Our children our missing, they are missing
Were they kidnapped, or are they just French kissing
Our children are gone, and we don't know where they've gone
And we don't care in our hearts, we just pretend so we can be on t.v.
But our children our missing, maybe we should do something about it
But we can't deal right now, our show is on right now
Maybe if we wait a few minutes our children will come back
This missing phase will never ever come back again
Because our children are missing
Maybe if we swallow our big fat pride and begin to lie
We will adopt some snakes and pretend they are our kids
Maybe people will buy the story
We'll say the scientists turned them into the snakes
Our children are missing, yes they are missing
Swallowed up by something I can't see
I took a look at a rod made of paper
A guy told me it used to be a tree
Now it is full of missing children signs
Why are our children missing
Where did our children go
Did they leave because it started to snow
Because our children are missing
They didn't buy my little white lie
Though I'd tried to sell it they didn't buy
They didn't buy the story
I told them my children were now snakes
Our children were taxed too much by the government
They took them away so they could pay
They gave us drugs and alcohol
And we sat and drank the night away
Then while we were asleep at night
They sent CIA agents who took our kids away
They made them work in diamond mines to pay the taxes they couldn't pay
The old people don't pay the taxes
The taxes are placed on the young
The government called me crazy
They put me in the insane ward
They let me keep my kids who are snakes now
And I don't have to pay taxes no more
