How to annoy Esme
By: Being really mean and unlovable to crack her shell!
Revenge for Alice!!!!!!
By: Getting jasper to leave her and take all her stuff!
Alice p/v and Edwards p/v
Rosalie
Carlisle
Edward
Esme
Emmett
Jasper
Bella
Jacob
And others of those dogs mostly you Sam Uley
I bit my figures trying to think of who to get next I also bit my hair because I was trying to think of how Edward would get his revenge, Its probably not going to be great, Edward might be brain smart but he's not prank smart so I feel a little better.
He's probably going to put a whoopi cushion on my chair. He he I laughed to my self. I walked down stairs "Hey Esme!" I chimed.
"Hey Alice, how was your night?" She asked. My gosh that really frustrates me we where hanging out the whole night watching movies so she should know.
"Ummm, It was good you where with me so you should know." I told her. "Well its nice to asked." She smiled. "Okaaaaaay." I said confused I wonder how you can crack her little innocent loving character, and that's when it hit me like every other time. "I've got it!" I said aloud by accident.
"No you didn't the food for Bella is on the floor ill just make her a new batch." Esme said. My plan was to get inside of Esme skin, I just have to find away how.
(While Alice works on plan Edward finds away to get little old Alice.)
Edwards p/v
I paced across the room wondering what to do, Bella watched me annoyed.
"What?" I asked. She shook her head "How about you forgive her don't drown in her prank ways, And to be honest your brain smart not prank smart what are you going to do put an whoopi cushion on her seat." She said.
"What! I can find a way to get her, Oooh, I can tee pee her house." I told her happy for my idea until she became more reasonable. "Oh my gosh Edward are you loosen your brain you live there do dude." She said laughing.
I turned away from her and paced again that's when it hit me.
That's when the phone rung. "Hi Alice." I said. "Hey Eddie, So your going to tee pee my room that's lovely its only going to 3 seconds to clean it up." She said amused. I hung up. "Darn her stupid visions!"
"How about you keep changing your mind so she wont know."
"Thanks Babe, You're the best and now I figured away to get her."
On the way home I made sure I changed my mind a lot so she wouldn't know. I went to the house and noticed Alice was out hunting. "Howdy, partner!" Jasper said. "Ummm, good your just the person I wanted to see." I told him. "Okay, what is it." he said. I smiled and began.
( While Edward gets his revenge Alice starts her prank)
"So this is a nice day." Esme chimed I rolled my eyes hoping she would noticed. "Its raining." I corrected her. "So, doesn't mean its not nice." She smiled.
"What ever, lady." I said . He He this is working out great. Esme frowned and then smiled. "Its nice to hang with you Alice. "Sure,sure whatever." I told her, I got that from Bella who surely got that from Jacob.
"So how was your night?" She asked and that made me irritated because she asked me that this morning and she was with me the whole stinking night. "Why do you keep asking me those freaking questions over and over again, its annoying and can you like shut up because you where with me the whole freaking night!" I yelled. "You know what you're an annoying A-hole!"
I told her and completely regretted it. She stop and then turned looking mad as ever that I couldn't even describe it. "Call me that, One more time?" She said angry. I smiled "A-ho ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I screamed before I could finish Esme pushed me so hard I was flying across the field and I hit a tree. "Are you freaking kidding me!" I screamed. "What the hell! Esme, are you freaking insane!" I said. "I warned you." she said. "Your one crazy women!" I said. "I don't like that word so much, Alice." She said walking toward me. "cooochoo." I said. That's when she picked me up and through me threw the house window and I landed in the living room. Edward and Jasper stared. "Esme! What the heck stop!" I said and she flew in the window. "You know what really messes me up, Is that I am so sweet to you guys and this is what I get! I expect this from Rosalie and she got more respect then you." She screamed. Edward and Jasper watched wide eyed. That's when I lost it. "I was only pranking you, but you really pissed me off!" I ran and threw her out the window and jump down and started to give her it. It felt good but I also felt bad. "Give me one reason why I shouldn't get up and rip you apart and burn you with an match!" She yelled. "Because that might happen to you first." I said.
(While Alice and Esme beat the heck out each other Edward and Jasper watch.)
"I call the shots on Alice, And when she wins you'll be adding another 100 dollars to my work, for the plan and for my bet. Love life." Jasper said. "Naw, sorry bout that but Esme got it in the bag, I never seen her so mad in my life, I never saw her mad ever." I told him. "Okay." Jasper said. "Guys what is all that noise." Emmett said coming down the stairs. "Holy there fighting, Why didn't yall come and get me?" Emmett said punching us in the arm.
"Sorry." We both said. "Whew! There beating the crap out each other how did Alice get Esme so mad?" Emmett said laughing. "We don't know, they just busted in fighting." Jasper said. "Maybe we should stop them." I said. We looked at each other and laughed. "Naw!!!!!!!!!!!" We all said.
"Rosalie, come down here you have to see this!" Emmett said "Sorry doing my makeup record it or take a picture or something." Emmett wiped out his cell phone and stared recording and snapping pics. That's when Carlisle ran up and stopped them. "What the heck are yall doing! Stop!" He yelled. And grabbed Esme. "No, she started it baby." Esme said. "Oh, whatever you attacked me." Alice said. "Well you harassed me!" Esme said. "Doesn't mean you were suppose attack me!" Alice yelled. "Your right I shouldn't have did that." Esme said ashamed. "And I should have said those things." Alice said. "I'm sorry" They both said and hugged each other. "Man! That's a whole bag of dog pooh!" Emmett said. "Hey I heard that!" Jacob said. Where did he come from! " Your so hot when your mad." Carlisle said. "I know lets go in or room." Esme said and winked. "Yes! Score!" Carlisle said and chased after her. Ugh gross!
( Do ya'll want me to stop……… well to bad I am continuing! Ha!)
(Alice p/v)
I walked back into the all messed up I needed comfort.
"Hey baby." I said and laid down next to Jasper. Edward winked, what was that for? Jasper got up. "I'm leaving you." He said. "What for wha-" "No questions this is more hard for me then for you, I'm sorry." He said and got up.
"Noooo! Please I love you I said feeling like I was going to dry cry. I started weeping….. Dryly. "Its okay, you know why." Edward said and I looked up at him. "Why?" I asked. "Because you got punked! Ha! I got you Alice!" He said.
Jasper came down laughing that's when I exploded. "I didn't even get you that bad I hate you, and you why did you go along with it! Your sleeping on the couch Jasper Hale! Don't talk to me either of you!" I said and ran up the stairs. This was an messed up day!
(Edward p/v)
"Maybe I should say sorry." I said. "On second thought Naw that was funny." I said. Jasper just looked at me badly.
The end tell me what you think guys and hurry up so anxious I might piss in my pants.
