Sorry guys, this one is lacking. I'm really running out of ideas, plus I have midterms, so... yeah. Pretty soon I'll virtually stop updating this and post ACTUAL fanfictions.

Also... If anyone has any funny ideas, please share.


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MightisRight: What a coincidence it is to see you here Diao Chan!

DanceofDeath: Uh, no it's not a coincidence, you told me to meet you at six.

MightisRight: oh.

Tomboy147: Where are Sun Ce, Sun Quan, Xiao Qiao and Da Qiao? I told 'em to meet me here!

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Tomboy147: Hi dad.

Tigahsrool: ur brothers and sisters told me 2 tell u that they were volunteering at the Lobster Bake and wouldn't b able to meet u.

Tomboy147: What?!?! But I thot it was tomorrow!

Tigahsrool: U thot wrong.

Tomboy147: Oh well, i'll get it next year

DanceofDeath: But SSX, that's what you said last year, and the year b4 that, and the year b4 that…

Tomboy147: I swear i'll get it next year!

MightisRight: and the year b4 that, and the year b4 that….

Tigahsrool: Yeah, well, im outta here.

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Tomboy147: Daaaaaddddd!!!!

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DongZhou: Wow, whatta surprise – no one took this name! I wonder y!

MightisRight: I don't see a reason to wonder.

MightisRight: Hey, notice SSX hasn't beaten anyone up yet?

DanceofDeath: …

DongZhou: …

Tomboy147: …

MightisRight: Dang it!

DongZhou: u h8 me that much?

MightisRight: pretty much, there's a reason y I rebelled and killed u

DongZhou: u mean how u were SUPPOSED to rebel and kill me, but as im still here, obviously didn't

DanceofDeath: ummm…

DanceofDeath: We're kinda referring 2 the game, so yeah, we did kill u

DongZhou: u technically killed me in history neway!

DanceofDeath: meh, father's wishes

DanceofDeath: no one liked u anyway, only 1 guy mourned, and he was killed.

Tomboy147: am I supposed to just sit here and listen, or can I leave without being rude?

MightisRight: u can leave – we don't mind.

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MightisRight: how does xu zhu even remember his password?

DongZhou: Maybe he gets Dian Wei to help.

DanceofDeath: and how would dian wei remember?

DongZhou: Maybe he gets Cao Cao to help.

MightisRight: and why would Cao Cao wanna help?

DongZhou: …

DongZhou: uh-oh, got some more assassins on my butt, g2g

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Foodisgood: I like food.

MightisRight: We know.

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Randomuser: Joe, r u in here?

MightisRight: No.

DanceofDeath: No.

Randomuser: Oh

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TrueStrength: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Zhang Jiao's dead! How am I s'posed to get my turban yellow again?

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DanceofDeath: Huh, I guess we shouldn't tell him what he actually does.

MightisRight: No, but we can tell people to read the San Comics!

DanceofDeath: If u r under… I dunno, 15? Don't read it. Then again, the author read it, and she's 13…

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DWFan: Someone say something about me?

DanceofDeath: Yeah, ur 13 and u read San Comics.

DWFan: And…?

MightisRight: We were just saying is all.

DWFan: oh.

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DWFan: Oh yeah, if the volume of a sphere is calculated by 4/3 x pi x r squared, and the volume is 338.27 inches squared, what is the radius of the sphere?

MightisRight: I dunno, what?

DWFan: I dunno, I was asking you.

DWFan: Look, midterms are coming up, I need 2 know how 2 do this.

DanceofDeath: Then u shouldn't b asking us 4 the answer.

DWFan: I have 2 show my work. I just needed the answer so I know what I need 2 get.

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DanceofDeath: I'm…. Bored.

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MightisRight: Same here.

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SilverStallion: Has any1 seen my shoe?

SilverStallion: …

SilverStallion: Huh, no one's on.

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