Waluigi and Wario moments later arrived at the carnival and entered the giant tent. The place was very crowded making it hard for the Wario Bros to see almost anything. But that didn't stop them from catching their eyes on the trophies and money that were in them.
"Ehehehe." Waluigi chuckled. But as he saw this, he then also spotted the Mario gang here as well. "Quick!" "Let's a hide!" Waluigi said as he grabbed Wario and hid behind the outside pole that was holding the giant sign of the event. "Wa?" "Hey!" "What's the big idea, huh?" Wario asked annoyed. Waluigi pointed to where the gang was and Wario gasped. "Mario Bros!" "They're a here to ruin this for us!" "Curses!" Wario complained in a angered matter. Waluigi looked at the Mario Bros, more so at Luigi. Then at Peach, Daisy for a few seconds. Then to Yoshi, Birdo, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Toad, Toadette and finally Rosalina with her Luma. But his eyes never left her sight. Waluigi stared at her as if she was God itself. He felt as if his eyes were not worthy of her beauty, but he couldn't help not to look away from her.
Wario saw this and asked "Hey!" "What's a got you all eye and widey, huh?" He questioned Waluigi.
"That girl...she's...she's...beautiful as the star skies." Waluigi said. Wario looked at who he was talking about. "Wa?" "You mean the broad in the sky blue dress?" Wario said. Waluigi gasped at Waluigi and said "Don't call her that!" he softly yelled. "Okay, okay." "But who is she anyway?" He asked. "I don't know but...wow." "Man forget Daisy, this one is all woman." Waluigi said. "About time you gave up on her." "Too tomboyish for your taste." Wario said. "Yeah, yeah, yeah." Waluigi said. So the Wario Bros then stopped hiding to get a close up on the prizes. Of course, they had to get through the crowd that over crowded the tent. "Hey, watch it!" "Out of the way loser!" "Wario coming through here!" Wario was on a small rant while he and Waluigi were getting through the sea of citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom. Then suddenly without realizing as Wario was pushing people out the way, he and Luigi bumped into each other which cause both Italians to fall hard to the ground.
"Hey!" "Who a dares push me?" Wario yelled. "Push you?" "You did that first!" Luigi yelled back. "Mario and the rest looked and saw the Wario Bros. "Oh great." "What are you two cheaters doing here?" Mario said. "CHEATERS!?" Wario and Waluigi yelled. "Who do you think you are buster?" Wario smugly asked Mario. "If a anybody cheat, it's you." "Stupid!" Waluigi said. "Hey!" "Me and Mario do not cheat!" "Keep your mouth shut!" Luigi said. "Fudge you!" Waluigi said and everyone from the rest of the gang to the citizens around them who had formed a circle to see the confrontation. "WHAT!?" Mario said shocked. "You a heard me!" Waluigi said. "You guys just love causing trouble for people, do you?" Daisy asked them. "Oh shut up Daisy!" Wario said and then continued by saying "I don't even know why Waluigi spends his time chasing you." "Yeah?" "Well me neither." "It's not like you and him can get girls to like you anyway." Daisy retorted. "Okay, enough." "Please you guys no fighting. Peach said. "Tell that to these losers." Mario said insulting the Wario Bros. "Look whose calling who a loser." Wario said getting in Mario's face. "What?" "You wanna fight?" "Well bring it on!" Mario challenged Wario.
Before the tension started to get higher, MC Ballyhoo made a announcement through the large intercom. "Attention people!" "The tournament for the 2nd annual Star Carnival will begin very shortly." "All the competitors please prepare to participate in this event and remember to have a chaotic time!" Ballyhoo finished. And then the circle of people that crowded the heated rivalry between the Mario and Wario Bros all went away to mind their own business. "Grrrrrrrrrrr!" "I'll deal with you later, loser!" Wario threatened Mario. "We'll see, fat man!" Mario responded back. "Pathetic losers." "Come on Waluigi, let's leave these stupid idiots to themselves." Wario finished. Waluigi didn't say anything and just walked away following Wario's lead. "Why do those losers need to cause chaos all the time?" Toad said. "It's their way Toad." "They have no other purpose in their pathetic lives because their criminals." "Plain and simple." Luigi said. Rosalina was staring at Waluigi as he left. She looked at him and saw there was something about that she could never understand. Inside his soul lied anger, envy, jealousy, hatred, but most of all...self-pity. She saw inside of Waluigi and came to realize that Mario, the gang, even the entire Mushroom Kingdom have Waluigi all wrong. They never understood why he was the way he is nor did they ever ask of him of his past. "Hey, Rosalina?" "Are you okay?" Peach asked. "Huh?" "Oh." "Yes, I'm fine it's just...there's something about this Waluigi." Rosalina said. "Yeah, trouble, chaos and anarchy." "Try to stay away from him." "He's always try to start fights with Luigi and always picks with him." "Waluigi is the real loser." Daisy finished.
"I don't know." Rosalina said. ("Dearest Waluigi, what is it that your pour soul is mourning for?")
"Those Mario Bros. a think their so cool with their noses high in the air." Wario said. "Yeah." "For two so-called men, they sure are very pristine thinking they're better than everyone else especially that stupid Luigi!" Waluigi said. Then he started mocking Luigi. "Oh look at me!" "I'm Luigi and I'm all blah blah blah NAA!" "Grrrr." Waluigi finished. "That's it!" "We'll finish the Mario Bros for good!" "One way or another, they're gonna pay!" "WAHAHAHAHAHA!" Wario grinned devilishly. "Oh and to help you Waluigi with your purpose and whatever." He then finished. "Oh yeah right, I forgot." Waluigi said. ("I hope Wario is not on to my true plan.")
Afterwards, music started playing and everyone gathered outside to see the carnival tournament begin. MC Ballyhoo with Big Top on his head appeared for everyone to see. "HAHAHA!" "Hello everyone!" "MC Ballyhoo is here again!" "Our 2nd annual carnival will now begin!" "Our contestants are already here and are going to play a series of tournament games and sports." "Our first match up ladies and gentlemen will be none other than Luigi from the Mario Bros, vs. Waluigi from the "Idiot Bros!" Ballyhoo said. "WA!?" "IDIOT BROTHERS!?" Both Wario and Waluigi said screaming. Everyone including Mario and others laughed except no laughter again from Rosalina, except a little chuckle from her Luma. "GRRRRRR!" "HEY!" Two faced-four eyes!" "Get down here right now!" Wario screamed. "Yeah get down here!" "We are not LOSERS!" Waluigi said. "Oh clam down now you two." "I was only joki-" Ballyhoo didn't finish because Wario spoke and said "Whatever, shut up!" then he farted real hard on MC Ballyhoo and Big Top causing Ballyhoo to cough hard and his screams muffled. He then passed out from the smell of Wario's stench. Everyone gasped again at Wario's actions but neither did Mario nor Luigi for they were not surprised. "Now get on with it you son of a cork!" Wario said. "Yeah." "Get up there!" Waluigi said as he kicked Ballyhoo on his but making Ballyhoo fly. Ballyhoo then grabbed Big Top who also fainted from the smell, and put him back on his head. "Okay...uh...anyway Luigi Vs. Waluigi in a...(coughing)...in a Smash Brawl Match." "Let's begin." Then Ballyhoo fainted again. "That's what you get, idiot." Wario said. "You are disgusting, Wario!" Luigi said. "Yeah, stop farting!" "Gosh!" Mario said. "Why?" "You gonna make me?" Wario challenged Mario. "Wahahaha!" Don't a make us laugh!" Waluigi said. "And finally, I'm gonna beat you down Luigi!" "Luigi not afraid...or impressed." Luigi said. "ARGHHHHHHHH!" Waluigi yelled. He then started marching over to Luigi. Luigi marched as well as they both closed in, Mario got in the middle. "Hey, hey, hey." "Stop!" "Mama Mia!" Mario said. Then Wario got in front of Mario again. "You're pansy brother started all of this!" Wario said as he pushed Mario. "Hey, back off!" Mario said as he pushed Wario back. "No, no, no Mario." "I've got this." "I'm gonna take on this stupid Waluigi!" Luigi said. "For the last and final time, I'm not stupid!" "So shut the fudge up, and suck my Waluwewe!" Waluigi said. "WHAT!?" Luigi said shocked at Waluigi's insult as was the rest of the gang, the crowd, Ballyhoo and Big Top and even Bowser, Bowser Jr. and the Koopalings who were listening in the background so people couldn't see them. "THAT'S IT!" "You wanna fight, Waluigi huh?" "Fine!" "I'm gonna kill you!" Luigi yelled. "Well...alrighty then!" "Everyone get ready for Luigi vs. Waluigi!" Ballyhoo announced. The crowd cheered. Both Luigi and Waluigi stared down each other...hard. "Prepare to lose!" Waluigi said. "Yeah right!" Luigi responded.
Both sidekicks were ready prepared to take this rivalry to a whole new level. Where will it go? Only this match can tell.
