Disclaimer: If you know it, I don't own it… whoa, that's kind of catchy. Oh, when the thing Sirius sings goes to the tune of the Spongebob song "Squidward is my best friend in the world". I don't remember what episode that was though.
Mood Swings, Bad Puns and Suicide Missions
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m00nyr0x: Hello Sirius.
cuzIcancancan: Moony, I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!!!
m00nyr0x: Were all those extra O's necessary?
cuzIcancancan: Yes. You do not understand how excruciating bored I am.
m00nyr0x: Wow.
cuzIcancancan: – begins to sing –
m00nyr0x: Oh great.
cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to doooooooooooo.
cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to saaaaaaaayyyy.
m00nyr0x: then, why are you on here??
cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to doooooooooo.
cuzIcancancan: So I'll just annoy REMUS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!
m00nyr0x: Lovely, Padfoot. Lovely.
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evanslover: Yes. Encore, encore.
m00nyr0x: Sarcasm doesn't faze you at all, does it?
evanslover: Never has, never will.
cuzIcancancan: Prongs, I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!!!
m00nyr0x: I think you've made that point quite clear.
evanslover: He has a point. Nothing interesting has happened for days!
cuzIcancancan: Remus, prepare to be made fun of.
m00nyr0x: Why do you have to pick on me whenever you're bored?
cuzIcancancan: Because you're a wimp.
m00nyr0x: WHAT?!
evanslover: erm…
cuzIcancancan: Remus is wimpy. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy.
m00nyr0x: I am not wimpy.
evanslover: He really isn't –
cuzIcancancan: Prongs, stay out of this or I'll make fun of you too.
evanslover: – staying out of it –
cuzIcancancan: If you're not wimpy, then why don't you ever do anything against the rules?
m00nyr0x? I've gotten detention loads of times.
cuzIcancancan: Yeah, because of us.
m00nyr0x: I still don't see your point.
evanslover: Moony, he's bored out of his mind. (key words: out of his mind) He's spouting random rubbish.
cuzIcancancan: I told you to stay out of it! You are just as wimpy. You're chasing after a girl who'd rather go out with the Giant Squid than you!!
m00nyr0x: Sirius, harsh much.
cuzIcancancan: No, it is not harsh, you wimp.
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melodymaker: What is going on in here?
cuzIcancancan: REMUS LUPIN IS A WIMP!!!!!
melodymaker???
m00nyr0x: Exactly.
cuzIcancancan: REMUS IS A WIMPY WIMPY WIMP!!!!
melodymaker: He is not. He's got more balls then you'll ever have!
cuzIcancancan: Yeah, cuz you would know, right?
melodymaker?! How dare you, Black?!
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evanslover: Great. You just pissed off both of Lily's friends, and ours by the way, in less then two days.
cuzIcancancan: I DON'T CARE!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!
m00nyr0x: Sirius, are you feeling okay?
evanslover: You seem a bit off.
cuzIcancancan: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!
evanslover: Did you get rejected, Sirius?
cuzIcancancan: WHAT?! NO! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU ALL!!!
m00nyr0x: He got rejected.
cuzIcancancan: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?!?!?!
evanslover: You're getting annoyed at everyone…
m00nyr0x: You yelling at everything in sight…
evanslover: You're telling your best mates that you hate them…
m00nyr0x: You're writing in all caps…
cuzIcancancan: ALRIGHT! So, I got rejected.
evanslover: It's amazing you actually did. By whom?
m00nyr0x: Yes. Do tell.
cuzIcancancan: Liz.
m00nyr0x: Wait. Elizabeth? In our year?
evanslover: The one who's really good at Astronomy?
cuzIcancancan: Yes. She… slapped me… in public.
m00nyr0x: niiiiice. And why are you taking this this badly?
cuzIcancancan: Because no girl, and I mean no girl, is supposed to resist me. I am supposed to be ultimate.
evanslover: And Lily calls me full of myself.
cuzIcancancan: Oh well. Didn't really know her anyway.
m00nyr0x: And you asked her out.
cuzIcancancan: broom closet actually.
m00nyr0x: You never stop amazing me. How many girls do you go out with monthly?
cuzIcancancan: well ):P to you, Remus Lupin. 5-6 average, mostly more tho.
m00nyr0x: And why did you have to get Harmony all angry?
cuzIcancancan: Sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to… sort of just slipped out.
evanslover: It always does, Padfoot.
cuzIcancancan: Well, it didn't help that Moony has a soft spot for her.
m00nyr0x: WHAT?! I do not.
cuzIcancancan: Yes you do. It's the only reason I know you're not gay.
m00nyr0x: This conversation just gets better and better.
evanslover?
m00nyr0x: Sarcasm, James, sarcasm.
evanslover: right.
cuzIcancancan: well, it is.
m00nyr0x: You have no idea how much I despise you right now Padfoot.
cuzIcancancan: Why would that be?
m00nyr0x: Because whatever I say, I'm still cornered. I say I'm not fond of Harmony, you say I'm gay. I say I'm not gay, you say I'm fond of Harmony.
evanslover: Cruel cycle. You should be smarter than this, Moony.
cuzIcancancan: he he he. I outwitted genius boy.
evanslover: By mistake, I might add.
m00nyr0x: ANYWAY! How's Lily?
evanslover: I dunno. We're still friends, I guess. She put us on the same hallway patrol shift so I guess she doesn't hate my company or anything.
m00nyr0x: It's getting better.
evanslover: I'm running out of time.
cuzIcancancan: No you're not. It's not even Christmas yet!
evanslover: Yeah, well. I don't know how long this is going to take. What if she doesn't fall for me before the end of the year?
m00nyr0x: Oh. Good point. This is our last year at Hogwarts.
cuzIcancancan: I concur.
m00nyr0x: Wow, Padfoot, you sound intelligent.
cuzIcancancan: Thanks – HEY!
m00nyr0x: Victory is mine!
evanslover: I'm worried is all.
cuzIcancancan: YOU CAN DO IT, PRONGS!!! OR MY NAME ISN'T SERIOUS BLACK!!
m00nyr0x: That's because it isn't.
cuzIcancancan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
m00nyr0x: ha ha ha.
evanslover?
m00nyr0x: Spelled his own name wrong.
evanslover: Oh. I get it!
cuzIcancancan: Okay. Well, you can do it! I know you can.
m00nyr0x: Although 'Serious' can't spell his own name.
cuzIcancancan: Oh come off it!
m00nyr0x: Never.
evanslover: God. You people are weird.
cuzIcancancan: We all are, Prongs. Hence is the nature of all mankind.
m00nyr0x: Wow. Big words for such a dunderhead. Feeling philosophical today, 'Serious'?
cuzIcancancan: STOP THAT!!! Wait…. – rummages through dictionary – okay. Philosophical… I get it. And no.
evanslover: Love crisis over here.
cuzIcancancan: Right. I am totally paying attention.
m00nyr0x: Padfoot, you have the attention span of a cumquat.
cuzIcancancan: – rummages through dictionary – Fruit?
m00nyr0x: Nevermind…
evanslover: I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!
cuzIcancancan: – throws dictionary out the window – Okay. Paying attention… NO CUMQUAT!!
m00nyr0x: whatever.
evanslover: What happens if I just kiss her?
m00nyr0x: Okay. That was random and I can tell you how she will react: A) She might enjoy it, B) Remember who you are and panic, C) Slap you/ scream and run away
cuzIcancancan: Wow. That was thorough.
m00nyr0x: Well, it's pretty easy to figure it out.
evanslover: Whan. :(
m00nyr0x: Unfortunately, girls like Lily don't like random kisses from boys like you.
evanslover:( Not helping.
cuzIcancancan: Look at the bright side. She might enjoy it!
evanslover: And then slap me and ignore me for the rest of eternity.
m00nyr0x: – shrugs –
evanslover: I'm going to kill myself.
cuzIcancancan: Don't kill yourself, Prongs!! Then I'll have one less best mate!!
m00nyr0x: And he'll only have me to annoy…
cuzIcancancan: Yeah and… HEY!
m00nyr0x: Moony: 3, Padfoot: 1
cuzIcancancan: well:P
m00nyr0x: Nice comeback.
evanslover: Okay. So I won't kill myself, but this whole thing is killing me inside…
m00nyr0x: You need some rest.
cuzIcancancan: GOOD NI-IGHT!!!!
m00nyr0x: Wow.
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