"You did what? No. No! She can't come here! I won't allow it! You will have to go somewhere else," John yelled at Sherlock. You can't just do that. You can't just get a girlfriend and bring her here. It's not fair. I love you more and- No, John, stop it! Stop it right now! You are not gay! You do not love Sherlock!
"John, I already made plans. I can't just change them." Sherlock was loving this. Of course, he would pay for it later when Danny came over, but for now he loved it. He could see that John was annoyed and, quite possibly, jealous. That's what you get. Now you know how it feels.
"Sherlock, can you please just-"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"For me?"
Now John was begging. No, Sherlock, you can do this, the detective told himself. Just say no. But John was begging. And, on top of that, Sherlock didn't want to do it anyways. Oh, he's so cute when he begs. Why? Why! Why did I have to fall in love? And why with John Watson? What has he done to me? I have never loved anyone before! What is happening?
"Fine! Don't change your plans! I'll just change mine!" John was becoming very upset. Sherlock, I don't want to see your stupid girlfriend! If I knew you were capable of being in a relationship, I would have had you ages ago! What happened to 'married to your work,' huh?
"No, no please don't change your plans. I thought it would be nice if we all got together. Please?" Now Sherlock was begging.
"Fine," John agreed. How could he resist Sherlock begging?
"Hello, Danny," John said trying to hide the jealousy and anger in his voice. Sherlock was sitting in his room. He did not want to do this. "Sherlock, Danny's here. Sherlock? Sherlock!"
"Yes, yes. I heard you the first time. Hello, Danielle. How are you?"
"Well-"
"Good. Boring. I really don't care, I already know what you were going to say."
"Oh, um, okay then. So, what should we do? Maybe we could-"
"No, no, no, no. We shouldn't do that."
"Then could we-"
"No."
"Should we-"
"Boring."
"Julie's on her way," John interrupted. "She's bringing a movie. If you want to watch it."
"I suppose we could do that. What do think, Danielle," Sherlock asked.
"I guess we're watching a movie."
