Disclaimer: I may not own Percy Jackson but…yeah, I got nothing….

And of course, being the irresponsible gods they are (makes you feel real secure), Apollo, Hermes, and Dionysus lost their "How To Annoy" papers. Said documents slowly floated down to Earth, landed in the water, and almost choked Percy as he was swimming.

Annoyed, the son of the Sea God went back to land, totally dry of course, and aired out the paper. His eyes got bigger and bigger as he read them (very slowly, mind you) and knew the gods must really dislike him. When Grover stumbled over to him, asking him what was wrong, Percy merely showed him the papers. Instead of being totally creeped out like his friend, a slow, slightly sadistic, smile spread across the satyr's face.

"You know what we gotta do now," Grover grinned. Percy stared at him for a moment questioningly before realization dawned on him and he shared the smirk.

"Don't tell Annabeth, but I already have someone in mind."

Ways to Annoy Luke Castellan

-Call him "Scar" and sing He is Not One of Us from Lion King II

-Steal Backbiter

-Make lightsabor sound every time you swing it

-Reminds him that the Percy Jackson series was named after Percy, not him

-Go up to him and say "Luke…I. Am. Your. Father."

-Laugh when he tells you Hermes is his dad and say, "So you admit it!"

-Try to work out a peace treaty between the Titans and the Olympians

-Tell him Annabeth's pregnant…

-…with Percy

Percy looked questioningly at Grover. "Don't even kid about that man," he said in dead seriousness. "Athena will kill me."

-Steal his wigged shoes

-Tell him that Percy's actually a son of Hermes and has taken his spot as the Hermes Cabin Counselor

-Keep knocking on his coffin when Krono is possessing him

-Dress up in a tie-dye dress and pretend to be Oracle Delphi. Proceed to make a prediction that he's going to lose the war

-Keep reminding him how Percy triumphed in all his quest while he failed his miserably

-Constantly mock him about how he wasn't able to kill a twelve-year-old

-Show him Twitter or Facebook, it's a great way to get followers

-Tell him Percy could kill him with just one bottle of water

-Tell him to take him and his failed attempts someplace else

-Constantly poke him and sing the Song that Never Ends (that'll get just about anyone. Sankyuu XXForestStarXX for the idea n.n You get a virtual cookie)

-Tell him he and Thalia broke that the Artemis contract

Both boys instantly stopped snickering when a lightning bolt blasted right behind them.

"I think we're done," Percy said after a moment of terrified silence, quickly scribbling out the last part before Zeus blasted them.

"Yeah. So enchalladas at the dining pavilion today, right?"

"Er, no."