Disclaimer: It takes too much time to write a little play like I did before, so I'm just going to write it straight out... I don't own Naruto.

Tobi: Aaawww! But Tobi liked the other disclaimers! They were funny!

Me: OUT! IT TAKES TOO MUCH IMAGINATION! Oh, and this is just a filler chapter...

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"What the matter now?" Hidan asked irritably.

"You're not swearing!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

"That's what I thought."

And Diedara woke up.

"What are you making, un?" he asked, rubbing his eyes wearily.

"Pancakes."

And he woke up fully.

"It needs one thing, un!" he exclaimed, and threw something in.

"Diedara," I warned him.

"Katsu!"

BOOM!

"Now that is art!

"For the love of Nora, Diedara! You just had to blow it up!"

"I thought, since you were part of my clan, you'd appreciate art, like me," Diedara pouted.

"I DO APPRECIATE ART! BUT NOT WHEN IT RUINS FOOD!"

"SHUT UP!" Pein appeared in the doorway. Hidan stopped cackling, and Diedara closed his mouth.

"Get back to your rooms. Now," he said thunderously.

And, of course, we obeyed.