(Author's Note: To Clear things up. Jasper has super short hair just long enough to spike. And, because of the update I did on Carlisle's chapter, he has a super short buzz cut)
'Emmett!'
'Oh my God, my hair!'
'What did you just do to my hair?'
'No!'
'Ugh! You're such an ass!'
'Mom!'
'Emmett has gone too far!' Alice Cullen hissed at the family meeting, which Emmett was absent of, 'I mean, just look what he did too me!' she gestured to her hair. Alice had been one of the many victims of Emmett's hair clippers. The back and sides of her head were buzzed to nearly skin while the top was left two inches or so longer and spiked. She hadn't had a vision informing her on what would happen if she let Emmett near her. Alice thought that since she was girl, Emmett would spare her…he didn't.
'I don't look much better…' Bella Swan-Cullen said before standing up from her seat. Her once long brown hair was now cut-to her shoulders and she had straight bangs. How, Bella didn't know, but Emmett had somehow managed to dye her hair natural blonde without her knowing. 'The only people who haven't been attacked by Emmett are Esme, Rose and Edward. Emmett even got my father! Now he has a mullet and is mustache-less'
'Wow…' Edward said as Bella sat back down next to him.
'We need to get back at Emmett,' Alice said, 'We can't just let him get away with doing this to us!' everyone then turned and looked at Edward, who's eyes widened when they looked at him.
'That's a good idea. Ed, cut his hair,' Bella said, looking at her husband.
'What?' Edward said, completely caught off guard, 'Why me?'
'You're the only one he'll let near his head!' Rosalie explained, 'And if he doesn't trust you, uh...Jasper will help, make him calm and more relaxed. Wont you Jazz?' Rosalie asked, eyeing her brother.
'Of course, I'm only too happy too,' Jasper answered, smiling an enthusiastic smile. Everyone turned and looked at Edward, who unknowingly reached up and ran his hand through his mop of bronze hair. After a few minutes of unbarring silence, Edward let out a sigh of defeat.
'Okay, I'm in,' he said. A small smile danced across his fight when everyone in the room cheered and Bella gave him a peck on the kiss.
'Now…we wait…'
Emmett pulled his Jeep Wrangler into the driveway of the Cullen House and smiled when he saw his mother and father in the front yard, gardening. Carlisle had one arm around Esme's waist.
'Hey guys,' he called out to his parents as he climbed out. Esme looked up, the sun rays causing her skin to glister like millions and millions of tiny diamonds, 'Decide to gardening today?'
'Yes, wanna join us?' Esme asked before idly brushing a lock of caramel hair behind her ear.
'Uh, thanks but no thanks. But have fun anyway,' Emmett said before turning and entering the Cullen house; not seeing the smile the couple shared with each other before returning their attention back to the garden. 'Guys I'm home!' he called out. 'Ness? Ed?' he looked in the living room, empty. He looked in the dining room, empty. He looked in the kitchen.
'Hey Emmett,' Edward said casually before finishing off his deer blood drink.
'Where is everybody?' Emmett asked before sitting down at the kitchen table.
'All the girls went shopping, Esme and Carlisle are gardening, and Jasper went out to spend the entire day with Peter and Charlotte,' Edward answered as he placed the cup in the sink. 'Nice hair.'
'What? Oh, hah…' Emmett ran a finger through his messed up curls. One of the flaws of driving a jeep, it always messed up his hair. Once he got out and he almost had a somewhat small afro. 'Gotta love driving a jeep, ha.'
'If you got it cut shorter, it wouldn't be all crazy like that,' Edward said, causing Emmett's eyes to widen a little, 'I can cut it for you?' his eyes widened so much Edward thought they'd fall out of their sockets soon.
'No thanks…' Emmett liked giving the hairs, didn't like receiving them. He started disliking getting haircuts when he was five years old when his mother butchered his dark curls, cut them so short everyone could see his pasty whit e scalp; which really stood out because of the tan he had from being outside so much.
'You sure? I won't take a lot of, just enough so it doesn't look like you just came out of a fatal hurricane,' Edward said with a small smile.
'Oh very funny Mr. Mop-Top,' Emmett rolled his eyes. Suddenly, slowly, calmness started to overcome the vampire. He closed his eyes and takes a deep breath. His muscles were relaxing, his nerves calming. '…Okay, you have to promise you won't take too much off!'
'I promise. Across my non-beating heart,' Edward lied halfheartedly. Emmett took another long un-needed breath before getting up from his seat and pulling the chair away from the table; completely oblivious to the fact that Jasper was in the other room basically controlling him. Edward pulled a pair of scissors, the scissors Emmett's been using to be more exact, out of his pocket and walked over to his brother. He took his place behind him and gently started running his hand through Emmett's mess of black curls. He lifted one small curl and snipped the end off. He held it to Emmett's face. 'That's all I'm taking off,' he lied.
'Okay…' Emmett said, calmness and relaxation filling his voice. Edward smiled before returning back to the back of Emmett. As quietly as he could, Edward pulled a pair of hair clippers, Emmett's hair clippers to be more exact, and plugged them in. Alice had switched the blades for him, so now the blades would take Emmett's hair down to NOTHING. No stubble, just smoothness. He turned them on, quietly thanking Emmett for buying quiet clippers, and placed them gingerly on the bottom of Emmett's neck. 'What the…' before he could finish, Edward pushed the clippers up the back of Emmett's head; causing tons and tons of black curls, some big some small, to fall to the ground. Emmett's eyes widened and he jumped up from the chair. Quickly, he ran his hand up the back of his head. There was a bald strip up the center of his head! Stop at the crown.
'Edward!' Emmett roared, 'What did you just do!'
'Exactly what you did to almost everyone else in this house. Now sit, you can't walk around with the back of your head looking like the back of a skunk,' Edward said with an amused smile. Emmett growled before taking a seat.
'He did it!' Alice whispered to everyone as they waited patiently in the living room. They had all snuck in when Emmett had entered the kitchen.
Everyone smiled and quietly clapped their hands, all proud of themselves for talking Edward into doing this. Alice's eyes widened white and her face went emotionless. Images flashed before her eyes, 'He's gonna cry,' Alice said with a smile, her eyes still white. She blinked and her eyes were normal again. Well, normal for a vampire.
'Awe, my poor monkey man…' Rosalie said, feeling a bit bad.
'Don't you dare feel bad for him after what he did to us,' Alice said.
'I can't help it. He's my man,' Rosalie said with a smile. Everyone smiled and laughed as quietly as possible.
Emmett frowned as he felt Edward buzz the hair around his ear to nothing.
'You almost done?' he asked, wanting this to be over more then anything.
'Almost,' Edward answered, enjoying every minute of this. He ran the clippers all over Emmett's hair three times. Once to buzz the hair, twice incase he missed some, and third time just to torture Emmett a little longer. Once he was done, he snapped the clippers off. 'All done,' he said with a smile. Emmett reached up and ran his hand over his head, frowning when he felt nothing but skin. His head snapped up and he stood up when he heard everyone shuffle into the room.
'You so dissever that for doing what you did to us,' Alice said, her arms folded and a small smile on her face. Emmett didn't say anything, just continued to look at everyone. A hurt expression on his face.
'Well Uncle Em, what do you think of your haircut?' Ness asked as she idly ran her hand through her now super-short, black hair. Her hair was styled the way Alice's was before her haircut. Emmett looked at all of them.
'…I love it!' he said, a big ear-to-ear smile appearing on his face.
'What?'
'What!'
'WHAT!' Alice cried out in disbelief.
'Yeah, it's awesome!' Emmett said as he continued to run his hands over his head, 'Thanks! Now, off to find someone else to give a haircut too,' he said before walking out of the room, 'Maybe the wolf pack!' he walked out the front door, leaving his dumbfounded and utterly stunned family behind.
The End
(Author's Note2: Sorry there wasn't an actual haircutting scene. But there you go, the final chapter! Now, time to give the credit! I got the idea for this chapter from both Vickykiki & Cullengirl10. I was originally gonna go merichuel idea, but something just felt...off when I tried to write it. If you guys don't like THIS chapter, I'll consider re-writing it with merichuel idea. Reviews are nice!)
