It was the long weekend and the gang decided that we were going to head out to Hinata's beach house. Gaara and I decided to take my motorcycle.
"There's my baby." I say lovingly, pointing towards my motorcycle.
He nods and walks over to the bike.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I say as moves to sit in the front. "My motorcycle, I drive."
"I am not riding in the back, it's degrading." He says.
"Too bad. Here, wear a helmet."
"I am not wearing a helmet."
"Trust me love, you'll want one once we get on the road."
He glares and moves to the back seat.
I hope on the bike and put on my helmet.
"You're gonna need to hold on." I say.
"Too what?"
"My waist of course."
"...no."
"Do you see anything else to hold on to?"
He reluctantly wraps his arms around my waist.
I rev the engine and screech out of the driveway. I feel him tighten his grip on my waist and I smirk.
I speed up and start weaving through the cars.
"You're fucking crazy!" Gaara says.
"Hah, this is nothing." I reply.
He stays silent probably too scared to say anything, i'll have to taunt him about it later.
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Mattie and Gaara finally got to the beach house after an hour or so of driving. As soon as Mattie stopped the motorcycle Gaara quickly got off. He was obviously embarrassed by being on the back, but poor Gaara, his torture didn't end because Naruto came tearing out of the house laughing.
"Hahahaha Gaara! Were you just sitting on the back, you know that that's the bitch seat right? The girl is supposed to sit there."
Mattie whipped her head around to glare at Naruto. "Excuse me? You calling me a bitch?" she says.
"Huh? No, no, no! It's just-." Naruto started but Mattie couldn't keep a straight face when Naruto looked so frightened.
"Just kidding." Mattie says. "Anyway, let me tell you about the ride and how Gaara was so scared."
"I wasn't scared."
"Sure you weren't." Naruto says with a know-it-all grin on his face.
Gaara glares at us and crosses his arms.
"Awe, don't pout Mr. Grumpy pants! Or should I say Mr. Scardy pants?" Mattie chuckled at her lame pun.
Gaara ignored his two giggling friends and walked passed them into the house. After the clowns calmed down a bit, they went in after him.
"Mattie!"
"Tenten?"
"You came!"
"No, I didn't, I'm just a figment of your imagination." Mattie says sarcastically. Tenten hit her.
"Don't be stupid, if this was my imagination, you would be in a dorky outfit."
"Hey! That's not cool!" Mattie said crossly.
"You'll get over it."
"Maybe, but I don't think Gaara is ever going to get over the motorcycle ride here."
"Really? What happened?"
Mattie told Tenten all about it but had to restart a couple times because more people came to hear. Gaara refused to talk to anyone because he was so embarrassed.
'Poor Gaara. He'll get over it. Maybe. Ok, I should probably say sorry.' Mattie thought.
Mattie walked over to where Gaara is sitting, being a brooding prick, and sat beside him.
"Sorry Gaara, I didn't mean to get you upset, I was just messing with you." Mattie said sincerely.
He looks up and glares. "You're not forgiven." He says coolly.
Mattie gaped at him. "Come on, I apologized! I never apologize!"
"Hmph."
"Fine, what can I do to make it up to you?"
He thinks for a bit while Mattie starts to get impatient.
"Well?"
"Hey! Mattie, Gaara, What are you doing over there? Come over here!" Naruto yells.
"Coming." Mattie says.
Mattie forcibly brought Gaara over to the others.
"All right, so who is going to start?" Ten ten asked.
"Start what?" Mattie asked suspiciously.
"The first prank phone call. Duh." Naruto said.
"I'll go first!" Kiba said as he grabbed the phone from Ten ten. He dialed in a random number and quickly put it on speaker. I rang three times before a lady answered.
"Ello?" she said
"Hi, I'm calling about your subscription to our magazine 'big dicks'" Kiba said in a manly voice.
"Eh? I did not subscribe to such a sing." The lady said in a rich accent.
We all laughed quietly. "But it says here that you ordered our newest issue. 'The biggest Dick' and your male model was supposed to come with it."
"Zat ees absurd." She said "I am 'anging up." And she hung up.
We all burst out laughing and couldn't stop. Tenten was able to stop long enough to say "Kiba should try that on another person!"
"I Agree!" Mattie and Naruto said.
"Okay, here goes." Kiba said and dialed another random number. Thankfully another lady answered the phone.
"Hello, I am calling about your subscription to 'Big Dicks'" Kiba said
"About time, when is it coming?" the lady said, all of their eyes widened. They hadn't expected that.
"Uh…" Kiba said and hung up the phone. They all stared at the phone and started laughing.
"All right, what now?" Naruto asked.
"I'm hungry." Gaara said. It was the first time he'd spoken in a long time.
"W-we could o-order some p-pizza?" Hinata said/asked.
"I will go and order for us, what kind of pizzas?" Neji said.
"Cheese"
"Pepperoni"
"Pepperoni and bacon"
"Hawaiian"
"All right." Neji said and left to order the pizza.
"Hey, why don't we play a little truth or dare?" Mattie suggested.
"T-that sounds like f-fun." Hinata said.
"Ok, I'll start!" Naruto said grinning foxily. "Hmm…Gaara, you haven't said or done much yet so, TRUTH OR DARE?"
Gaara glared at Naruto and said "truth"
"BOO! WUSSY!" Mattie said, earning herself a glare.
"Hmm… a truth huh? Lets start with the classic, how far have you gotten with a girl, or guy for that matter."
"second base."
"OO really? Guy or girl? Who? When!" Mattie and Tenten said bombarding him with questions.
"Hey, only one question!" Kiba said. "Gaara, it's your turn dude. Pick someone."
"Mattie. Truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to punch Naruto in the face."
"WHAT? WHY!" Naruto yelled.
"For earlier today." Gaara said.
"But-." Naruto was cut short by Mattie's fist connecting with his face.
"All right, my turn! Tenten! Truth or dare?" Mattie said getting slightly hyped.
"Um…dare?" Tenten said.
"I dare you to go and kick Neji in the pants right now, before he comes back!" Mattie said.
"Do I have to?"
"Well, you could always take a CHICKEN!"
Tenten sighed. "Fine." She got up and walked around the corner. There was a second of talking then a loud "OOMF" and a thud. Telling us all what had happened. When Tenten turned the corner she looked really embarrassed yet happy.
"Well, didn't that make you fell all warm and fuzzy?" Mattie asked.
"Yeah, in a cruel sort of way." They laughed.
Neji limped into the room. "What the fuck was that for?" That one comment caused another wave of laughter.
Mattie calmed down enough to say "when is the pizza coming?"
"In about half an hour." Neji replied, gingerly placing himself on the sofa. "Whose idea was it to get Tenten to do such a thing?"
Everyone pointed at Mattie and Mattie waved her hands frantically in front of herself.
"You're dead."
