Disclaimer: I do not own Negima or it's characters.
Night is just beginning to fall over the grounds of Mahora. I walk towards Evangeline's house. And when I arrive, I call to Chisame who is conveniently standing near by. "Chisame-chan! Please hold up the author's note now!"
With an odd grumbling noise, she holds up the Author's Note.
Author's Note: Sorry for the lateness of this chapter. Hopefully I can get the others out faster than this. Besides a few distractions, I've really had a lot to do lately. So, sorry for that. And also, I apologize if a few characters are out of character this chapter. I have never played the game Touhou before, so I wrote them to the best of my understanding. That goes for the use of spell cards as well.
"Is that long enough?" Chisame asked.
"It is," I answered. "And now that that's out of the way… let me introduce our guest host for this chapter! Vastler75, host of the awesome Negima Truth and/or Dare! Come over here Vast!"
At those words, Vastler75 comes riding up to the house on a motorcycle. The moment it stops Kazumi runs out from behind Eva's house and glomps Vast before he can even get off. This causes the two of them to fall to the ground.
"You alright?" Vast asked, helping Kazumi up.
"Yeah," Kazumi said standing and hugging him. "You're here!"
"Well yeah," Vast said. "I figured I'd watch one of these challenges up close."
Chisame hands him the Author's Note. "She wanted everyone to read that for some reason."
"I see," Vast said, reading it. "Well then, who's going to be fighting today?"
"Well," I say. "Today's match will be between the Scarlet sisters of Gensokyo and Eva! For those who don't know, the Scarlet sisters are Remilia and Flandre Scarlet. Remilia is five hundred years old, and Flandre is four hundred and ninety five. Like Eva, they both appear to be kids. And both are very powerful"
"So," Vast said. "They challenged Eva?"
"Well," I say. "It was Tian Long Unlimited's idea to have them challenge him. So, while they fight, he gets to sit in and watch too!" I snap my fingers and Tian appears beside us.
"How the hell'd you do that?" Chisame asked.
I shrug. "Magic."
"I don't have to fight, do I?" Tian asked.
"No," I answer. "You just gotta sit in and watch.
"So where are the challengers?" Vast asked.
"They'll be here," I said, looking to see how dark it was getting.
A few minutes later, two girls walk up to Evangeline's door. Both of them were probably about the same height as her as well. One of them had purple hair, the other, blond. Both of them had wings on their backs, only the blond's didn't seem quite normal. They appeared to be made with different colored gems.
The one with purple hair moved forward and knocked on the door. Chachamaru answered it, as Eva was sleeping.
"May I help you?" Chachamaru asked.
"We're here to fight the Dark Evangel.," The purple haired girl said. "My name is Remilia Scarlet." She pointed to the girl next to her. "And this is my sister, Flandre."
"I see," Chachamaru said. "I shall get the mistress…"
Evangeline had been asleep most of the day. There had been no school, and really nothing else to do at all. So, she slept. She stirred slightly when Chachamaru entered her room. "Master, there are two girls here to see you."
Eva yawned. "Tell them to go away."
"They say that they wish to fight you."
"And? Why would two random girls want to come here and fight me?"
"I'm not sure," Chachamaru answered.
Eva sat up. "Well, who are they? Do they go to school here?"
"I do not believe so," Chachamaru said. "They say their names are Remilia and Flandre Scarlet."
Eva became wide awake when she heard those names. "Remilia and Flandre Scarlet?! And they're here? They want to fight me?"
Chachamaru nodded. An odd evil smile spread across Eva's face. "Alright then." She jumped out of bed. "They want to fight me, then I'll give them a fight!"
"Hey," Kazumi said, taking out her camera. "Can I get some pictures of this fight?"
I turn to her. "Will they end up being publicly displayed someplace?"
"Only…. Maybe the school paper?"
I sigh. "No one else is really supposed to know about this…. You know. Besides you, me, Vast, the other readers, and Chisame here."
"Fine," Kazumi said. "But I'm still gonna take the pics anyways."
"Or you could wait until chapter four point five…."
"Four point five?" Vast asked. "What's that?"
"An idea a few of my friends had… we'll see how it works out…"
"Hmm… I'll just take pics of this fight anyways," Kazumi said.
The conversation is interrupted by Evangeline running out of her house and shooting what seem to be ice spears at Remilia. They hit, knocking the girl to the ground.
"That's not fair!" Remilia yelled jumping up. She turned to her sister. "Hey Flandre, why don't you…"
"Wait!" Tian yelled. "Only fight with spell cards! You could tear this place down otherwise!"
Remilia responded by glaring at Tian. "But she cheated!"
"Cheated?" Evangeline asked. "You should've expected that, Scarlet Devil."
"Fine then! My turn!" Remilia said, taking out a card. "Scarlet Devil!" A red energy surrounded her, and then shot forward and hit Evangeline, knocking her back.
"Not bad kid," Eva said, jumping up and forming an energy sword in her hands. She ran at Remilia and attempted to cut her neck with it. Remilia jumped into the air quickly and flew away from the attack. Eva followed, not giving her the chance to pull out another of those cards.
Flandre stared at the two for a moment, and then took out a card. "Taboo, Lävatein." A spear of energy appeared in her hand. She flew into the air and used it to block Evangeline's energy sword.
"Oh. So the sister that's hardly seen wants to fight too, eh?" Eva asked. "Fine then." She then blasted Flandre with dark energy. The girl didn't really seem phased by it though. She just took out another card without a word.
"Forbidden Barrage. Starbow Break."
Upon hearing her sister utter those words Remilia instantly got out of the way. Several different colored bullets then began to strike Evangeline from out of nowhere. Evangeline tried to put up a shield to block the attack, but as she tried the shield was shattered by one of the colorful bullets.
Seeing the effect of her sister's attack, Remilia took another of her own cards. "Midnight King, Dracula Cradle!" A red aura surrounded her, and she shot like a bullet at Evangeline and knocked her out of the air, just as the effect from Flandre's last card disappeared.
"Those cards….," Evangeline said to herself as she stopped herself from hitting the ground and faced her two opponents. I wonder… can they be considered…. Weapons?
"Kagome, Kagome," Flandre said, taking another card. Many green bullets suddenly appeared out of nowhere and surrounded Eva in the shape of a cage. Then, several large yellow orbs suddenly came out of nowhere and struck her.
Yes.., Eva thought as she took the attack. Defiantly a weapon. It wasn't as though the damage from the attacks was too great. Each time she was hit she was able to quickly recover before the next attack. However, she wasn't going to get anywhere if she couldn't land a hit on the other two. And as long as they kept blocking her with those annoying cards, that was going to prove hard.
Just as the effect from the spell card vanished, Chachamaru came out of the house. "Do you require assistance Master?"
Eva glared at her. "DUH! WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!"
"Well, seeing how you eagerly ran out like that, I figured you would like to fight this battle alone."
Eva made a low growling noise. "Just take care of the one that's got the diamond wings will you?!"
Chachamaru nodded. "Yes Master." With that, Chachamaru ran at Flandre.
"A robot…," Flandre said to herself. She then took out another spell card. "Q. E. D."
"WAIT!" Remilia called. "Why are you using the final attack now?!"
Flandre said nothing, and built up all her energy into this attack. She then unleashed it at Chachamaru who was almost close enough to hit her now. The attack slammed into the robot, knocking her to the ground and causing her systems to immediately shut off. Her arms broke off from the impact, and so did her right leg.
The amount of energy the attack used caused Flandre to faint from lack of energy after unleashing it. She fell to the ground.
Seeing that Remilia was distracted and looking in the direction her sister had fallen to, Eva took that chance to hit Remilia down with ice spears. Then she blasted the girl with dark energy while she was down.
"That's not fair at all!" Remilia cried. "Your stupid robot caused my little sister to faint!
"And?" Eva asked, hitting her again. "Your little sister broke Chachamaru!"
"But you still cheated!"
"In battle there is no cheating little girl! There's only winning and losing."
"It's…. not….. FAIR! That's it!" She grabbed another card. "Divine Spear! Spear of Gungnir!" Red energy started forming at the tip of her finger and she blasted Evangeline away from her with it. She then stood and pulled another card. "Destiny! Miserable Fate!" A red chain of energy appeared and came at Evangeline.
"Not this time kid," Eva said. "She held out her hand towards the chain. "Frigerans Exarmatio!" The chain suddenly turned to ice and broke into pieces, along with Remilia's card. And not just that card, but the other cards that she was carrying as well.
"Ah?! That's not fair! You broke all my spell cards!" Remilia whined. "You Cheated!!"
"Like I said kid. There's no cheating in battle. There's only winning and losing. And since you were only allowed to fight with spell cards, looks like you've lost."
"I have not lost! You Cheated! I'll make you PAY for cheating!" A bright red aura starts glowing around her. "You haven't SEEN the full powers of the Scarlet Devil yet Dark Evangel…."
At this I walk onto the field and stop her. "Listen," I say. "The rule of the challenge was that you and Flandre only fight with spell cards. And seeing as you're out of cards and your sister's exhausted her energy taking Eva's battle partner down, the match is over! The Winner of this Battle is Evangeline A.K. McDowell!"
I smile evilly at this… "Alright. Now as promised by Tian, Eva gets the blood of the Scarlet sister's head maid, Sakuya, and their gatekeeper Hong Meiling!" I snap my fingers and the two of them appear. "They're all yours Eva"
"Finally! More blood!" With that, she rushes at them.
I walk away along with everyone else. "Trust me; none of you want to know what's going on back there right now. Really… you don't."
"That ended kinda quick," Vast said.
"I guess it did," I say.
"It ended…in a disturbing way again….," Chisame commented.
"Aww!" Kazumi said, hugging Vast tightly. "But while I'm here in this fic I don't want you to leave!"
"Well," I say. "He doesn't have to go if he doesn't want to. I don't mind him staying."
"Awesome!" Kazumi squealed, hugging him even tighter.
"Well," I say. "I guess that wraps up Tian Long Unlimited's challenge here on So You Think You Can Beat Evangeline! So, if any of you out there think you've got what it takes to beat the Dark Evangel, review and challenge her! Good Luck to you all!" After giving that final word, I turn to Tian who is still here. "As for you…."
"Huh?" Tian asked.
"Since it was your challenge, you're not getting off the hook for them losing." I say.
"Wha?…" Tian asks.
I turn to Kazumi and Vast. "Can you two take him to the special viewing room in the school?"
"Sure," Kazumi said.
" W…wait!" Tian said. "What are they taking me to do?!"
"We're taking you to watch Dragon Ball Evolution!" Vast answers.
"What?…," Tian asked. "Why?!"
"For your challengers losing. You gotta be punished for that somehow too, and what better way than to make you watch a horrible movie that some say makes a mockery of the Dragon Ball series?…," I say.
"NOOOOOOO!" Tian cries while being taken to the room.
End?!
So ends Tian Long Unlimited's Challenge. I apologize for this chapter taking so long to come out. Seriously, I've had a lot to do lately, besides get distracted. Ehehe. Anyways. The next Chapter's going to be a fun little exhibition Chapter that my personal friends (Mainly Sapphire and Mirror Dragon.) have been begging me to write. It's Ch. 5, but I'll call it Ch. 4. 5. In this chapter, it'll be Eva vs. some people I think it'd be rather fun to see her fight. Don't worry though. After that we'll get back to normal challenges for the rest of the fic.
So if you think you're brave enough, and you think you can beat Evangeline- Review! Challenge! And we'll see how it goes!
Remember to plan your strategy carefully!
And if you haven't already, why not read Vastler75's Negima Truth and/or Dare? It's awesome so read it!
Another thing to All Challengers. Please, when you leave a challenge, tell me if you're a boy or a girl. That makes things easier. Haha.
Well, that's all for now! Good Luck to All!
