I know that I have not done all the Akatsuki characters, but I just really wanted to do this one! This is how I think Naruto would handle it, since his emotions are always all over the place anyway :D
Enjoy!
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Having worked quite closely with the adult business company for the past few weeks, they recommended coming over for this special shooting they would be doing today. It was very interesting to meet this young fellow who seemed to be ready for today. After a nice talk with the guy we found out this will actually be his very first time shooting an adult film and this made us extra curious. How does one roll into this business and what are his motivations to even start? This will be a great asset to our research. Naruto gladly granted us access to his thoughts while filming.
This is going to be easy. That idiot had no idea what he was talking about, always whining about what this job entails and stuff. Sasuke is such a cry baby. What could possibly be not fun about this? You have sex, get to work with nice people… Nothing seemed off about this. Stupid Sasuke and his stupid lies. I will get through this easily.
Ooh, I look fantastic. Look at me. Guys, seriously. I am impressed with myself. How could someone not want me know. Am I right? No? You guys are no fun.
Roleplaying. I can do that. Just act like I am some kind of bad thug and then get in touch with a police officer. This should be great. Me showing the police what I am made off. They never saw me coming. Get it?
What do you mean the cops are coming after me? I thought I would be the one to… No, seriously? Also wait, hold on a second. I feel like I am missing something here. There is one of me and there are… three police officers… Are they like stand ins?
THREE!
No, I am not coming out of this bathroom! I am not going. No. There are three men out there. No. I am not doing it. Sasuke can go screw himself. He should've warned me. There are three dicks out there. Three.
Okay, I am out on the street, stealing a car. You can do this, Naruto! Don't show them you are scared! They can smell fear! And this will be really easy. Just stick this thing between the window and act as if you have a clue on what you are really doing. They will simply press a button anyway that will actually unlock the door. You're not doing anything. Car alarm! Oh, wait I knew that. Here come the officers. Start running and let them catch up!
So much eyebrows… Why does this man have this much hair right above his eyes? It's like he has pubic hair on his face… Wait, what was my line again?
And now I am handcuffed and will be punished. Sasuke will pay for setting me up like this!
Wait, what are you doing? Why are you taking off your belt? Oh no, nonono.
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
I'm sorry I screamed at you, but I really don't want your dick in my face. Let's see how happy you are when you have my dick in your face, asshole! Speaking of which. What the hell are you doing back there! Get away from it. No! Don't touch it!
AAAAH!
Okay, I am sucking a dick. Sucking a dick. Suck suck suck. Sucking two dicks?! Sucking two dicks. Drooling all over the floor below, because my mouth can't fit two dicks! Idiots.
Ah oh…
Oh god, I really thought I was the one topping… Calling me bottom material does not really help me out here, director mister. I'm still not sure if I am happy with this dick inside of me, though at least he's nice about it. Can't say the same about you director mister. Maybe you should be in my place instead.
They do switch places often, don't they? And I'm just here, pressed onto a car, which is really not comfortable and get one dick after another inside my ass. And why do they need to keep those dicks in my face? Get them away from me, man. This is not cool. That thing has been inside of my ass. You really think I enjoy having it here then?
Huh? Was that a compliment? I am pretty much just lying here, trying to not focus too much on their switching habits. Better to just give in and let them have their way or something. I have been moaning?! Since when? And I am hard?! Huh… I guess I do enjoy this then. Though those eyebrows are still weird.
Will people honestly believe we are supposedly out in the open while I get fucked on top of a car? Like this is not even really outside. We are in some kind of big hall, staged to look like we're outside. It all seems so fake. What kind of fake ass graffiti is that anyway? And will people really enjoy seeing me get fucked like this by three cop dudes? Do people dream of getting fucked by three cops? I certainly won't ever again. I mean, I certainly never did that… Yes, that's what I meant.
Oh, it's almost over? Turn around? Why? No! Don't aim all three dicks at me! I don't want to put my hands down!
That's not funny! Telling me I needed a facial… Stupid actors!
Ooh, showing parts of the movie. Ah, I look great, don't I? Look at me stealing that car. I so could do that in real life. I am just that cool. And I was not at all impressed by the three dicks. Pff, I could've handled way more than just three. This was easy.
Stupid Sasuke has nothing on me. I am a way better actor than he is. Idiot always complaining.
Oh, new contract. See, they liked me. Would I be okay participating in a gangbang? What's a gangbang? Ah whatever, should be alright. And sign.
Characters © Masashi Kishimoto
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Love, Dana
