Our children our missing, they are missing

Were they kidnapped, or are they just French kissing

Our children are gone, and we don't know where they've gone

And we don't care in our hearts, we just pretend so we can be on t.v.

But our children our missing, maybe we should do something about it

But we can't deal right now, our show is on right now

Maybe if we wait a few minutes our children will come back

This missing phase will never ever come back again

Because our children are missing

Maybe if we swallow our big fat pride and begin to lie

We will adopt some snakes and pretend they are our kids

Maybe people will buy the story

We'll say the scientists turned them into the snakes

Our children are missing, yes they are missing

Swallowed up by something I can't see

I took a look at a rod made of paper

A guy told me it used to be a tree

Now it is full of missing children signs

Why are our children missing

Where did our children go

Did they leave because it started to snow

Because our children are missing

They didn't buy my little white lie

Though I'd tried to sell it they didn't buy

They didn't buy the story

I told them my children were now snakes

Our children were taxed too much by the government

They took them away so they could pay

They gave us drugs and alcohol

And we sat and drank the night away

Then while we were asleep at night

They sent CIA agents who took our kids away

They made them work in diamond mines to pay the taxes they couldn't pay

The old people don't pay the taxes

The taxes are placed on the young

The government called me crazy

They put me in the insane ward

They let me keep my kids who are snakes now

And I don't have to pay taxes no more