Since I forgot to say goodbye last time I am giving some insight into the little world of Random Twilight Shizz. Number One: There is a plotline. Really. Number Two: There are only two OOC characters. Aro and Edward. Yes in chapter one Alexa does go OOC for a second but…that doesn't count. Hopefully everyone else will be kept with their original levels of sanity or insanity. Whichever you prefer. Number Three: Here ya go! By the way this new and improved version has been edited by dreamkinen. Got that. You damn well better.

We have been running for hours now and I have finally stopped looking like

Tony the Tiger. Awww, and I was actually starting to like looking like a giant

cat. (sniffles) We lost Hannah somewhere in east Romania. And I'm thirsty.

But Alexa won't let us stop for a lunch break. Come on, all I want to do is

slaughter an entire village. Is that too much to ask for?

"Hey Alexa," I start to nag. "Aura! We can eat after we find

Hannah!" Alexa commands. Gosh, it's like she took commanding lessons or

something. "Ooh! I have an idea," I say, like a two year old that's just

done something naughty like pooped in the guest bedroom. "What is it this

time Aura?" Nisha asks. "Well, if you really wanna know. Ok, I'll tell

you. Let's play Hide 'N Go Seek for Hannah!"{Editor's note: TEE-HEE!}

I exclaim. "That might work Aura," Alexa approves. "How would that work

Aura?" Nisha asks. Bored. "Don't be so excited. Ok, so it'll be just

like regular jugar escondidos{Editor's note: I think that means hide and

seek for all those like me who don't speak Spanish} except while the seeker

is looking for the other people, they're also looking for Hannah."

"Okay," Nisha and Alexa agree.

"Alright," Nisha says, "Nose Game!"

Nose Game! Who even plays that anymore? Apparently, Nisha. Alexa giggles.

"Aura you lost. Close your eyes and count to 10." Okayziees. Wun. Too.

Sree. Fawr. Fieve. Seex. Sevun. Eit. Niune. Ten!!!!!!!! "Ready or not, man.

Here I come!!!" (Weee! Jamaican man.)

I run 25 miles when I hear something stir in the darkness. (Ooooooh.) I jump

and attack and right before I grab Nisha where she is hiding in the shadows

(of the abyss myahahaha) I turn into Tony the Tiger again! Come on! "Alright

Nisha. I got you," I say laughing in my Tony the Tiger laugh.

"Where's Alexa?" I ask.

"I don't know," Nisha shakes her head, "She was right next to me. We

were planning on ambushing you and then…" (BTW: Most lines she's had all

story.) Oh, no! Alexa's disappeared, not her too! And if Alexa's gone that

means the only one left is Nisha. Noooooooo!!!!{Editor's note: should I add

extra exclamation points, just to see how Hi-chan reacts? Evil thoughts in my

mind .}

"Guys I'm right here." The air shimmers and Alexa magically reappears

in front of us. Did you hear that? Maaagic. "How did you do that?" Nisha

asks.

"I can turn invisible," Alexa replies.

Wait. Vampires have awesome smellinating powers and I couldn't smell her.

Or hear her. Hmmm, I wonder if I could taste her. (Hee hee!) "Oh and I found

Hannah," Alexa says.

"Really?" I ask. "Where?"

"Follow me," Alexa commands in a super dark voice. "Alexa? Are you

ok?" I ask.

"Yeah. I'm fine," she says. "Why do you ask?" "No reason."

"Then get moving," Alexa demands in that creepy voice. (Ok. So maybe I

lied. Alexa is OOC.) Nisha and I are lead to a lake. I stare down into its

depth. "Hey, Nisha! I think I found your soul!"

"Thanks, Aura."

"Oh, look! It's Hannah!" Hannah looks at us and then starts flapping

her wings. Not again! "Nisha get Hannah before she flies off on us again!"

I scream. If she keeps doing this I'm just gonna quit. Before I know it

Nisha is running on water. Like Jesus! Wait, Jesus was a vampire? This changes

everything! Nisha shaquille o'neals and grabs Hannah before she can fly off,

once again, into the dark unknown. Then she runs across the water again back

to us. Wow. Hannah has returned to us, but all Christian religions have just

been blown out of the water. Literally!{Editor's note. Once again, TEE

HEE!!!}

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Hello! I'm dreamkinen. I just made this account, so anyone who reads the

review should know me as not Jane. I can now say that I am Hannah in the

story, and have the unfortunate nickname of Jane. Anyone who reads this fanfic

has probably read twilight, and would understand why I hate it ^_^. Hi-chan

asked me to edit this fanfic for two reasons… 1, because I am obsessed with

grammar and paragraphs, and 2, well, there is no 2, but it makes me feel

important. Little does she know that I added editor's notes! If I know her

well enough, she isn't going to delete them. Yay for me! I may be editing

another chapter later, so you'll see me later. Bye for now! By the way, the

break is probably really messed up, so o well.

What will happen next time. That depends. JK. You'll find out soon.