A/N: The basic idea of this update comes from a real-life experience I read somewhere, which happened to a newly wedded couples. I just loved it and had to play around it, and voila!
"What in the name of all holy things was that?" Guy exclaimed as he jumped abruptly from his marital bed.
"What..." Marian asked with a groggy voice, and took a sitting position, "What's wrong Guy?"
The next morning,
"It's not that funny." Guy frowned as he ate his breakfast, a slice of bread with milk.
"Yah it's not, Robin." Marian tried to scold the former outlaw, but failed miserably as a chuckle escaped her lips.
"I know. I know." Robin nodded with sudden seriousness, "Because it's hilarious!"
Guy growled angrily as his house got filled with laughter. Teasing laughs, to be more accurate.
Everyone was still laughing when Allan decide to finally join Marian's invitation for breakfast.
"What's so funny?" Allan asked as he took a seat and a grabbed a loaf of bread.
"Nothing." Guy frowned, and the looked at Marian, then Kate, and finally Robin, "Right?"
"My lips are sealed." Mariam bit her lips as she withheld her giggles.
"A'huh." Kate nodded with a raised hand, as if swearing to an oath.
As Guy's eyes met Robin's, all he could see was a spark of mischief behind his deep blue eyes.
"Oh, goodness heaven..." Guy sighed as he lowered his face to meet the table's surface.
Few minutes later, after a spectacular story-telling performance by Robin, and of course sparing none at Guy's expense.
"So let me get this straight. You felt your baby's first kick and you thought there was a some pest in your bed?" Allan summed up the incident with a thoughtful look.
Guy simply nodded at Allan, feeling a tingling sensation eating up his cheeks. He knew Allan wouldn't stop at that. The man had proven to have an uncanny talent at making Guy's life miserable. And, unfortunately, Guy's hunch was right on the spot.
"I'm not being funny, but I'm not quite sure whether to laugh at the fact that you thought your baby was a rat or that even your unborn baby is picking up the habit of kicking you out!" Allan exclaimed through a fit of contagious laughter that seemed to spread like a fire.
A/N: I don't know why I have this habit of teasing my favorite characters! xD Don't forget to leave a review!
