Thank you all for your request and I still need more so keep them coming. Also for those of you who are confused I didn't but Ty Lokka and Tokka under slash shippings. Slash is a ship which needs a captain.
"Okay so we have turned the entire fandom against the Canons," Ming Ue stated to Tongone and Rowen. "Now what?"
"I say we attack the Sukka ship first!" Rowen yelled.
"Of course you do. Any ideas Tongone?"
"Well my messenger, Vig0r, sent me a notice from the Tokka captain, Lightningbender53. He said that he will join with us if we can defeat the Canons in a fight."
"Whoa! Tokka! You think I'm going to ally myself with them?" Rowen yelled.
"Yes you are! Your gonna get along with Tokka and Ty Lokka. If Tongone can get along with them you can to!" Ming Ue yelled.
The Yukka captain frowned. "Alright fine, well if I have to work with them I want us to attack the Sukka ship first!"
"Alright! You can attack your (bleep)ing ex," Ming Ue grumbled. "Now then if we are going attack the Sukka give us some information on them."
Rowen took out a Paper Mache diagram of the Sukka ship. Tongone and Ming Ue exchanged glances.
"Did she make that?" Ming Ue whispered to her friend.
"I think the real question is where she was keeping it," Tongone replied.
"Ahem! Anyway the Sukka ship has a thick armor around the entire thing. Last time we attacked them with the anti-canon blaster it didn't even make a dent," Rowen explained.
"Well maybe we are going about this the wrong way," Tongone suggested. "After all in war you must weaken you opponents."
"That's true and lets face it the Canons have superior logical skills. They have seen our attacks and have all kinds of counter moves. We have to piss them off so they can't think straight," Ming Ue said with a grin.
"Awesome, I have a schedule of all the things that the Maiko, Kataang and Sukka captains do at different times," Tongone said handing in the piece of paper.
"Damn, how did you get this?" asked Rowen.
Tongone smirked and looked up. "I have my ways."
"Alright ladies the Kataangs and Maikoians have a daily prayer service to their gods Mike and Bryan. And the Sukkas have something called…Crew Check Up?"
"Ugh, that's basically when Windsong, S.S.S (Sokkas Sarcasm Student) and Phong watch their crew walk around in that blue bathing suit they call a uniform," Rowen said scoffing and crossing her arms.
"Are they the only men on that ship?" Tongone wondered.
"Roughly."
"Well, now that we know what they are going to do, we are gonna haze the hell out of them," Ming Ue declared. "Rowen you take the Sukka ship. Tongone you get Maiko and I will handle Kataang."
"Roger that," The Yukka captain said and she and Tongone stood and exited the room.
Ming Ue turned and looked at the Zutaraian flag, putting her hand over her heart. "I swear to Iroh I will make us canon."
As she said four agents came in along with Yong Wing. "Captain Ming Ue," Yong Wing started, "Agents FireNutZuko, Dude, Zutaraistru and Loopafroot have said that they have found some new Zutara foreshadowing."
Ming Ue smiled and sat down in her chair. "Really let's hear it."
"Alright we were all watching CRoD again and then we thought of something. Why did Zuko stop fighting Aang and go help Azula when Katara was fighting her?" Loopafroot started.
"Now a Kataang would think it was just so that he could help his sister," Dude continued.
"But with out creativity and canon bending we have come up with the real reason," Zutaraistru declared.
"Zuko knew that Azula was still a more powerful bender than Katara," Dude added.
"And that if Azula got mad she would try and kill Katara," Loopafroot said
"So out of love for Katara he stopped the fight hoping that he could stop Katara before Azula killed her," FireNutZuko finished.
Yong Wing raised an eyebrow. "But that makes no sense…"
"I know," Ming Ue said. "It's so complicated that it must be true! Everything fits, Zuko is trying to protect Katara by being evil so that he can stop her before someone else kills her!"
Ming Ue bowed to the Zutara heart. "Oh thank you for opening my eyes almighty god of Zutara!"
Yong Wing turned to the four agents. "You can go now you shall be promoted to 008 Agents with a license to canon-bend."
Ming Ue stood up and looked at Yong Wing. "Yong Wing we are going on a mission to the Kataang ship. I need you to get something for me."
0o0o0o0
On the Taang ship Tongone looked at the schedule of the Maikoian warship. She turned to Vig0r.
"It says that during the Maikoian prayer service there is to be no noise at all," she told her Private.
"Well then it's a good thing us Taang have many weapons of mass disruption," Vig0r said grubbing his hands together. "Shall I prepare the speakers?"
"You know me well Vig0r put it on track 89."
0o0o0o0
"Um are you sure about this Captain," Lolly asked as Rowen dressed in the Sukka "uniform".
"Why wouldn't I be?" the captain snapped. "Because I'm bitter, violent and psychotic?!?"
"Partly Captain, but also because what if one of them notices you?"
"Look all I'm going to do is put two drops of Flaccidin into their drinks."
Lolly shook her head and sat down on the floor. "And what exactly does Flaccidin do?"
"It'll make three men very, very unhappy," Rowen said with a mad grin on her face. She put on the blond wig. "Time for some payback you Sukka bastards!"
0o0o0o0o0
"In the name of Mike, Bryan, Canon Forever Amen," chanted the hall full of Kataangers as they sat in the holy church of Kataang. Two statues of Mike and Bryan stood at the front of an altar.
Avani walked up in her orange and blue robes, she motioned for the Kataangers to sit down. "Welcome all today we are going to have a decision on Book 1: Water, Chapter 14: The Fortuneteller. Aunt Wu told Katara that she was going to marry a very powerful bender. Now I think we all know who she means by powerful bender."
She raised her hand and the Kataangers all chanted in unison. "Aang."
"Exactly Aang is the Avatar and by default the most powerful bender, Alleluia! Now some Zutaraians will try and tell you that Zuko is a very powerful bender, they will say that there are many powerful benders. But we know the truth, Alleluia! That the one Katara will marry will be Aang and they shall repopulate the Air Nomads.
"ALLELUIA!" yelled Katara360.
"Correct my daughter and all my Kataangers. We follow the message and word of the almighty Mike and Bryan and we shall make sure that their word is the one and only word!"
The crowd erupted in loud cheers.
"Three days from now we shall attack the Zutaraians and show them that it's either our way or death!"
"AHHHHH!" screamed one Kataanger.
Avani turned and saw the Zutaraian heart appear in the sky. "Son of a (bleep)!"
The statues of Mike and Bryan were warped into statues of Zuko and Katara together from in the CRoD.
"No! NON-CANON! NON-CANON!" they screamed covering their eyes. Avani yelled and looked at Sri. "CALL RAWLES RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW DAMN IT!"
"Yes Captain!" the girl said running to the communication room.
"I will have Ming Ue's head!"
0o0o0o0o0
Ming Ue sat on her chair and laughed. "YES! YES! SHE IS SO PISSED OFF! HAHAHA! Good work Kurati."
Kurati smirked and looked at the Kataangers. "This is fun."
0o0o0o0o0
The Maikoian warship was dark during prayer/meditation. The red curtains were closed and the only light was the candles along the wall and on the altar of Mike. Hanging from the ceilings were tapestries of the infamous Maiko kiss.
The Maiko creed hung over the statue of Mike: We told them Maiko was going to happen.
The Maiko captain, Rawles, sat underneath the statue her eyes watching for any sign of noise. A smug smirk came upon her face. Another flawless service, the time was ticking away slowly.
10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…
Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
The song blasted through the walls of the Maiko ship ruining the service. Rawles grabbed her machine gun. "WHO THE HELL IS PLAYING THAT CRAP!!"
ForeverMaiko ran up to the shades and pulled them back to reveal the Taang ship outside, their Weapons of Mass Disruption blasting into the Maiko ship. Tongone's face appeared on a projector.
"Hey Rawles how was the meditation?" she asked with a grin.
"Oh you think its funny Tongone!" Rawles screamed. "You have crossed the line I'm going to blow your ship out of the water!"
"Bring it on Emo-Ship! Turn the music up louder!" Tongone ordered.
The Maikoians covered the ears and yelled. The Spice Girls was the most annoying thing in the world to a Maikoian.
Rawles groaned and covered her ears tighter. "Damn it! I am so gonna get Tongone for this!"
0o0o0o0o0
"This is the life," S.S.S said with a grin as the very healthy young women walked around him and his two superior officers.
"No doubt about it," Captain Windsong said looking at one leggy blonde who was walking by with his drink. "Thank you dear."
The girl smiled very sweetly. "No problem Captain," she said as she gave him, S.S.S and Phong drinks.
"So Phong has there been any news from Avani or Rawles?" Windsong asked.
"Nope," Phong said as he received a massage. "I haven't gotten a word from Sri either."
"Oh well," the captain said lowering his shade. "The less amount stuff for us to deal with the better. After all," he said looking at the crew of woman, "there are better ways to spend our time."
S.S.S laughed. "Your terrible captain, but isn't it time for our three o'clock?" he asked with a smirk.
"Your right my friend," the captain replied with a smirk. "We have a meeting with some new recruits."
The three men rose from their seats and headed into their separate rooms for the staff meeting.
0o0o0o0o0
Rowen snuck out through the kitchen window and climbed down into a small raft were Lolly was waiting for her.
"That was quick Captain."
"Yea well I told you I was going to be fast," Rowen said taking of the blonde wig. "Though I wish I could see the look on their faces."
Lolly started to row the boat when Rowen saw the peace symbol that was panted on the side of the boat.
"Lolly when we attack them aim for this."
0o0o0o0o0
Windsong banged on S.S.S's door, the Sukka shipper had a similar look of dissatisfaction on his face as his friend.
"S.S.S are you feeling a bit limp at the moment?" the captain asked clearly annoyed.
S.S.S's eyes widened and he nodded. "I was worried I was losing my touch."
"CAPTAIN WINDSONG!" yelled Spartangirl12. "Kyoshiwarrior1 has spotted something on the security feeds!"
"Damn!" he growled heading up to the security room. "What did you find?"
Kyoshiwarrior1 brought a close up of the blonde who was serving them drinks before. "That is Captain Rowen of the Yukka ship," Kyoshiwarrior1 stated. "She broke into the ship and put something into your drinks. IcyAshford should have the drug results ready."
Windsong turned to S.S.S. "Lets go down to the science lab and hope to God that Rowen isn't as crazy as I think she it."
"If I'm stuck like this I'm blaming you I told you not to go out with her!"
IcyAshford popped in front of the two men. "I have good news and bad news."
The men looked down at their pants and then at her. "What's the good news?" they asked in unison.
"The good news is your condition is only temporary."
"Thank you Almighty Iroh," Windsong said letting out a breath.
"The bad news is it lasts for a week."
S.S.S's jaw dropped. "A…week."
"Son of a…" the captain started when Phong came in.
"Captain the Canons want to see you."
Windsong stormed up to his office and saw the other two canon captains looking as pissed of as he did.
"They got to you too I see."
"No shit!" Avani yelled.
"We are taking them down tonight!" Rawles said slamming her fist onto the table. "They are not the only ones who know how to pull a prank."
"You in?" Avani asked sharply.
"As long as I get to blow up Yukka."
Oh shit the Fanons are in BIG trouble now. The Canons can be very devious when they put their mind to it. Big thanks for all who signed up. You will all have cameo roles in this story, however I still need a few more for Taang and Yukka as well as a Captain for Zue and Slash ships in general. Thank You .
P.S if there are any grammar/spelling errors I will correct them A.S.A.P in the morning.
