Mike Chang is a ninja

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Man, how come I can't call you a ninja anymore?

Mike Chang: Cause when you say it its racsist.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: And when you say it, its not?

Mike Chang: Cause I'm Asian.

Rachel Berry: Its like when you call yourself a hot Jew.

Santana Lopez: Or when I call myself a Hot Latina

Brittany S. Pierce: Like when we call Mr. Schue the curly-haired freak behind his back.

Will Schuester: WHAT?

Artie Abrams: (Facepalm)

Matt Rutherford: Oh God Britt I miss you too much. California sucks!

Kurt Hummel has finally made it official with Blaine Anderson.

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Rachel Berry: I'm so happy for you 2!

Santana Lopez: Wanna double with me and Britt ;)

Brittany S. Pierce: KINKY!

Rachel Berry: Isn't she always?

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Santana Lopez: Not always.

Mercedes Jones: Really? (Sarcasm)

Blaine Anderson: I haven't met like any of you except like Rachel and Mercedes. Yet I feel like I know you all so well.

Kurt Hummel: My friends are pretty damn unique.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Yeah...

Rachel Berry thinks Katherine Heigl is amazing!

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Something you wanna tell me babe?

Kurt Hummel: Which one did you see? Life as we know it?

Blaine Anderson: The Ugly Truth?

Kurt Hummel: 27 Dresses?

Rachel Berry: I'm having a marathon. Just watched Life as We Know it. About to pop in The Ugly Truth.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Wait... I want to watch it with you.

Rachel Berry: Awww. Noah.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Besides Gerard Butler is a total Badasss.

Lauren Zizes: Plus he's realllly hot.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Yeah.

Mike Chang: Wait a minute...

Santana Lopez: Plus he's a REAL man.

Finn Hudson: I'm offended...

Brittany S. Pierce: He has a nice butt, too.

Artie Abrams: :(

Rachel Berry: Nice and muscular too.

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Talkin' about me babe?

Artie Abrams is bored enough to post this.

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Tina Cohen-Chang: I have a question for everyone?

Sam Evans: Shoot.

Quinn Fabray: Yeah.

Artie Abrams: This isn't even about my status!

Tina Cohen-Chang: If you had any song/band you wanted to perform in Glee, and who would it be with?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Something by Jericho. Their lead singer is a badass.

Rachel Berry: Has anyone else noticed how much Noah looks like Mark Salling.

Quinn Fabray: You look kind of like Lea Michele.

Sam Evans: You look like Diana Agron.

Mercedes Jones: White boy, you look like Chord Overstreet.

Kurt Hummel: Does anyone think I look like Chris Colfer?

Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: Man, where do you get that? You guys look nothing a like.

Rachel Berry is now friends with Lea Michele, Mark Salling, Cory Montieth, Chris Colfer, and 7 others

AN- CLIFFHANGER;SORT of ! Its gonna be an interesting chapter next time. Ta ta for now.