Hi guys! I know that a lot of you liked it in email format, and I do too, but it is REALLY hard to write that way. I will make more of them that that way and in IM format as well, because it adds to the story. However, this chapter is in regular note format. The next chapter IS in IM format though! Thanks for all the kind reviews, and especially to CristineClary has review every chapter thus far!
*Magnus Simon: Simon's 'Crypt' on West 56h between 5th and 6th at 2:47 AM
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Hey, Magnus.
*Yes?
I have a REALLLLLLY good idea.
*Oh shit.
What is that supposed to mean?
*Uh. Nothing…?
You hesitated. Why did you hesitate?
*I did not hesitate!
Yes, you did!
*No, I didn't!
Yes, you did!
*Forget it!
As I was saying, before you called me stupid…
*I didn't call you stupid.
Yes, you did!
*No, I didn't!
Are we really going to do this again?
*No.
Anyways, I think it would be really funny if we switch out all of Jace's jeans with rainbow leather pants.
*And why would that be funny?
Because his bachelor party is tomorrow, and he won't have anything to wear to the club besides leather rainbow pants.
*Do you have a key to his apartment?
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Jace Clary: Subway D Train at 12:00 PM
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Isn't it a bad idea to be doing this on the subway?
Why? You're badass. You could beat up a brother.
Oh, I know I'm BA. I'm saying we might miss our stop.
So? We aren't actually GOING anywhere. I just wanted to get on the train. Remember?
Oh yeah.
Those girls are checking you out. I don't think it's the pants either…
Hmm? Where?
Don't look! We're engaged, penishead! Why are they checking you out anyway? You're wearing Spiderman pajamas!
I happen to be quite attractive in anything I wear.
So?
Then why are you questioning me?
I just felt like it. No reason, really.
Angel…
Aw, you're so sweet.
Huh?
You called me an Angel. That is so nice; I think you're an Angel too, Jace!
I didn't actually… Never mind.
You are sleeping on the couch tonight, buster.
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Alec *Magnus Isabelle: Sephora on Broadway at 4:17 PM
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Why are we here again?
*I need makeup.
And why is Isabelle here?
I need makeup.
WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE? I DON'T NEED MAKEUP!
Um...
*As much as I love you, little shadowhunter; you are in dire need of a makeover.
No, I'm not. I look perfectly lovely the way I am.
You sound like Jace.
*If you start acting like him, I will leave your ass faster than you can say 'sparkles'.
Oh Angels…
Oooh, look, Magnus! They are having a sale on Too-Faced!
*I love that brand! And look, they have the new scent from Dior~!
OMG, MAGNUS! Look!!!!
*WHAT?
Look at that Urban Decay sparkly eye shadow, it is SO YOU!
*OOO, Magnus likey.
Alec doesn't likey…
*What was that?
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Jace Clary Simon: Taki's Resturant at 1:26 PM
Sometimes I wonder why I even live on!
Are you sitting in self-pity and hatred?
Maybe…
Can I join?
Sure… May I ask why?
Jace wants to leave me for some girls he met on the subway.
GASP! WHAT? Where is he? I'll-
I DO NOT! Stop saying that to everyone!!
You dare show your face here, Shadowhunter?
Piss off, leech.
You did not just say that.
I know, how unoriginal.
What?
I can't believe you are engaged to him. He's so unimaginative.
Ha, me neither… Why am I engaged to him anyways?
Because I'm an, open quote 'hot sexy piece of burning man flesh' close quote. Words from you, yourself, last night if I remember correct.
I knew I shouldn't have had that tequila last night…
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Simon Isabelle: Their Apartment in Queens at 10:57 PM
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I'm bored.
You're always bored.
Not true.
Get entertained then, Simon.
You know… We could… snuggle.
No thanks.
Why?
I don't want to snuggle.
Oh, you didn't get my connotation did you? I meant sex. Not snuggle.
Oh, I know, Simon.
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Haha. Poor Simon...
