Chapter 3: Here's the Antagonist!
Last time, some guy named Jon Whelan took over the Candy Kingdom and made it a republic. He could be a Nazi. I don't know yet. But he's probably a Nazi.
Snipars wakes up after a powernap... in a prison. "Where the fuck am I," exclaims Snipars. "We found you in a garbage corner, so we expected you to be some sort of street thug," a man, 6'1, wearing a black uniform, replies. "I'm not, so let me leave," Snipars says. After a few seconds, "No." this pisses Snipars off. "Don't say 'no' to me, you faggot. I'll rek u." Snipars is fiesty, and Jon seems unaware of his DSR-50. "I've had enough of him. Guar-" BANG! Snipars noscopes the lock, which immediately breaks. "This is what you get for messing with xXxSniparsxXx u skrub," Snipars implies. He then smashes the cell door open, breaking Jon's nose.
He manages to escape successfully, but he then runs to the Ice Kingdom. Because why not? I mean, I have nowhere else to go. Well, that wouldn't cause shippers to flock here.
"Ladies and gentlemen," Jon proclaims later that day. "Scum and evil have dared threatened our newborn Republic." Gasps can be heard. "What I propose: we will make a military, and defend what is truly ours!" This one-minute speech is enough to whip his now-huge audience into a frenzy. The Candy Republic Army grows to 10,000 soldiers, a considerable army for the size of the Republic. But not all of the soldiers are candy people. Some, human. They do not say who they are. "We are mercenaries," one officer says. Yeah, probably time-traveling Nazis. Wolfenstein strikes again.
Hello, xXx-MLG-Potato-xXx here. Anyway, xXxSniparsxXx is not my character. He's a YouTuber, called Snipars. Go sub to him, and tell him not to shrek me ;_;
Anyway, *flies away*
