Nagisa, Assassin with a mouth

Plot: The one thing Nagisa had to remember his father were Deadpool comics. After his friends are kidnapped, the blow to his head reawakens his memories of these comics, and now that he has some assassin skills….OC! Nagisa & Kayano, maybe a harem….Will take ideas. Co-writing welcome!

Me: Just saw the Deadpool movie twice in the last week…It was GLORIOUS!

Deadpool: I know right?

Me: Just one problem

Deadpool: …What's that?

Me: Just a nit-pick…when did you get your swords back after you cut off your hand?

Deadpool: ….Shut up and tell the story.

Me: HA! Victory!

Deadpool: Enjoy while you can, you prick!

Mrotrax: Oh, I will!

Deadpool: Well, why don't you explain why the chapter you promised ain't up?

Mrotrax: ….Damn it, you win.

Deadpool: Always do.

Mrotrax: I know most readers are probably chomping at the bid to see the Asanos get the rest of their comeuppance, along with the first appearance of Taskmaster, and believe me when I say I was too. But I got hit with a serious case of writer's block for that chapter, and desperate to put something up, decided to push it back. If you have suggestions for how that chapter should proceed, please leave them in a review or PM. On the other hand, the shippers have been looking forward to this chapter, and it doesn't really affect the overall timeline I had in mind, so….

Deadpool: On that topic (Points to title) Really? That's the best chapter title you could think of?

Mrotrax: Hey, your movie got the song stuck in my head. BTW, it'll come back in the grand finale. Besides, you didn't hijack the title, so no room to complain.

Deadpool: If you write it, the readers will have to wait years for the ending

Mrotrax: Hey! I've gotten better!

Deadpool: Yeah right….

Mrotrax: Can I tell the story? We've already spent a whole page talking.

Deadpool: Okay, you can start.

Mrotrax: Thank you. I don't own Assassination Classroom or Deadpool. Read and Review!

Deadpool: Or don't, cause I might!

Chapter 5: Nagisa's Date with his Inspiration, Finding a calling

"What the heck happened to you?!" Karma and Sugino asked their friend when he came to class with a puffed cheek and black eye on Friday.

"Apparently, Luke and Wade don't believe in holding back." Nagisa explained, recalling his training session with Deadpool and the man who formerly went by the title of Power-man.

It had seemed like a simple lesson at first; draw your swords, make contact with the enemy's, then practice a basic kata of deflection and stabbing. Then Wade had hollered for Luke to jump in, forcing Nagisa on the defensive.

"And Luke lives up to the title of Power man, before anybody asks." Nagisa sighed as he chugged some water.

"Nagisa, if you want, we can take a rain check on the pudding tomorrow…." Kayano suggested, only for Nagisa to raise his hand in defience.

"In the words of the black knight; 'tis but a scratch,' I'll be fine for tomorrow."

"Oooh, hot date?" Rio teased, making everyone else go oooo.

"Hey come on, guys." Karma said. "Need I remind you all who took down those punks by himself?"

"Thanks Kar." Nagisa smiled.

"I expect the details on Monday." He whispered into his best friend's ear.

"Aww, a supportive friend." Yazuki cooed before sighing. "Just like in My Love Story! Now if only Naruto had had one…"

"Yazuki, I thought we all agreed not to speak of those!" Koro-Sensei suddenly said, panic in his tone. "Remember what happened on Wedsnday?"

Two days after Chapter 2

"My name is Danny Rand, but I also go by the name of Iron Fist. For the next couple of days, I'll be taking over as gym teacher…"

"THANK KAMI!" The class hollered.

"I ain't that bad!" Logan had hissed as he watched with Karasama. "Am I?'

"They're kids." The Japanese former Special Forces operative had shrugged.

"…anyway." Danny sighed. "Wade over there…."

"YODELEY HE WHO!" Deadpool yodeled from atop the building with Koro-Sensei, dressed in Swiss clothes.

"…has told me that one of you has unlocked a special energy within. An energy usually reserved for extraordinary martial artisits or spiritually aware people. However, before I can teach you how to channel it, I must teach you the pure form of that energy. Does anyone know what that energy I'm talking about?"

"Chi?" Yada asked.

"Excellent!" Danny beamed, grateful that at least a few knew what he used. "Okay, ground rules…."

"Don't you mean chakra?"

A hush fell over the crowd. Danny just turned slowly and starred at Terasaka.

"…what?" The bully asked. "You going to Hiryu Shoten ha…?"

The bully was sent flying out the roof.

"RULE NUMBER 1!" Danny roared. "If ANY of you so much as reference those insults to Chi-users….I'll KILL-HAUL your ass from here to New York! Is that clear!?"

"I'm sorry, what is he talking about?" Yazuki asked.

"Ranma ½ and Naruto."

"Grrrr!"

"No, wait! I was just explain…."

"SHORYUKEN!" Deadpool shouted for Iron-Fist as the unfortunate student was sent flying.

"Heh. It's the little things." Karma smiled impishly, high-fiving Nagisa and Yazuki

Present day

"Aw, the memories…" Karma sighed.

"Well class, I have good news." Koro-sensei smiled. "Starting on Monday, we'll no longer have to hold classes in this building, and we're ahead of all subjects. Wade, if you would do the honours?"

The Merc with a mouth stepped forward, cleared his throat and then shouted:

"ALL-DAY PARTY!"

Music suddenly burst from somewhere, and the kids, teachers and insane mercenary began dancing their hearts out.

"Should we?" Nightcrawler asked Cyclops, who paused in reflection.

"Aw, what the hell?" He mused. "I mean, even the professor's busting a move."

"Don't ever say that again bub, it sounds wrong coming out of you." Wolverine said. "Though I gotta admit, for a fella in a wheelchair, Charles got some moves."

Xaiver was simply wheeling back and forth to the music, a relaxed smile on his face.

Meanwhile, the people in the main building heard the music, but kept their mouths shut in lieu of all the auditors in their presences.

XXXX

Suddenly, it was Saturday: the day of Nagisa's date with Kayano.

He'd stayed the night with Koro-Sensei in the schoolhouse for two interconnected reasons: His body still hadn't fully adjusted to the rapid changes in time zones going back and forth between Japan and America, and as fast as fast as the Blackbird was, he didn't want to risk being late for his first date.

This didn't stop Wade from squeezing one more sparring session in before retruning to New York; and the merc with a mouth once again held nothing back in training his student. Nagisa had collapsed on his desk in complete exhaustion

He had been afraid of oversleeping, forgetting what a diligent teacher Koro-Sensei was.

"Wakey wakey, Nagisa." The yellow octopus ha smiled, offering his student a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice. "Faint hearts never won fair lady and all that."

Taking the juice and strechting Nagisa found himself unprepared for what happened next: Koro-sensei, using his speed, brush and flossed his student's teeth, fixed up his hair and nails, massaged his shoulders and slipped him into a smooth looking suit-hoodie and dress shirts.

"Lokking good, if I do say so myself." Koro-Sensei smiled, then tucking something into Nagisa's hands; a bounquet of flowers.

"Um, are these from the gar…?"

"No!" Koro-sensei hollered. "When are you going to let that go?"

Nagisa simply smiled and began the long trek to Kayano's apartment.

Once the blue haired boy was out of the school's property, Koro-Sensei whipped out a cellphone with Deadpool's mask on it.

"Execute operation-Nagkay."

XXX

"Okay, just be cool Nagisa." He told himself as the door suddenly opened. "Everything's fine, just have a good time with the girl you can't get out of your heaa…."

Nagisa's jaw dropped as he dragged the 'a' in his speech; Kayano had opted to wear a sleeveless green dress and red scarf. She'd let her hair down as well, with waves of green cascading from her crown.

"So, how do I look?" Kayano asked coyly. "Figured I'd try something different."

"….awesome." Nagisa finally said, straightening his form and offering Kayano his arm. "Shall we go fill ourselves with delicious pudding?"

Kayano giggled and took Nagisa's arm, beginning the trek to the pudding restaurant. They didn't notice several figures following and watching them.

"So, what did you last night?" Nagisa asked.

Kayano shrugged.

"Just watched some movies. You?"

"Got my butt handed to me by Wade-sensei. Almost slept in recovering. Thank goodness sensei was there."

The two smiled.

"He's pretty good, isn't he?" The green haired girl smiled.

"Best teacher I've ever had." Her date smiled, noticing a change in her demeanour. "So….what's on your mind?"

Kayano looked down at the ground.

"I just…remembered my sister. She was a teacher too, you know. Kind of an airhead sometimes, but she loved…."

"All her students." Nagisa smiled. "I know. She was my teacher. Ms. Yukimura."

The two stopped walking, and Kayano tensed, letting go of Nagisa's arm.

"How long have you known?"

"Since Wade and Vanessa took me in." Nagisa admitted. "He's told me a couple of spoilers….but not everything, Akari. I've also seen a couple of your movies."

"What do you know?" Akari frowned.

"That your sister was engaged to a real scumbag of a scientist and died in Koro-Sensei's arms after an experiment said scumbag was behind went wrong." Nagisa answered. "That's all."

"That and the tentacles on her neck." He added under his breath, glancing to the author.

Nagisa…

"Hey, when are you going to write that lemon with me and Kayano with her tentacles? I don't see anything on !"

Who said I had to write anything like that? I didn't, that for sure. Though in all honesty, I'm considering it. Besides, this story is nowhere near any point where I could…

"Who said it had to be for this story?" Nagisa smiled. "Just write a what-if story."

Hm. An intriguing possibility. Tell you what; you behave for the rest of this chapter and once I update MMY, BB and LGE, I'll post something.

"Okay, I'll take it. Please get back to the story."

Thanks.

"Then you know everything." Akari said, clutching her hand. "That I…"

"Used me?" Nagisa smiled. "Yeah maybe, but I should thank you. If you hadn't become my friend while Karma was gone, I'd never had the reason to go Deadpool and save you Kanzaki…Though knowing what I do about you now, I'm sure you could've gotten out by yourself?"

This took Akari/Kayano for a spin. Her red herring….was okay with that.

"Don't you get it, I faked everything!" She snapped. "The friendships, the crush on sensei moments…"

"No you didn't." Nagisa smiled. "If you were really faking all of that, you would've left before now and left me alone. Come on, try to deny that."

The green haired girl couldn't.

"Spend time with a psychopath mom and worship an insane mercenary." Nagisa shrugged, as if reading her mind. "You pick up a thing or two on psychology."

The girl looked like she was about to burst into tears. Seeing this, the boy's face took on a concerned look and he slowly walked over to her.

"Kayano, I mean Akari?" Nagisa asked. "C-can I hug you?"

The girl whimpered and nodded, letting the boy take her into a kind embrace. Nagisa let her wail in pent up sadness and rage…along with some relief.

"Please don't cry." Nagisa smiled. "Tears don't belong on your pretty face."

Kayano laughed lightly.

"You know, some people would say the things about you."

Nagisa tensed.

"Oh come on, not you too!"

Kayano began laughing, making Nagisa smile and stretching his hand out for a shake.

"I'll help you take sensei down." Nagisa promised. "And, I'll even let you deliver the killing blow. But for now, how about we get to the pudding place, stuff our faces, and have a good time?"

The actress nodded in agreement and slipped her arms around Nagisa's.

"Pudding ho!" They said together and raced towards their destination

A few minutes later, they reached their destination: It was a two floored resteraunt with a dance floor

"Welco…Nagisa?"

The boy turned to see a woman about Irina's age with short brown hair and petite bulid dressed in a waitress outfit.

"Auntie Sekai?" He asked, honestly surprised. "I didn't know you worked here?"

"Work?" Sekai smirked before turning to see who he was with. "I own this place, boyo. My usual waiter is si….Now less about me and more who this jade haired cutie with you is."

"Auntie…" Nagisa blushed.

"I'm Kayano Kaede." The girl smiled. "Nagisa's girlfriend, pending this date goes well."

Sekai smiled at this and turned to her staff

"Alright everybody! Treat these two like royalty, make em fall in love! This is a 'failure is not an option moment!'"

"HAI!" The staff saluted.

"Come on you two." Sekai smiled as she motioned the two over to a table near a window and the dancefloor on the second floor. "Best seat in the house."

She then left them to go over the menus.

"Um, Kayano?" Nagisa asked weakly.

"I meant what I said." She smiled mysteriously. "This date goes well, and NagKay becomes official."

Nagisa's face went red from heat and spotting the bathroom.

"Excuse me for a sec."

XXX

The assassination prodigy of Class-e let out a massive gasp for air and dosed his face in cold water. He then glared at his reflection

"Come on Nagisa!" He told himself. "Man up! Prove you don't have to drop your shirt or pants! This is about Kayano."

He looked at his reflection steeling his eyes.

"You took down a gang of thugs for her. She's the first person to treat you decently aside from dad and Karma. You can make this afternoon one of the greatest of her life, as well as yours. For crying out loud, you'll be your idol's adopted son soon enough! You stopped being a pansy the second that punk hit you!"

His confidence began to refill his form. With a smile, he pulled on his hoodie like a suit, did a slight spin and pointed to the reflection.

"Now get out there and show why you and her are your series' OTP!"

"Dang Skippy!"

A few second passed before Nagisa finally asked.

"…Wade-sensei? Karma? Are you spying on me?"

"….."

"….No."

"Then why are you here?"

"Oh you know," Wade said weakly. "I happened to be the neighborhood, heard this was a great pudding place, never been to a pudding place, and figured I'd give it a try…"

"I for one, just wanted to make sure your date goes smoothly." Karma admitted.

"Karma…" Nagisa sighed, honestly grateful his buddy cared, but wishing he'd been left alone as well.

"What? You got to admit Nagi-chan, you and Kayano make a cute couple." Another voice added. One Nagisa recognized, along with several murmuring voices.

"Rio. Is the whole class with you?"

"Yep, and me too!" Bitch sensei said.

"How are you all fitting up there?" Nagisa asked

"Fanfic physics." Deadpool explained. "So, any problems, Nagi-boy?"

"Not until now."

"Oh don't worry about us!" Sugino added.

"Yeah, just pretend we're not here. "Maehara said.

"And have a nice time!" Kanazki, Katatoka and Yada added.

"Though we are if you need us…" Koutarou smirked perversely.

"For anything…" Okajima finished.

"GO AWAY!" Nagisa roared, scaring everyone in the bathroom.

"Okay, Captain Killjoy!" Deadpool huffed. The others started shuffling out. "Huh. Captain Killjoy. That's a good song title."

(AN: It actually is a song title, though I've never heard it)

"Enjoy your pudding, buddy!" Karma said. "And mean that both literally and figurative…"

"Karma! One more word and that poem you wrote about Okuda goes viral!"

He didn't hear anything after that.

XXX

"Man, I can't believe he kicked us out! We were bonding!" Wade whined as the class ate noodles at Muramatsu's family's restaurant, the parents weeping with joy at the abundance of customers. "And jeez, these noodles suck! I should know! I once adopted Naruto and practically lived at Ichiraku's! Mmmmmm, those were good noodles. And being paired with Kurenai certainly didn't hurt."

(AN: Shout out to Mr. Alaska's Son of Mercenary, check it out if you haven't)

Terasaka, intrigued by this, began asking questions.

"He was a cute kid." Deadpool answered honestly. "Makes a cute battle couple with Hinata. And me and Kurenai had a baby…but then it just sort of left when I was reprimanding the ANBU of never showing up until it was too late. Must be on hiatus or something."

"Sensei?" Kanzaki asked. "Do you really think Nagisa and Kayano will be okay?"

Koro-sensei, downing more bowls of ramen than even Naruto could ever hope to put away, took a quick break from his meal, paused and reflected.

"I think they'll do just fine."

Meanwhile, Okuda was working up the courage to ask Karma something.

"Um…K-Karma?"

"Yeah, Manami?" The redhead smiled smoothly, making the bespecled chemist blush.

"W-what did Nagisa mean when he said you wrote a poem about me?"

Karma's smile turned to a sweet and he pulled a sheet of paper from his pocket, unwrinkling it and showing it to Okuda. The girls and Irina all swarmed over the poor girls shoulder to read Karma's note, making all go silent for the longest time…

"Oh my!" Irina said before fainting.

A hush fell over the restaurant.

"I need to go brush…my teeth." Rio said.

"Me too." Yada said.

"I need to clean up my hair." Kurashi weakly added.

"Yeah me too." Hazama followed.

"And I need to….um….powder my nose!" Hayami blushed.

"Wait for me!" Kataoka gasped. Before leaving, she turned to Okuda and said; "You lucky girl."

With most of the girls gone, Okuda was left alone with the redhead badboy and the other boys. What she did next shocked everyone to their dying day:

She grabbed Karma by the collar of his shirt, pulled him in for a deep kiss and then, when they'd paused to breathe, asked weakly

"W-would you to make some prank bombs?"

Karma smiled and took Okuda into his arms, walking out of the restaurant

"See you on Monday chief! Be ready for a slew of new bombs!"

"I look forward to it!" Koro-Sensei smiled, then going back to his meal.

"..You realise he stuck you and me with his bill, right?" Deadpool mused.

Koro-Sensei stopped eating and saw the bill.

"DAMN YOU KARMA!"

The boys burst out into laughter.

XXX

"Sorry about that." Nagisa smiled as he sat back down. "Have you decided what to order?"

"I'm going to go with the rainbow platter; a bit of everything with fruit."

"Guess I'll try that too."

The puddings came shortly after, along with two pots of coffee. The two fleding assassins found themselves relaxing and having a good time until….

"Well lookie here."

It was Tanaka and Takada

"Ah, hello again whoever you are." Nagisa said, not paying any attention to them. "Here for a date as well? You have actually decent taste."

The two blushed and stepped apart a little bit, as if trying to deny Nagisa's comment without saying anything.

"What are you Class-E scumbags doing here?" Takada asked.

"Well, we were enjoying pudding and coffee." Kayano said, only to irk in disgust with Tanaka smiled at her.

"You must be new. Why don't you ditch this loser and come hang with…"

"Pathetic nobodies literally one mark away from being losers themselves?" Kayano smiled. "Sorry, but I happen to like cute losers with hairstyles that stick out. Not bullies."

"You know," Nagisa said, taking a sip of his coffee. "The truly mature and sensible person from Class-A would just leave people be. Mmm, good coffee. Gotta ask auntie what brew it is."

"Yeah, I mean, this just proves ow worthless you guys are." Kayano smirked. "This isn't the school, it's a public place. People can come and go as they please, no rules."

"So what? We're still in class A, that means we're better than you bit.." Takada started, only to feel something that was shaped like a knife at his throat.

"Care to finish that?" Nagisa smiled sweetly, but his eyes promising nothing short of pain. "Please. Finish."

"Nagisa, calm down." Kayano smiled, enjoying her swirl pudding. "You're making a scene in your aunt's restaurant."

"Yes Kayano." Nagisa simply twirled his blade and stuffed it into his sleeve while sitting back down into his seat. "If you want, I can tutor you idiots. Seeing as your soon going to be in Class-E."

"What're you…?"

"You didn't hear?" Kayano asked. "With the principal under audit, the whole systems changing. Starting Monday you'll be amoung us."

The two looked at each other and freaked.

"It's actually not that bad." Nagisa mused. "We have teachers who actually give a damn about all of us, fresh air, beautiful scenery…and I'm not just talking about the forest if you know what I'm saying."

"Nagisa!" Kayano playfully swatted his head, a smile on her face.

"I just call it as I see it."

"Stop being happy!" The two said, grabbing the couple. "You want us to kill you?"

The two gonks were then grabbed by an enraged Sekai and thrown out the window into the dumpster below.

"Get lost!" She then turned to the couple. "I'm so sorry about that; how about a free meal to go with those puddings? I know its usual dinner than dessert, but…"

"Thank you auntie." Nagisa smiled, making his aunt sigh, pat him on the head and hug him as she went to place an order.

"I take it she's…" Kayano started.

"On my dad's side, yeah." Nagisa confirmed. "And before you ask, I had no idea she owned this place."

The two finished their puddings and were discussing which ones were the best when:

"You know, something missing…." Nagisa said to himself before getting up.

"Bathroom again?" Kayano asked.

"No, I'm going to check out the jukebox."

Nagisa went over to the jukebox and searched for the song he was looking for.

"Nope…too J-pop, too 50's…Boy band, really? Definitely not…too Mozart…soundtrack of crappy mkvie….author decided on saving that for chapter 10 or 11… there's a Youtube video with this one…What the hay, it'll torture the author."

You wouldn't dare…

He smiled off the page and pressed his selection: I Really Like You and offered Kayano his hand…

NAGISA!

"Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"

That's my boy! Drive 'em loco!

Wade, shut up! I had to listen to this damn song for two straight summers up in the Yukon while cleaning hotel rooms! Do you have any idea what that does to a man's mind?! Even with all the beautiful scenery, tourism and especially in a place with crappy internet reception?!"

Nope. Don't care

Okay! We're doing this part again!

XXXX

Nagisa played his selection; A Thousand Miles. He offered Kayano his hand during the slow build-up of the song and escorted her to the dance floor. Once the song began to pick up, they let their bodies flow into the ryhtum, spinning, embracing and doing whatever they felt like, gaining the attention of others.

Sekai in particular teared at the sight of her happy nephew dancing with a cute girl and looked up yp the sky.

"I wish you could see him now."

The other patrons applauded the young couple as the song came to an end, and they took a bow.

"So, how'd I do?" Nagisa asked, making his date smile sweetly and whisper.

"NagKay is now official." She answered. "Just one question; where'd you learn to dance?"

Nagisa's face turned red.

"Um….I can't really say how in a T-rated fic…"

"Could you allude to it?"

"Wade-sensei and Vanessa-sempai have a….interesting love life which I've been unfortunate to witness."

Kayano irked at that.

"Oh, poor Nagi."

They then laughed and returned to their meal.

XXX

After pudding, the couple managed to catch the early show of the latest Sonic Ninja movie, despite Nagisa having seen it with Karma and Koro-Sensei earlier in the week. They enjoyed it immensely and could honestly say that they were saddened to see the day come to an end.

"I had a great time, Nagisa." Kayano smiled at the door to her apartment. "And I really mean that. This has been the best day I've had in a while."

"I should say thanks too." Nagisa smiled.

Kayano seemed surprised.

"For what?"

"Once again helping me find my way in life." Nagisa smiled. "Remember what I said to those two idiots? Well, it got me thinking during the movie….I've been teaching Danielle Japanese and really like it when she copies what I say, Koro-Sensei and Wade are blast to learn under….I think…"

"You think….?" Kayano asked.

"I'M GOING TO BE A TEACHER!" Nagisa admitted proudly. "I know it'll be tricky, and with assassinating…"

Kayano let out a light giggle.

"I think you'd make a great teacher."

"Thanks aga.."

He was silenced by two round objects on his lips and froze in shock and happiness:

Kayano was kissing him full on the lips.

He closed his eyes and returned the feeling.

They parted for air reluctantly, and the green haired girl smiled as she walked into her apartment.

"See you Monday….Nagi-chan."

"You too…Kaya-chan."

And with that, he'd lept down to the streets (not hurting himself this time) and walked back to the forest to sleep and dream happy thoughts.

Read and review, what'd you think?

Deadpool: I WAS BARELY IN THIS CHAPTER!

Mrotrax: I'll make it up to you next chapter. Hopefully, you'll even get a little fight action. And at least you can't say I rushed this one! Good night, readers!

Deadpool: See you when we see you!