Don appears in front of a camera. "Last time on Total Drama Couples." Flashbacks of the previous episode start playing. "The good guys, figuring that it would be too easy to win if they were all working together, and that the bad guys would probably go after them anyway, decided to dissolve their alliance. Unfortunately, Light is sceptical of them, and has already started scheming against them. He even figured out how to beat Alice already, and managed to win the challenge for himself and Kathryn. Speaking of the challenge, Rachel and Ponyboy lost, despite having a huge advantage." The camera cuts back to Don. "How will a map help the winners of last episode's challenge? Find out now on Total Drama Couples."
Intro song plays.
"Okay Light, spill," said Faith, holding Light against a wall. "You've got something that can stop a future seeing vampire, and we need to know what."
"Guys, I told you already," said Light, trying to wrestle out of Faith's grasp. "Trust me. I've got this."
"Trust goes two ways Light," said Gary. "You said 'he' helped you when Alice attacked you. Who's this 'he'? It wasn't me, and unless there's something Kathryn and Faith aren't telling us, it wasn't them either, so spill."
Light sighed. "I guess I need to tell you sooner or later anyway," he said, before pulling out a black notebook. "Here, touch this."
"Touch…the book?" asked Kathryn, confused. "You want us to touch a book in order to tell us your secret?"
"It'll sound crazy if I try to explain it any other way," said Light. "Just do it."
Kathryn looked at the other two for a moment, then shrugged her shoulders. "Well…okay," she said, reaching out her hand. "But I don't know what's so important about…HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT?!" As Kathryn's hand touched the book, suddenly a large black demonic creature appeared behind him. Kathryn stared at him in horror, while the other two looked at her in confusion.
"What happened?" asked Faith, touching the book herself. As soon as she did, she too saw the huge demon floating behind Light. "What the fuck is that?"
"What the fuck is what?" asked Gary, touching the book and seeing what the two girls were seeing. "Holy shit…" Gary fell back in shock. "That thing…"
"That thing, as you call me, has a name," said the monster. "My name is Ryuk. Pleased to meet you."
"Ryuk here is a Shinigami," said Light. "Basically, he's a god of death, and he owns this notebook. However, only those who have touched it can see him."
"So that's how you got around Alice's power," said Kathryn. "She can only see the futures of humans and vampires, and Ryuk is neither."
"Just so you know, I have no interest in which of you wins," said Ryuk. "However, as long as Light has possession of that notebook, I'm stuck with him."
"Then how come you helped him?" asked Gary.
"Because he had apples for me," said Ryuk. "Apples are like crack for us Shinigami, at least ones from the human world are. They're addictive."
"…Really?" asked Faith. "You manipulated a god of death into helping you with fruit?"
"Well it worked," said Gary. "At least for them. Now they're in first place. But obviously they're willing to share that honour with us, right?"
"Sure Gary," said Light. "Though I can't guarantee anything, with all the people working against us. Still, we can try."
"Well, we're the only ones who know about Ryuk, so we should still be okay for now," said Kathryn. "Even if Alice finds out about him, his actions are still invisible to her."
"Yeah, we should be…" started Light, then stopped as he realised something. "Oh no, I forgot."
"Forgot what?" asked Faith.
"Sabriel," said Light. "She found my notebook back in season one. She's seen Ryuk. She knows about him."
"That…could be a problem," said Faith. "Although if those guys aren't working together, we might be okay."
"Either way, Sabriel just moved up our threat list," said Kathryn. "We'll need to figure out how to get rid of her and make it look like an accident, followed by Alice. After that, we'll pick and choose accordingly."
"Agreed," said Light. "Meeting adjourned."
"Contestants, breakfast is now being served," announced Don. "While you eat, I'll explain the next challenge."
"Somehow, we have to stop Light from winning again," said Katniss.
"I'm not sure how he got past Alice," said Finn. "Maybe we should try and focus on that, so at least Alice can be on even footing with him?"
"Definitely an idea," said Katniss. "And I know just the monkey to do it."
"You called?" asked Zidane, hanging upside down from a tree.
"Were...were you there the whole time?" asked Katniss.
"You know it," said Zidane, dropping to the ground in front of her.
"Zidane, I know we're not allies right now, but we need you to stop Light," said Finn. "Find out how he beat Alice by whatever means necessary. Rob him, bribe him, kill him…"
"Whoa, dude," interrupted Zidane. "I'm a thief. I'll stick with stealing from him."
"Don't steal from him," said Max, flying down to join them. "If you steal his source of power, he'll get suspicious and look for whoever found out his secret. You'll need to see if you can find what it is, then leave everything exactly as you found it."
"But…" started Zidane.
"EXACTLY as you found it," said Max. "Which means you can't steal Kathryn's bra."
"Damn," said Zidane. "And Kouta was going to pay good money for that."
"Should we really be leaving him with Lyra?" asked Finn.
"Not much we can do about it now, we have a challenge," said Katniss, leading the group to the mess hall.
Later in the mess hall, everyone was seated and eating as Don walked to the front of the room. "Alright contestants," said Don. "Today's challenge is a simple one…for the people holding the map." Light and Kathryn smiled wickedly at this comment. "It's a treasure hunt."
"I am so in with a chance," said Zidane.
"There are rules though," continued Don. "Obviously the team with the map to the chest are going to be targeted because they have such an advantage, so they'll have a one minute headstart…"
"This keeps getting better for us," said Kathryn.
"…and the treasure chest only has twenty three items in it," said Don. "So, each of you has to find the chest, take ONE piece of treasure, then return here. Any team who is caught taking more than one has to go back to the chest, return a piece, and come back. I should also add that you may take another team's treasure for yourself, especially if your team doesn't have one."
"Hey Haruhi, wanna wait at the end and take someone's piece as they're about to finish?" asked Wallace.
"I don't think that's going to work that well," said Haruhi.
"Aw, but why?" asked Wallace.
"Because you're going to lie there and wait, while I do all the work and try to catch someone. And I'm one of the weakest people here, so there aren't a lot of people I can take down," said Haruhi.
"So yeah, that's about it," said Don. "Any questions?"
"Can we steal the map?" asked Louise.
"Is it a second piece of treasure?" asked Don.
"Well, no…" said Louise.
"Then it's allowed," said Don. "Of course, you can't do anything until after that first minute, but once that's up you can do whatever you want to gain a piece of the treasure."
"Sweet," said Louise, smiling wickedly Timmy. In response, Timmy just shook his head. "Don't worry, I'll figure out a way around it."
"What's she talking about?" Annabeth whispered to Peter. "She didn't even mention a plan, and Timmy rejected it."
"Maybe Timmy has some kind of ability that we don't know about," Peter whispered back in response. "Keep an eye on them?"
"Definitely," said Annabeth, before turning their attention back to Don.
"Alright, if there are no further questions, it's time to begin," said Don. "Kathryn, Light, are you ready?"
"I am," said Kathryn. "Let's do this."
"Right behind you, partner," said Light.
"And…GO!" called Don. Light and Kathryn wasted no time, quickly leaving the building and running out of sight of the others. "You guys can start strategizing if you want. Once the minute is up, you can do whatever you have to do to either catch up, or just simply not lose."
"I hope you have a Pokémon that can track those two," said Alice.
"I think Lycanroc's nose can handle it, as long as we get out quickly and give him a chance to track them before everyone else," said Ash, holding a Pokéball in his hand. "I've also brought along Swellow and Staraptor to track them from the air."
"Excellent, bring them out ready," said Alice. Ash quickly opened the three balls and explained what he needed. Lycanroc started scenting the area Kathryn and Light had been sitting, and almost immediately got a scent.
"Great, they're going to win this round," said Marty, watching Ash's Pokémon getting ready for action.
"Not if I can help it," said Blossom. "Listen, I can fly. All I have to do is follow one of his birds, or better yet, take them out, and all of a sudden that's one less team to worry about."
"Yeah, but that leaves twenty two others, one of which has a map to the place we need to go," said Marty.
"I'm sure I can fly faster than them," said Blossom. "I'll catch them on the way back, and you keep the other teams at bay."
""You mean me, a normal human, keep teams that have vampires, demigods, wizards, half-demons, super-soldiers, assassins, mutants, and titans, just to name a few, at bay?" asked Marty.
"That's the spirit," said Blossom, before Marty could object further.
Meanwhile…
"Alright Chell, what's our plan?" asked Artemis. Chell responded by holding up her gun. "That's nice, but doesn't really answer the question." Chell glared at him, then indicated the gun again. "I get you want to use your gun," said Artemis. "I just assume there are limitations on it, limitations that will keep us from winning." Chell, clearly frustrated, pointed at the ceiling, then drew what looked like the letter A in the air. "Up…A? Oh, upgrade?" Chell nodded in approval. "I guess that's how Kieran's getting around the lack on portal surfaces in this fanfic." Chell nodded again.
Meanwhile…
"I've got this," said Draco, pulling out his wand. "All I have to do is use the Accio charm on the map, and we'll have the advantage."
"And how does that spell work, pray tell?" asked Tiffany.
"I just need to know what the thing I'm summoning looks like, and we're good," said Draco. "It's mostly paper, so it shouldn't be too hard, right?"
"But wouldn't you need to know what it looked like?" asked Tiffany. "As in, more detailed than just a piece of paper."
"Guess we'll find out soon," said Draco, as a buzzer went off.
"Alright guys, it's go time," said Don. "You may now do…"
"ACCIO MAP!" yelled Draco, pointing his wand where he'd last seen the two with the map. Everyone waited a few seconds, but nothing happened.
"…like I was saying," said Don. "You may now do whatever you were planning to do to get the treasure."
"Kim, come on," said Murtagh, dragging Kim out the door with him. "Thorn, what do you see?"
"Turn left, then follow the path," responded Thorn from the air, who was watching the two of them as well as Kathryn and Light. "I'll let you know when and if they deviate."
"Isn't using your dragon considered cheating?" asked Kim.
"Technically, while we share a close bond, Thorn is his own being," said Murtagh. "Therefore, his actions are his own. Plus, are you going to tell a dragon not to do something?"
"…Point taken," said Kim, following Murtagh through the trees.
Meanwhile…
"This way," said Trunks, jumping into the air and flying towards where Light and Kathryn must have been heading.
"How do you know?" asked Ayane, easily keeping pace with her ninja speed.
"I can sense people's energy," said Trunks. "Light's is weird though."
"Weird how?" asked Ayane, curious.
"Well, he's got his own energy," said Trunks. "It's not a lot, since he's just a normal human. But he's also got some kind of separate second energy, like there's something following him?"
"Is it like Lyra with her dæmon?" asked Ayane.
"I don't think so," said Trunks. "It's like whatever this thing is could be its own being. When I feel Lyra and Pan's energy, it feels like they're the same being. With Light, it's something else. Something dark, but powerful."
"Hmm…" thought Ayane. "Well, the others decided to dissolve the alliance, so let's keep this between us for now. But keep an eye on him."
"Already planning on it," replied Trunks, as they continued after the two in the lead.
Meanwhile, Light and Kathryn were trying their best to stay in front of the competition…
"Come on, we can't afford to slow down for long," said Light, panting heavily but still moving. "We're not exactly the most physically intimidating team, but we can outsmart them if we can get enough of a lead on them."
"How much further," wheezed Kathryn, struggling but keeping up pretty well.
"It should be just at the top of this hill," said Light, looking up at where they had to go. "Oh, you've gotta be kidding." The path they were following came to a complete stop, right in front of a large cliff.
"What do we do now?" asked Kathryn. "If the treasure's up there…"
"It is," said Light, pointing up at a chest sitting in a cave about fifteen metres above them. "We'll have to climb."
"Or Ryuk could fly up and do it," suggested Kathryn, looking over at the Shinigami.
"I could do that…for an apple or two," said Ryuk.
"Fine, just get it," said Kathryn.
"Do you have the apples?" asked Ryuk.
"Well…no," said Kathryn. "But you're on our side, so…" Before she could finish, Ryuk started to laugh at her.
"That's adorable," said Ryuk. "I am on nobody's side. The results of this competition do not affect me. Unless you have something I want, then no deal."
"Don't bother Kathryn," said Light. "Ryuk won't help us without a good reason. Which leaves us with two options: climb up ourselves, or wait for Faith, since she's far stronger than either of us. I personally think we should go with the former, since the other teams won't be far away at this point."
"I'm not much of a climber," said Kathryn. "You go ahead and do it, and throw the treasure down to me. Actually, grab two pieces, so we can give one to Gary and Faith."
"I considered that," said Light. "It makes sense, but what if we don't find them on the way back? Then we'll be wasting our time searching for them, and another team will take the win. No, it might be better to leave them to fend for themselves."
"But what if they get eliminated?" asked Kathryn. "Suddenly we've lost our main allies, and that puts us at an extreme disadvantage. And we don't have a great one as it is."
"Look, Kathryn…" started Light, when he saw it: a large red dragon flying overhead. "Crap, that's Murtagh's dragon. He knows where we are. We're wasting too much time arguing. I'm just going to grab a piece, and then we're out of here." Without another word, Light began to climb up the cliff.
"He's over there," called Kim, running up to the cliff with Murtagh in tow. "We need to get up there."
"Allow me," said Thorn, lowering himself down to the ground in front of the cliff. Carefully, Thorn positioned himself so two of them could climb up his back and into the small alcove with the chest.
"Don't mind if I do," said Light, flinging himself onto Thorn's back.
"But I do," said Thorn, shifting his shoulder ever so slightly so Light fell back to the ground.
"Chell, we made it," called Artemis, appearing at the top of the hill. "Now, how are we…" Before he could finish his sentence, Chell fired a portal at the roof of the alcove, and another just below Artemis's feet. "WHOA!" Artemis fell through the ground, and landed on top of the chest. "That was convenient." Artemis opened the chest and examined the treasure. "Are you kidding? These are just over sized chocolate coins."
"Hey, I never said it was valuable treasure," announced Don over a PA system. "Now pick one and get back here."
Artemis shrugged and grabbed a coin, before starting to climb back out through the hole Chell had made for him.
"I need to use this," said Kathryn, pushing Artemis back through the portal and jumping down it herself. She opens the chest and grabs a piece of the treasure. "Light, catch," she calls, throwing it down to him. As Light was about to catch it, he felt someone land on his back and push him back down to the ground.
"Sorry, but we need this," said Arya, snatching the piece before it could hit the ground.
"Light, you're not going to let a little girl humiliate you like that, are you?" demanded Kathryn.
"She has a sword. I think I can live with being humiliated by her," said Light. "Just throw another one."
"Fine, whatever," sighed Kathryn, grabbing another one and throwing it to Light…only for Shaggy to run right past him and grab the piece before he could grab it.
"Like, thanks for the treasure man," said Shaggy, following Noodle back down the hill.
"Okay, just take a piece and go through the portal," said Light. "It'll stop the others from just taking the pieces."
"Best idea you've had all day," said Kathryn, grabbing yet another piece of treasure…only to see Chell grabbing Artemis, firing one end of the portal at the underside of a large tree branch, and the other at the ground outside the cave. Chell jumped down from the cliff, and appeared out from the tree, before continuing down the hill.
"We have a problem," said Kathryn, as more teams began to arrive.
"Okay Dorothy, let's get that treasure," said Eren. "Just…don't freak out when you see this."
"See what?" asked Dorothy, as Eren bit the flesh between his thumb and index finger. Suddenly, a large white smokescreen appeared, and Dorothy felt herself being lifted upwards by a giant hand. "What is going…WHAT IS THAT?!" Where Dorothy's partner had been was now a huge naked monster that seemed to be stuck with some kind of horrifying grin. "E…Eren? Is…is that you?" The monster seemed to acknowledge this question with a nod, as he lifted her up to the top of the cliff.
"Never mind Light, I think I have a way down," said Kathryn, taking off her shirt. She waited until the time was right, then slung her shirt over Eren's giant outstretched arm, riding her way down. Eren tried to swat at her, but it was difficult to do anything without accidentally dropping Dorothy, and soon Kathryn had made it back down.
"Here we are Ly…ra…" said Kouta, almost immediately noticing Kathryn topless as he arrived. Kouta stumbled a bit as his nose began to spurt blood at an alarming rate.
"Kouta? Are you okay?" asked Lyra, scared for her teammate.
"I'm fine," said Kouta, in a voice that hinted he was not fine. "Pan, go get us some treasure please."
"Are you sure you're okay?" asked Pan, as Kouta collapsed on the ground. "Kouta?"
"Quick, get the treasure," said Lyra. "Then we'll take him back down the hill to get some help."
"Not sure that should be a priority, but okay," said Pan, turning into a hawk and flying up to the chest.
"I thought your dæmon couldn't get too far away from you," said Annabeth, just arriving with Peter, who'd already slung himself up the cliff.
"Normally they can't," said Lyra. "But after a trip into the Land of the Dead, I can travel as far away from Pan as I want."
"Jeez, I thought I was special for having been to hell and back," said Annabeth. "Turns out everyone has been to the afterlife before they died."
"Awful place, I know," said Edward, just arriving. "At least, I think it was the afterlife. Everything was white and it had a guy named The Truth in front of a big gate."
"That's…not even close to what me and Percy had," said Annabeth, as Peter landed next to her.
"Got it Ann, let's go," said Peter, running down the hill.
"You do not call me that, not even my boyfriend would dare call me that," said Annabeth, chasing after him.
"Lyra, he's still not moving," said Pan, coming back with a piece of treasure. "How are we going to move him?"
"Can't Pan just turn into, like, a horse or something?" asked Nora. "Then you could…"
"Nora, do you know what having someone else touch your dæmon is like?" asked Lyra, in a tone that sounded too serious for a twelve year old. "It's the most intimate place a person can touch another person."
"I would have thought that was the…" started Nora, as Edward started dragging her away.
"That's enough out of you," said Edward, who then clapped his hands and slammed them into the ground. There was a flash of light, then a pillar of earth around the two of them rose into the air.
"Well, I mean, it's mostly downhill, right?" asked Lyra, looking at the hill they had to get down.
"Lyra, are you planning to…" started Pan, as Lyra kicked Kouta a couple of times, before he started rolling down the hill. "Yep, you are."
Meanwhile, more contestants were finding their way to the halfway point…
"We're here now," said Draco. "Are you happy?"
"Your wizarding is more impressive than some of the others I've seen," said Tiffany.
"Thank you," said Draco.
"But we're still one of the last teams here," said Tiffany.
"I'll fix that," said Draco, pointing his wand at the chest. "ACCIO CHEST!"
"I don't think that's…" started Tiffany, who jumped back right before the treasure chest zoomed straight into Draco, knocking him over.
"Hey Faith, look, the chest is on the ground now," said Gary, quickly grabbing a piece out of it.
"Oh no you don't," said Finn, bumping him out of the way as he grabbed the piece for himself. "Katniss, let's go."
"Get back here," said Faith, grabbing Gary and another piece of treasure.
"Easiest thing I've ever stolen," said Zidane, grabbing a piece and throwing it to Max. "Keep it safe, okay?"
"Right," said Max, flying into the sky. Before she could get far though, a pink blur shot past her. "What the hell?"
"Hand over the piece, and nobody gets hurt," said Blossom, yo-yos in hand.
"Or what? You're going to 'Walk the Dog' at me?" said Max, tucking the piece into a pocket so she could use both hands to fight.
"You asked for it," said Blossom, flying at the bird kid. Max waited until Blossom was fairly close, then immediately flew straight up. "What the…" started Blossom, as Max flew straight down at her.
"I'm much faster than you," said Max, now behind her. "Are you ready to feel the wrath of…what's with the birds?"
"I may not be able to fly," called Alice from the ground. "But Ash was kind enough to tell his Pokémon to obey me too, so now you're in trouble. Swellow, Quick Attack. Staraptor, Aerial Ace." On command, Swellow flew straight into Max's chest, knocking her back a bit, while Staraptor did something similar with Blossom. Blossom tried to dodge, but Staraptor seemed to account for that and was struck in the arm. "Now, give me the piece and I'll…"
"Uh, guys?" called Marty. "There's still plenty of treasure left for all of us."
"Yeah, no need to really get into a fight over it yet," said Ash.
"Oh…" said Alice. "Well in that case…" Without another word, Alice darted over to the chest, grabbed a piece of treasure, then grabbed Ash as she left.
"Hey, get back here," called Blossom, flying after them.
"Ah, Blossom? I already got a piece. You don't need to take theirs," called Marty, following her.
"Draco, have you learned your lesson yet?" asked Tiffany, who watched the whole scene unfold patiently while the treasure chest was crushing Draco.
"Why…haven't you…grabbed a piece yet?" wheezed Draco.
"Because this competition means nothing to me," said Tiffany. "Sure, it's a bit of fun to compete against some friends, but…"
"WHAT?!" yelled Draco, pushing the treasure chest off of him. "Do you know how much money's up for grabs? Does it mean nothing to you?"
"Honestly, no," said Tiffany. "My family's pretty well off, so we don't need money. And as a witch, no-one's going to do anything to get on my bad side, so money's really only a bonus for me."
Draco glared at her, before snatching a piece of treasure and storming off down the hill. "Come on then," he snarled. "Or are you too good to do this too?" Tiffany followed him, smiling behind his back.
Confession Cam: Tiffany
"I knew after Draco got hit by the treasure chest that he'd be hurt. Probably has a few broken ribs at least. BUT, I also knew that if I said that money's not important, he'd forget his injuries and finish the challenge. We don't have time for him to be hurt right now, so it's the best way to get him down that hill. We'll worry about it then."
"There's the chest," called Gray, running over to it. "You'd think they'd put it somewhere hard to get, like that alcove up there."
"Who cares? Let's get the piece and…" started Saeko, as a ball of fire landed in front of her.
"Not so fast," said Zuko, coming out from the trees with Elsa. "We're getting the last piece, and that's that."
"You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, hands," said Gray, cracking his knuckles.
"Gladly," said Zuko, getting ready for a fight. "Just as soon as you put some pants on."
"What, again?" asked Gray, looking down, only to find that… "Hey, I'm already wearing…" As soon as he realised what had happened, he ducked down, barely avoiding a fireball flying at him. "Okay, let's do this." Gray threw himself at Zuko, already summoning some ice.
"Did they actually check the chest?" asked Elsa, standing over the open box.
Saeko came over and had a look for herself. "Um, guys?" she said. "There are still a couple of pieces in here."
Zuko and Gray (who were at each other's throats) suddenly stopped their fight. "You got lucky," said Gray, pushing Zuko off of him. "Next time, you're a popsicle."
"Not if I don't barbecue you first," said Zuko, storming away from the ice wizard.
Meanwhile, at the finish line…
"And here comes Alice and Ash, looking like getting the first place," said Don. "And…wait, what's that?" As Don was talking, a blue hole appeared right in front of the finish line, and Chell and Artemis fell through it. Chell leaned forward while still in the air, and managed to land over the finish line, Artemis in hand. "Okay, I guess the mute and the boy genius win."
"Actually, the boy genius would be Jimmy Neutron," said Artemis. "I'm more like the boy mastermind."
"Whatever kid, you and Silent but Deadly won," said Don. "Here's your prize." Don reached into his pocket and gave Artemis a bunch of crumpled up papers.
"These just say 'Skip' on them," said Artemis. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"You'll find out in the next episode," said Don. "Now, who else is here?"
"Me and Ash," said Alice. "As well as all those guys." Alice waved her hand and the large group of contestants who had now finished.
"Kieran got bored of writing this chapter," said Patrick.
"The questions is, who's not back yet?" asked Raven.
"Let's see…" started Hit-Girl. "Draco and Tiffany aren't back yet."
"Neither are Gray and Saeko," said Bart.
"Hold on, that only accounts for twenty three teams," said Rogue.
"So, where are…" started Jake, who was cut off as the camera cut to the two named teams running towards the finish line.
"We're nearly there," called Gray. "We must be the last two teams."
"And too bad for you, you'll be the LAST of those two," said Draco, pulling ahead of the other two.
"Draco, bragging like that will be what costs us the win," said Tiffany.
"Oh, come on. What could happen…" started Draco, as he suddenly tripped over a tree root, dropping the piece of treasure.
"I knew if we waited long enough someone would trip over that," said Wallace, picking it up. "Come on Haruhi."
"I refuse to believe that worked," said Haruhi, following Wallace across the finish line.
"NO!" yelled Draco, then saw Gray and Saeko closing in on the finish line. Draco noticed Saeko was the one carrying the treasure. "I can fix this," said Draco, pulling out his wand and pointing it at Saeko. "ACCIO!"
Gray saw Draco casting the spell, and immediately ran to Saeko's aid. "NOO!" he cried, knocking Saeko down and taking the blow from the spell for himself. Something flew off Gray, but he was unhurt. "Come on," said Gray, gathering Saeko up and carrying her across the finish line.
"DAMNIT!" screamed Draco, bashing his hands into the ground. One of his fists struck something that didn't feel like dirt, and for the first time he actually saw what he stole off Gray. "Eww…"
"Yeah, Gray? You mind putting your pants back on?" asked Don.
"Nah, I just want Draco to bask in the glory of my junk," said Gray. "Bask in it, loser."
"Fuck off," said Draco, throwing Gray's pants at the ice wizard.
"Guess we're gone then?" asked Tiffany.
"I'm afraid so," said Don, as the Lame-o-sine pulled up next to them. "To be fair though, you've already won once, so…"
"Not on Ao3 I haven't," said Tiffany. "But I guess I shouldn't be too greedy."
"But…but…I haven't won yet," said Draco. "You mean to tell me I don't get to win because she already did?"
"Not my problem," said Don, opening the door of the Lame-o-sine. "Now, you two need to go, while we try and find some replacement blood for Kouta."
"He's Type AB, so it doesn't matter who does it," said Lyra.
"Well in that case, I may as well do it," said Sabriel, rolling up her sleeve.
"Excellent," said Don, knocking on the roof of the Lame-o-sine as soon as Draco and Tiffany were in. "Who's time on this show is about to be up? Find out not next time, but the time after that, on Total Drama Couples. Because we're doing Aftermath again. Because Kieran wants to include Ridonculous Race characters. Well, see you eventually."
