A/N
Tada! new chapter! thank you so much for your reviews! Here's a longer chapter for you to make up for House's Version Of Hell!
Disclaimer: Pretty sure I don't own House. One moment…… -look around- yup no mansion, no bags full of money…
Chapter 4 - Welcome
Cameron glanced up as something moved at the end of the hall.
False alarm. It was just a cleaner.
Chase glanced over, "Calm down. This will work".
Cameron took a shaky breath and played with the ring that now adorned her ring finger, "Of course it will".
Foreman and Chase looked at each other.
"It's not like you're not going to love being married to him", Foreman mumbled under his breathe.
Cameron glared at him, "Shut up. It's a good idea. You're just grumpy because you drank all of House's booze last night and you're hung over".
Foreman glared back and got up to get his sixth cup of coffee.
The three Houslings jumped as the door to the conference room flew open and a grumpy House walked in.
"We haven't got a patient", he grumbled, "So all three of you scat, go do clinic".
Chase and Foreman glanced at Cameron.
She took a deep breath and threw herself into wife mode.
She put on a loving smile and got up to greet House.
He stood shocked as she reached up and pecked him on the cheek.
Walking over to the coffee pot she turned and smiled at him again.
"Do you want some coffee, Greg?", she asked in her most wifely tone.
House still stood shocked. Shaking his head he snapped out of it and retorted the only way he knew how to, sarcasm.
"What? No kiss for Foreman or Chase?", he smirked.
Cameron glanced at Chase and Foreman. They were both busying themselves with unnecessary projects while trying not to laugh.
Cameron shook her head and laughed lightly, "Why would I want to kiss them when I can kiss you?"
House, by now, was extremely confused.
Shaking his head he walked into his office, "The whole world's gone mad", he muttered under his breath.
House sat at his desk, propped his feet up on the desk and put his I-pod in his ears. As he listened to his music he played with a strange ring on his ring finger.
Foreman, Chase and Cameron sat at the table laughing.
"Wait for it", Chase laughed.
All three of them stared at their watches.
"Three", Foreman said
"Two", Chase said
"One", Cameron ended.
At that moment a huge crash came from House's office.
The three of them rushed in to find a disgruntled House struggling to stand up. Once he was straightened up he stalked towards Cameron. Foreman and Chase backed out of them room, leaving Cameron to her untimely death.
"What the hell is this", House shook his hand in Cameron's face.
Cameron stifled a laugh, "What do you mean, sweetie?"
She reached a hand up and touched his head where a small cut bled profusely. Her concern turned genuine, "Oh no, let me get you a band-aid".
She rushed from the room as House sunk down to lay on his sofa.
The phone rung and he got up to get it. Before he could get it he heard Cameron's happy voice answer the phone.
She walked back into the room and handed him a band-aid.
"Mom's on the phone", she told him
"Mom? Whose mom?", he asked putting the band-aid on.
'Your mom, silly", she laughed.
She left the room and House got up to talk to his mom.
Picking up the receiver he took a deep breath.
"Hey, Mom"
"Greg. Do you know how long it's been since you've called your old mother?", Blythe House chided her only son.
House sighed, "Sorry, Mom. Big case load".
"Allison told me you haven't had a patient in ages".
House glanced to the conference room where Cameron now sat alone, "Allison? Since when have you called her Allison?"
Blythe laughed the question off, "Anyway, are you going to bring little Bella up this week?"
"Bella?", he asked dazed.
"Is something wrong, Gregory? You sound a bit confused".
House glanced up as Cuddy entered his office, "Um…I need to go".
"Call me again soon. Oh! Your father says hello".
"Ok, tell him I said hi. Bye Mom. Love you", he mumbled under his breath.
He returned the phone to it's cradle and turned to Cuddy.
"House!", She rushed forward, "Have you seen Bella? She was here one minute and gone the next. I asked that nurse to watch her for a moment and when I got back she was gone".
House looked at Cuddy stupidly, "Bella?", he asked again.
Cameron rushed in the room, "What did Mom say? Oh- Hi Lisa!"
Cameron walked over and gave Cuddy a warm hug.
"How was Bella last night?", Cameron asked, looking around.
Cuddy shook her head, "Not a problem, Allison. She was a complete angel, as usual".
Cameron nodded and smiled.
"Um, excuse me?", House interrupted, "Can someone tell me what the hell is going on?".
At that moment a little girl with long brown wavy hair ran through the door and threw herself at House.
"Daddy! Daddy!", she yelled.
House sat shocked as this little girl attached herself to House's neck, giving him a firm hug and a kiss on the cheek.
She pulled back and looked up into his face. A pair of identical Nordic blue eyes stared up at him.
House, still in shock, watched as the little girl ran to Cameron and was scoped up. Cameron hugged her tight and placed a kiss on each cheek of the little beaming girl.
"Did you have fun at Aunty Lisa's last night, Bella?", Cameron asked her.
Bella grinned, "Yup! We watched Charlotte's Web and ate ice-cream with cookies".
Cameron grinned back at her with an identical smile. Glancing up at House her smile dropped.
"What's wrong?", she asked him.
House shook his head, "What's going on? Who is this little girl. Why do you keep calling me sweetie? What-what?"
House trailed off, having no idea what to say.
Bella, Cameron and Cuddy all stared at him confused.
House sunk down to his couch and put his head in his hands.
"Where the hell am I?", he groaned
He looked up at a small voice as Bella replied to his asinine question, "Earth, welcome".
A/N
I love that line, " Where am I?", " Earth, Welcome!"
TBC R&R
