Disclaimer: If you know it, I don't own it… whoa, that's kind of catchy. Oh, when the thing Sirius sings goes to the tune of the Spongebob song "Squidward is my best friend in the world". I don't remember what episode that was though.

Mood Swings, Bad Puns and Suicide Missions

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m00nyr0x: Hello Sirius.

cuzIcancancan: Moony, I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!!!

m00nyr0x: Were all those extra O's necessary?

cuzIcancancan: Yes. You do not understand how excruciating bored I am.

m00nyr0x: Wow.

cuzIcancancan: – begins to sing –

m00nyr0x: Oh great.

cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to doooooooooooo.

cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to saaaaaaaayyyy.

m00nyr0x: then, why are you on here??

cuzIcancancan: I'm bored and I have nothing to doooooooooo.

cuzIcancancan: So I'll just annoy REMUS INSTEAD!!!!!!!!

m00nyr0x: Lovely, Padfoot. Lovely.

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evanslover: Yes. Encore, encore.

m00nyr0x: Sarcasm doesn't faze you at all, does it?

evanslover: Never has, never will.

cuzIcancancan: Prongs, I'm boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored!!!

m00nyr0x: I think you've made that point quite clear.

evanslover: He has a point. Nothing interesting has happened for days!

cuzIcancancan: Remus, prepare to be made fun of.

m00nyr0x: Why do you have to pick on me whenever you're bored?

cuzIcancancan: Because you're a wimp.

m00nyr0x: WHAT?!

evanslover: erm…

cuzIcancancan: Remus is wimpy. Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy.

m00nyr0x: I am not wimpy.

evanslover: He really isn't –

cuzIcancancan: Prongs, stay out of this or I'll make fun of you too.

evanslover: – staying out of it –

cuzIcancancan: If you're not wimpy, then why don't you ever do anything against the rules?

m00nyr0x? I've gotten detention loads of times.

cuzIcancancan: Yeah, because of us.

m00nyr0x: I still don't see your point.

evanslover: Moony, he's bored out of his mind. (key words: out of his mind) He's spouting random rubbish.

cuzIcancancan: I told you to stay out of it! You are just as wimpy. You're chasing after a girl who'd rather go out with the Giant Squid than you!!

m00nyr0x: Sirius, harsh much.

cuzIcancancan: No, it is not harsh, you wimp.

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melodymaker: What is going on in here?

cuzIcancancan: REMUS LUPIN IS A WIMP!!!!!

melodymaker???

m00nyr0x: Exactly.

cuzIcancancan: REMUS IS A WIMPY WIMPY WIMP!!!!

melodymaker: He is not. He's got more balls then you'll ever have!

cuzIcancancan: Yeah, cuz you would know, right?

melodymaker?! How dare you, Black?!

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evanslover: Great. You just pissed off both of Lily's friends, and ours by the way, in less then two days.

cuzIcancancan: I DON'T CARE!!! I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!

m00nyr0x: Sirius, are you feeling okay?

evanslover: You seem a bit off.

cuzIcancancan: LEAVE ME ALONE!!! YOU ALL SUCK!!!

evanslover: Did you get rejected, Sirius?

cuzIcancancan: WHAT?! NO! GO AWAY! I HATE YOU ALL!!!

m00nyr0x: He got rejected.

cuzIcancancan: WHY DO YOU THINK THAT?!?!?!

evanslover: You're getting annoyed at everyone…

m00nyr0x: You yelling at everything in sight…

evanslover: You're telling your best mates that you hate them…

m00nyr0x: You're writing in all caps…

cuzIcancancan: ALRIGHT! So, I got rejected.

evanslover: It's amazing you actually did. By whom?

m00nyr0x: Yes. Do tell.

cuzIcancancan: Liz.

m00nyr0x: Wait. Elizabeth? In our year?

evanslover: The one who's really good at Astronomy?

cuzIcancancan: Yes. She… slapped me… in public.

m00nyr0x: niiiiice. And why are you taking this this badly?

cuzIcancancan: Because no girl, and I mean no girl, is supposed to resist me. I am supposed to be ultimate.

evanslover: And Lily calls me full of myself.

cuzIcancancan: Oh well. Didn't really know her anyway.

m00nyr0x: And you asked her out.

cuzIcancancan: broom closet actually.

m00nyr0x: You never stop amazing me. How many girls do you go out with monthly?

cuzIcancancan: well ):P to you, Remus Lupin. 5-6 average, mostly more tho.

m00nyr0x: And why did you have to get Harmony all angry?

cuzIcancancan: Sorry 'bout that. Didn't mean to… sort of just slipped out.

evanslover: It always does, Padfoot.

cuzIcancancan: Well, it didn't help that Moony has a soft spot for her.

m00nyr0x: WHAT?! I do not.

cuzIcancancan: Yes you do. It's the only reason I know you're not gay.

m00nyr0x: This conversation just gets better and better.

evanslover?

m00nyr0x: Sarcasm, James, sarcasm.

evanslover: right.

cuzIcancancan: well, it is.

m00nyr0x: You have no idea how much I despise you right now Padfoot.

cuzIcancancan: Why would that be?

m00nyr0x: Because whatever I say, I'm still cornered. I say I'm not fond of Harmony, you say I'm gay. I say I'm not gay, you say I'm fond of Harmony.

evanslover: Cruel cycle. You should be smarter than this, Moony.

cuzIcancancan: he he he. I outwitted genius boy.

evanslover: By mistake, I might add.

m00nyr0x: ANYWAY! How's Lily?

evanslover: I dunno. We're still friends, I guess. She put us on the same hallway patrol shift so I guess she doesn't hate my company or anything.

m00nyr0x: It's getting better.

evanslover: I'm running out of time.

cuzIcancancan: No you're not. It's not even Christmas yet!

evanslover: Yeah, well. I don't know how long this is going to take. What if she doesn't fall for me before the end of the year?

m00nyr0x: Oh. Good point. This is our last year at Hogwarts.

cuzIcancancan: I concur.

m00nyr0x: Wow, Padfoot, you sound intelligent.

cuzIcancancan: Thanks – HEY!

m00nyr0x: Victory is mine!

evanslover: I'm worried is all.

cuzIcancancan: YOU CAN DO IT, PRONGS!!! OR MY NAME ISN'T SERIOUS BLACK!!

m00nyr0x: That's because it isn't.

cuzIcancancan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

m00nyr0x: ha ha ha.

evanslover?

m00nyr0x: Spelled his own name wrong.

evanslover: Oh. I get it!

cuzIcancancan: Okay. Well, you can do it! I know you can.

m00nyr0x: Although 'Serious' can't spell his own name.

cuzIcancancan: Oh come off it!

m00nyr0x: Never.

evanslover: God. You people are weird.

cuzIcancancan: We all are, Prongs. Hence is the nature of all mankind.

m00nyr0x: Wow. Big words for such a dunderhead. Feeling philosophical today, 'Serious'?

cuzIcancancan: STOP THAT!!! Wait…. – rummages through dictionary – okay. Philosophical… I get it. And no.

evanslover: Love crisis over here.

cuzIcancancan: Right. I am totally paying attention.

m00nyr0x: Padfoot, you have the attention span of a cumquat.

cuzIcancancan: – rummages through dictionary – Fruit?

m00nyr0x: Nevermind…

evanslover: I'M DYING OVER HERE!!!!

cuzIcancancan: – throws dictionary out the window – Okay. Paying attention… NO CUMQUAT!!

m00nyr0x: whatever.

evanslover: What happens if I just kiss her?

m00nyr0x: Okay. That was random and I can tell you how she will react: A) She might enjoy it, B) Remember who you are and panic, C) Slap you/ scream and run away

cuzIcancancan: Wow. That was thorough.

m00nyr0x: Well, it's pretty easy to figure it out.

evanslover: Whan. :(

m00nyr0x: Unfortunately, girls like Lily don't like random kisses from boys like you.

evanslover:( Not helping.

cuzIcancancan: Look at the bright side. She might enjoy it!

evanslover: And then slap me and ignore me for the rest of eternity.

m00nyr0x: – shrugs –

evanslover: I'm going to kill myself.

cuzIcancancan: Don't kill yourself, Prongs!! Then I'll have one less best mate!!

m00nyr0x: And he'll only have me to annoy…

cuzIcancancan: Yeah and… HEY!

m00nyr0x: Moony: 3, Padfoot: 1

cuzIcancancan: well:P

m00nyr0x: Nice comeback.

evanslover: Okay. So I won't kill myself, but this whole thing is killing me inside…

m00nyr0x: You need some rest.

cuzIcancancan: GOOD NI-IGHT!!!!

m00nyr0x: Wow.

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