changes
everything! Nisha shaquille o'neals and grabs Hannah before she can fly off,
once again, into the dark unknown. Then she runs across the water again back
to us. Wow. Hannah has returned to us, but all Christian religions have just
been blown out of the water. Literally!{Editor's note. Once again, TEE
HEE!!!}
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Hello! I'm dreamkinen. I just made this account, so anyone who reads the
review should know me as not Jane. I can now say that I am Hannah in the
story, and have the unfortunate nickname of Jane. Anyone who reads this fanfic
has probably read twilight, and would understand why I hate it ^_^. Hi-chan
asked me to edit this fanfic for two reasons… 1, because I am obsessed with
grammar and paragraphs, and 2, well, there is no 2, but it makes me feel
important. Little does she know that I added editor's notes! If I know her
well enough, she isn't going to delete them. Yay for me! I may be editing
another chapter later, so you'll see me later. Bye for now! By the way, the
break is probably really messed up, so o well.
What will happen next time. That depends. JK. You'll find out soon.
