Because of school chapters might be shorter but I'll try to upload faster.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions in association with Universal Media Studios, I only borrow them for a short while.


Chapter 4 – My bored work day and plans are made

The next morning wasn't much fun for Wilson; House had insisted he stay home because of the other day. It was only 11 a.m. and Wilson was lying in House's bed, bored stiff, thank goodness he was only taking one day. As he lie there he refused to even think about the dream yesterday, also the weird, warm feeling he was getting now just from being in House's bed. So instead of trying not to think he decided to get up. He started towards the kitchen, stopping just long enough to remember his phone, he noticed someone had called and left a voicemail. He clicks to hear the voicemail while walking into the kitchen to make something to eat.

"Hi Honey" Wilson frowns, 'Of course, leave it to House to destroy my day from the get go.'

"Ha if I know you, you're frowning right now!" 'Damn! How does he know that?'

"Well I just called to know if you'd seen my PSP? I think I left it at home, I'm bored and Cuddy wants to throw me into the clinic." 'Hiding from Cuddy again' Wilson signs 'His PSP?'.

"So I just want to-"House's voice is dyeing down, a sound of a door opening and Cuddy's voice can be heard in the background "House! Why are you hiding in Wilson's office? There is this interesting case at the clinic in need of your assistance… NOW!"some rushing sound and Houses' voice again "Damn, gotta go, see you when I get home… honey" then a click and the message was finish. 'Damn, how long will he call me that?'

After a good quiet meal, he walks around again in a boring bliss. He went to the couch, sat down and started the TV. But only after 30 minutes of channels serving, he decides even that is boring. After a while in the now to quiet place he remembered House talking about leaving his game-thing what was it: PSP. He then went on a PSP hunt.

After about 10 to 15 minutes, he found it charging in the living room, he un-plugged it, made himself comfortable on the couch and started the little gizmo. The light came on and some text was showing on the small screen "Update: Now or later?" 'Well what harm can it do if I update it' after pressing the "Now" button the text swift to "Don't shut down the system, will restart after updating, time left 1:34 minute" 'That wasn't so hard, so why do I have this bad feeling in my gut right now?' The small PSP made a "bib" sound telling him it was finished updating, and to James' horror new text showed itself on the small screen "Saved date deleted" "Oh no! House is going to kill me!" Wilson stated with horror in his eyes as he looked at the text.


House was, no is, bored, not only had he had three girls who didn't know about safe sex, talking on and on about nausea, 2 overprotective mothers whose children only had a normal cold, but was now listing to a guy rambling about having pain all over, each time House asked if he hurt there the man automatically answered yes, he defiantly only came here for drugs, so he gave him some tic tacs and sent him on his way. The door opened to show in yet a new nut case.

"Hello, so what is wrong with you-"House was standing with his back to the door, at this time he really didn't care who or what came into the door he just wanted out: Now! So lucky for him it was Lisa Cuddy who entered.

"House, I need to ask you something" Cuddy said. By now he really didn't care what she wanted "Well Cuddy, what's wrong with you, want me to feel you breas-"

"House! "She shouted after some short time she continued "If you do this for me I'll take some of you clinic duties; let's say 4 weeks." he smirked and added "five!"

"Fine five, but then you have to do this: tomorrow a donor will arrive, he has offered a lot of money for the hospital, which we could use after the Vogler incident, but.." "Somehow I knew there were a "but" in there"

"But he is, well… gay and he only wants to give the money if we convince him that we have same rights to same-sex relationships as a normal relationship. I thought of you and Wilson's supposed "marriage" and he'll only be here one day, so.."

"7 weeks and I'll do it"

"Okay, but only because we need the money, also try not to embarrassing Dr. Wilson too much".

House made a motion to the door and was about to leave. But Cuddy stopped him, "Where are you going?"

House didn't turn to look at her as he answered "Well it's 5 o'clock and I don't have a case, but I do have a sick "husband" at home so I'm leaving"

Cuddy frowned, "No you don't, and it's only 3o'clock so you stay working at the clinic, beside James is a big boy he can handle himself. It's not like he is going to break you favorite toy."

With that she left House to take on his next clinic patient, which happened to be an 18 year old male who had walked into the clinic looking quite weary and pale.

"So what wrong with you?" House asked still angry that Cuddy had made him stay put at the clinic while the "ducklings" were doing who knows what?

"Well Doc, how long does a Viagra pill takes to wear off?" the boy asked looking down to the jacket he was using to hide his erection.

"It depends, what did you take?"

"I took five… yesterday" he finely admitted 'Great stuck with stupid children, lucky me.'


While House was stuck on clinic duties the "ducklings" were having a lively conversation in the diagnostician room.

"So you think they do it?" Chase asked around the table, the conversation was about the newly wed couple, also know as Gregory House and James Wilson.

"Of course not, it's just some sick joke House is pulling, you know that!" Foreman gave Chase a grim stare.

"I for one know they do not do it, House is not gay and that also counts for Wilson, he's been married three times." Cameron knew for a fact that House was into woman, he even said so himself to her, that he hired her for her looks, but she didn't want them to know that.

"Well Wilson might have been married three times, but he's also been divorced three times." Chase cut into Cameron's flaw.

"Well they are just friends, Wilson is just staying there until he can get settled in, you know that." Cameron spoke back; he knew she liked House, hell Foreman knew too, so why were they doing this? Too make her feel bad?

"Well I can't see them doing, you know, it" Foreman spoke up, he was sitting at the end of the table drinking a good portion of coffee "Beside if they did, its there business, not mine"

"They don't!" Cameron said as she got up from the chair "and I'll prove it!"

"How?" Asked Chase; he was doing some crosswords in the newspaper.

"Well I'll ask House out on a date again" Cameron was moving toward the computer.

"That won't work" Chase told her, "and what are you going to do?"

Foreman knew that House would probably say no, hell he will say no to another date with Cameron, because she was just trying to manipulate him into being something he was not, and he hated that, but he kept to his word and didn't want anything to do with this conversations. He felt like he was watching over some 6-year olds having some kind of competition.

"I'm going to do some paper work, we don't have a case, and I don't want to sit here doing nothing" She spoke as she started the computer.

"I don't mean that, what are you going to do with House?" Chase asked again.

"That is none of your business, but I am sure I can probe enough to prove that House isn't gay"

"Want to bet? I'll bet 50 that you can't!" Chase told her, "Fine but when I do, and I will, I don't want your money, I want you to do as I say for lets say… a week" Cameron turned her eyes from the computer to look at Chase.

"Deal" he told her

"I'll bet 100 that you can't" Foreman spoke up, making both Cameron and Chase turn to him. "What? Its easy money"

"Fine then you both do as I say" Cameron told them and they both went back to work or whatever they could call what they were doing.

"Hey, I need help, it's a bird, two words, starts with a S, got S-o- for the first word and Re-s—nk for the last, what's that?" Chase asked.

"Try Spotted Redshank" it came from Foreman.

"That's what it was, how did you know that bird?" Chase asked after having written "Spotted Redshank" in his crossword. "Had a girlfriend who loved birds"

And then the quiet came back, except for Cameron's typing at the computer, Chase scratching out answers to the crossword and Foreman's drinking coffee while reading the rest of the newspaper. They pretty much stayed that way till it was time to go home and left work with little more done than when they had come in. But one persons still had something on her mind, that was Cameron, she was determined to prove them all wrong. She knew this marriage thing between House and Wilson would soon fall apart, specially since it was so clearly a joke. She just had to come up with some plan to get him out on a date.


When House finally arrived home at his apartment 221B he opened the door, immediately the smell of food hit him. "You cooked?" he asked as he took his helmet and jacket off. He left his cane at the couch and popped a vicodin on his way to the kitchen.

"I did, its almost finished too, I'm good now, ready to go to work tomorrow"

'Yes work, do I tell him about the donor? Nah, it will be more fun if I don't' He thought to himself "Did you find my PSP?"

"N-No" Wilson spoke fast, too fast.

"You did, didn't you" House joked heading towards Wilson, he was an awful liar and he knew it.

"N-no I-I didn't, w-why don't we e-eat" Wilson refused to look at him. "Okay, I found it, but I didn't do it on purpose."

"Do what?" 'Burn it? Break it? What?'

Wilson turned and looked at House with a trace of sadness in his eyes "It asked to be updated, so I did and it… deleted your saved data, sorry"

House stood still looking at Wilson for a moment before bursting out laughing "Thats all? Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, I have a backup at my computer." He kept on laughing while he took his food and limped to the couch.

The rest of the night they watched one of House's soaps, talked, laughed, neither of them thinking about the tension in the air. House kept the whole "gay donor" thing a secret and Wilson didn't talk, or think, about the dream he had had about House just two days ago.

As it got time to go to bed a memory came back that to House: that he had kissed Wilson the night before, and with that House was now awake listening to Wilson's' soft snoring in the living room.


Sorry about the chapter taking time. :P but here it came, the chapter is just House having a work day and building up for next chapter :D hope you will keep reading and give wonderful comments, cause I need them.

The fic was finished over 3 am cause I couldn't sleep :P so there might be errors. Please help me find them.

The psp incident, happened to my BF's psp, his little brother wanted to try it, now he have back-up, and so do I. :P

Also look up a Spotted Redshank it is a bird. It looks kind of funny.

I still want to know ideas for where this is going, so far I'm having some few my own, like - the gay donor next chapter and the idea of Wilson's brother (Not Danny) the other one coming by, but I'm not sure the 3. one we never heard his name, I'm sure, or what he do, but he is the older brother of Jimmy, right? (thats my question I wanna have help too)