"So you two ladies come here often?" Stated the very oily looking man, with bad hair.

Sam and Vala pulled their heads back and without hesitation. "NO."

"Good." The uninvited made slid into the booth with Sam and Vala, closer to Vala.

"Excuse me; we have some friends joining us." Said Sam.

"Oh, well I guess that means more for me." Heh, heh, heh.

"Oh, there will be more of a lot of stuff for you." Vala gleamed. "So before you're beaten to a pulp, what your name? We want to be able to notify your next of kin.

"Ewww, feisty. I like that in my women."

"Your women?" Oh no you didn't.

Vala put a reassuring hand on Sam. "Now Sam, let the man finish. After all, it's his funeral.

"Sam huh, well what's your name, dark and gorgeous?"

"Vala, that's V...A... L… A..." We still don't know yours."

"It's Robert, but you can call me Bob." Wink, wink.

"Man, who would of thunk, Bob. Well Bob, as we said, we're not alone. And feisty, you have no idea.

"Now Sam, I bet that's short for Sammy. Don't be so hasty. I'm considered quite the catch around this club."

"Can we throw you back? And Sam is not short for Sammy."

"No matter Sam, I think Vala and I hit it off right away."

"Oh, you better believe about the hitting part."

"Ohhh, Vala you just light my fires. I have a couple of friends over there, who would like to join us. A foursome or fifthsome. We love the ladies and you two are just right up our valley of love."

"Do you actually say that to women on purpose?" Asked Sam, already annoyed.

"Oh, ladies have said a lot of things when we, you know, make it to my pad. What do you say ladies? Can my buddies join us?"

"Ohh, let me think' Sam looked upwards. "Hmm; no."

"Now I bet when you see them, you'll just be dying to let them buy you a drink. I see you like the Margarita's, seniorita's." Wink, wink.

Vala pulled back from Bob's embrace. "Is something in your eye there Bob? Or do you have an affliction?

"Oh you ladies are good. My friends would love you. My friends share a pad with me and we just have lots of rooms. If you get my drift."

"Oh, you'll be more than drifting in a few moments." Sam looked towards Vala and winked.

"Vala I think we have Bob, all wrong here. Maybe it would be a challenge to invite his friends over and see what's so special about them."

"Huh? What……………..oh, oh, yes, we ladies are so new to this establishment. I bet if your friends join us, they will see stars."

"Now you're talking ladies." Bob waved over two more men.

"Well Bob, score one for you. We made a bet and guess who won."

"So Bob, introduce us. Said one of Bob's friends. " Wink, wink.

"I see that all of you have the same affliction as Bob. We'll I'm Vala and this is my good friend Sam. Let me guess; you guys just had to meet us and Bob here is the go in and get them type and you guys just follow him like a puppy dog?"

"Oh, Bob is an old dog at this. We bet he couldn't get you girls to……..uh, give him the time of day. We always lose, but Bob is the master. He can get anyone………………I mean he has a way with women."

Both Vala and Sam said in Unison. "I BET HE DOES."

All three men looked at each other strangely and shrugged it off.

"Well ladies let me introduce you to my friends. It's only polite since you've already introduced yourselves. The tall one is Mike and the other one is Bret."

"Ohhhh, I would have never guessed. Vala; would you have guessed this would be Mike and Bret? So original."

"No Sam, I would not. I'm getting goose bumps all over. I mean big goose bumps."

"So now that we've done our introductions ladies. Why don't we leave this place and go somewhere private?" Said Bob practically salivating.

"Well, Bob, like Vala said, we have friends that probably will be joining us."

"Oh, said Mike. Another lady such as yourself?"

"Oh, yes, and she loves playing Doctor." Smiled Vala batting her eyes at the 3 men.

"Bob, you've hit the jackpot. And what do you ladies like playing? Asked Bret. Wink, wink.

Sam and Vala just smiled at each other. "Oh, we love to play soldier girls. We have green uniforms and patches. And we love to get a little rough, when we have to."

All three men looked at each other as if they found the crown jewels.

"So you like to play rough do ya ladies? Well I like to play soldier boy and tie you up and ravish you all day. I bet you love playing the damsel in distress huh Blondie? Stated Mike.

Vala sputtered her drink.

"Oh, I love to tie you up alright." Sam was smiling an evil smile only Vala noticed.

"Well let's blow this joint as soon as your friend joins us. I can't wait to be her patient." Said Bret, who was now blowing in Sam's ear.

"Whew, why your breath is so heavenly." Said Sam.

"We would like another round of Margarita's boys. Green for Sam and Pink for me. I don't think we can wait. Our friends will be joining us soon enough. Now scoot; the quicker we can get drinks the better off we'll be."

All three men quickly sat up and moved towards the bar, all three winking as they left.

"Oh, you're are so bad Vala; I knew I liked you from the start."

"Well you weren't so bad yourself. How long do you think Cam and Teal'c will wait after seeing that display?"

"Well, I think they are waiting for a signal. From what I could see, Teal'c was enjoying the show and Cam and Carolyn were just confused. "

"Well…………….klink. Round two coming up Sam. I wonder how they will react if I told them I like wearing leather?"

Snicker, snicker, snicker.

TBC