Mike Chang is a ninja
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Man, how come I can't call you a ninja anymore?
Mike Chang: Cause when you say it its racsist.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: And when you say it, its not?
Mike Chang: Cause I'm Asian.
Rachel Berry: Its like when you call yourself a hot Jew.
Santana Lopez: Or when I call myself a Hot Latina
Brittany S. Pierce: Like when we call Mr. Schue the curly-haired freak behind his back.
Will Schuester: WHAT?
Artie Abrams: (Facepalm)
Matt Rutherford: Oh God Britt I miss you too much. California sucks!
Kurt Hummel has finally made it official with Blaine Anderson.
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Rachel Berry: I'm so happy for you 2!
Santana Lopez: Wanna double with me and Britt ;)
Brittany S. Pierce: KINKY!
Rachel Berry: Isn't she always?
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Santana Lopez: Not always.
Mercedes Jones: Really? (Sarcasm)
Blaine Anderson: I haven't met like any of you except like Rachel and Mercedes. Yet I feel like I know you all so well.
Kurt Hummel: My friends are pretty damn unique.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Yeah...
Rachel Berry thinks Katherine Heigl is amazing!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Something you wanna tell me babe?
Kurt Hummel: Which one did you see? Life as we know it?
Blaine Anderson: The Ugly Truth?
Kurt Hummel: 27 Dresses?
Rachel Berry: I'm having a marathon. Just watched Life as We Know it. About to pop in The Ugly Truth.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Wait... I want to watch it with you.
Rachel Berry: Awww. Noah.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Besides Gerard Butler is a total Badasss.
Lauren Zizes: Plus he's realllly hot.
Tina Cohen-Chang: Yeah.
Mike Chang: Wait a minute...
Santana Lopez: Plus he's a REAL man.
Finn Hudson: I'm offended...
Brittany S. Pierce: He has a nice butt, too.
Artie Abrams: :(
Rachel Berry: Nice and muscular too.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Talkin' about me babe?
Artie Abrams is bored enough to post this.
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Tina Cohen-Chang: I have a question for everyone?
Sam Evans: Shoot.
Quinn Fabray: Yeah.
Artie Abrams: This isn't even about my status!
Tina Cohen-Chang: If you had any song/band you wanted to perform in Glee, and who would it be with?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Something by Jericho. Their lead singer is a badass.
Rachel Berry: Has anyone else noticed how much Noah looks like Mark Salling.
Quinn Fabray: You look kind of like Lea Michele.
Sam Evans: You look like Diana Agron.
Mercedes Jones: White boy, you look like Chord Overstreet.
Kurt Hummel: Does anyone think I look like Chris Colfer?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Man, where do you get that? You guys look nothing a like.
Rachel Berry is now friends with Lea Michele, Mark Salling, Cory Montieth, Chris Colfer, and 7 others
AN- CLIFFHANGER;SORT of ! Its gonna be an interesting chapter next time. Ta ta for now.
