"Grrr....I haven't seen anyone today!! I am so bored!!!" Shikamaru groaned. The only person in hear was Choji, and he was babbling about something that went down in Tai Jutsu class class last period. Nothing new...boring...he though silently. History of Clans was so boring, especially since the were learning about the attributes of the NARA clan! He could report this stuff in his sleep.
"Mr...Nara!? Oh, wonderful, could you tell us some of the many accomplishents of your clan?' The teacher asked, completely forgetting how she was about to repremand him for sleeping.
"Uh...okay. Medicinal stuff...I'm going back to sleep now." Everyone in the class sweat dropped as he slunk back into his chair. He pretty much did this in all his classes. He never paid attention, because he could buy the notes and study them later. it didn't matter to him that much. So he was pretty zonked out the whole period...that is until he heard this kid talking shit.
"I was just going easy on the bitch." He sneered, the teacher not hearing him...how now? "I could have beaten her."
"Dude, we all know she beat you, you lost to a girl!" another teased.
Shikamaru hated these types. If you lost, you lost. People who can't take it should take a hike. Especially if it's being based on whether it was a girl or not.
"I swear, that Ino slut was weak. I just didn't want to hurt her." Shikamaru's muscles tensed.
"You know, you should really keep your traps shut." He said through his teeth.
"Huh? Why don't mind your own business!" Shikamaru looked around, the teacher wasn't there. She had left to go get teacher or something to help her. That's why these low lives were going on,
"It is my business. And I suggest you shut up, before I shut it for you!" he said, getting up.
"Oh, and how you gonna do that, nerd boy?" The other guy stood up as well, smirking.
"Heh, you really like getting your ass handed to you, don't you. Only a fool would take on Sake and Ino, but now I can see you are truly an imbecile." He smiled, a real smile, itching for a good fight. He didn't get to fight yet today, an he wanted to stretch his legs a bit.
"Heh, stupid!" The boy said, trying to punch him, but an inch from Shikamaru's face, he froze.
"Whats wrong Riki, scared to hurt him?" the other boys taunted.
"No, you idiots...I-I can't move!" Riki said, his eye and muscles strained.
"Yah, nin jutsu and gen jutsu can do that you know. This is my Shadow technique, pretty impressive, right?" He said, now putting his hands in his pockets, consequently making Riki do the same thing. "You can't do a thing now, unless of course I choose to release."
"Then release me damn it! Or are you to scared to-" Suddenly, Riki's muscles felt relaxed, but then a split second afterward, he was punched to the ground. Then he was kicked in the side, sending him to the wall. He was up and the guys were after him. He smiled again. This is going to be entertaining.
###################################################################################################################################################################################
Sake was busy writing down the vocab words in her notebook. So busy to notice the teachers in the hall running past the door, in a frenzy. She wasn't to busy, however, to feel a small piece of paper coming for her at an anlge that would bump her shoulder slightly. She caught it quickly, making sure the teacher didn't see. She opened it, and read it quietly to herself.
You see those teachers? They were talking about a fight in the HOC class.
-Sasuke
She wrote her response, then tossed it to Sasuke.
No, I didn't. HOC? Isn't that Shikamaru's class? Do you think he...?
He looked up at her and shrugged. Shikamaru wasn't a pacifist, but he wasn't really the violent type either. He just really didn't care about fighting and didn't get riled up by much. For him to get himself in trouble over a fight would be...odd. Sake turned back again to the board, knowing that she would be able to sell these to someone later on. She then felt t=another note and caught it swiftly, irritated.
The back of your head looks sooo sexy from my seat. From your lover!!
Sakura looked to see Sasuke grinning like a goof. He then proceeded to blow her a kiss, and Sakura thought she would fall out of her laughing, but stopped herself. She couldn't let him think this behavior was...allowed. Sje turned back around, and winked flirtatiously at Sasuke, granted with the reaction of him blushing like crazy. She then took out a new piece of paper, wrote her own little message, then threw it back to Sasuke. He read it and his face went from red to pale white.
That's so sweet of you! Why don't we discuss your funeral after class? No running, or it will only get worse! Love yah, Your punishment from hell!
He, however, was not as in control as Sakura and did fall out of his chair as he fainted.
###################################################################################################################################################################################
"AHHHH!!! SAKE CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE!?!?!?!! I WAS ONLY KIDDING!!!! Sasuke yelled, running into the cafeteria....huh, this yelling into the cafeteria seems to be a reoccuring theme.
"I told you, running only makes it worse!! Why can't you take it like a man, come on, stand up and fight!!" Sakura shouted after him, bolting around tables, and weaving through class mates. Ino came out of the lunch line to see her tackle Sasuke to the ground. What did he do this time? she thought, taking a bite of her sandwich. She decided today, she'd help Sasuke out... or maybe just make things worse. She casually walked by them as Sakura was pinning him to the ground, a holding her arm back to punch him out.
"So, I see you guys have decided to get the whole virgin thing out of the way..." She said loud enough for a few heads to turn, and Sakura to stop dead.
"Wa-wa-what!?" Sakura stuttered, her heart skipping a beat. She looked down at their position, and it was rather...sensual. She was straddling his hips, his hands on her thighs trying to get her off. She was right on his waist, and his legs weren't exactly closed. "I-I-I....AH!" She jumped off him, completely mortified at how it must've looked to everyone. She could of fainted, she would've it Sasuke didn't open his big fat mouth.
"Wow, you know, if you wanted to all this time, you could've just said so." He grinned trying to look sexy, and unfortunely for Sakura, it was working. Her face went beat red, and her eyes were hidden behind her bangs.
"Teme... I-I...I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR GUTS OUT!!!!!" She screamed, her eyes glowing red with future blood to be spilt. Ino sighed. He is such an idiot she thought, waiting to watch the beat down tht was inevitable. Sakura grabbed Sasuke by his stommache, and spun him around in the air, before throwing him into a near lunch tabel. She was about to throttle him, when Hinata came running.
"Guys, guys! Shikamaru is in ISS!!!" She shouted, remebering what her older, but much shorter and more rpactical, cousin told her.
"Our comrade..."
"Locked up..."
"We must..."
"Save him..." The group of friends had now a dark aura swirling around them, and the whole cafeteria felt the chills. Sakura got up from her position and took a more commanding one, deciding to take the reins on this one. "Ok, Me and Sasuke are going to get him out! Hinata, you, my sister, and...Kiba! Yah, you guys go create a distraction, Ino, your with me and Sasuke. People, lets move out!"
Moagi looked over at Kiba, who smiled at her warmly. She thought her heart wold melt. Had her sister put them together on purpose...but then she wouldn't of put that Hinata freshmen with them.
Ino walked up to Sakura, an annoyed expression on her face. "WHy? Do you want to ruin their blooming crush!? Why would you put Moagi and Kiba with his ex!? WHY WHY WHY!??!??!" Ino fumed.
"Because it will help them grow as a couple. Besides I don't think Hinata will be that much of a problem." Sakura shrugged.
"Bull shit! Bull bull bull bull!!!" Ino huffed. Sake turned her around to see that Hinata was blushing at something that Naruto, Sake's ex, had said. "Oh my gawd!!"
"Yah, it looks like she will solve all of our problems." Sake laughed, then they went to scale a column up to the ISS hall.
###################################################################################################################################################################################
"Hi Hinata, I don't believe we have been introduced properly. I'm Moagi." Moagi said sweetly.
"Nice to meet you. Funny how the freshies get stuck with distractions...huh?" She smiled.
"Come on ladies, lets go figure a way to get that teacher out of the class!" Kiba cheered, care free, but on the inside he was in turmoil. Why? Had Sake tried to be sabitoging his crush on Moagi? Was this a message to stop trying to flirt with her sister? He hadn't even really tried yet! He put the girl he liked and the girl he used to date on the same team with him! That was just mean! She was probably laughing about it right now.
"Um so, you and Kiba went to the same school last year?" Mogi asked Hinata, trying to learn more about Kiba.
"Yah, we were...um.." Hinata said, avoiding Moagi's eyes. Moagi imediatley caught on. Her sister did this on purpose. Kiba was blushing like crazy, and why would Hinata be afraid to say anything else? Yep, this little stunt had Sake all over it.
"Did you two date." Moagi said flatly, not really asking.
"Yah...we kinda split on a mutual decision." Hinata said, it her turn to blush. Mutual ment she broke it off with him, and didn't want to embarass him. Great....
"Well...you learn something new everyday, don't yah...and it's only the first day..." Moagi said, looking away. Did Kiba still like her? Had she been making a fool of herself?
They were walking by a an art room, and saw the janitor cleaning up. Kiba's face lit up, and you could see a plan forming on his face.
"I have an idea!" He said, miraculously pulling out three ski masks. "Here you go Hinata, and here you go, Moagi." he said, emphazing you for Maogi. "It's a shame we have to cover up that face though...Such is life." Moagi looked up at him, glad the ski mask was on, because she was blushing like crazy. She couldn't care less who broke up with who anymore.
###################################################################################################################################################################################
"I really just want to get out of here, I'm hungry!" Sake said, scrouched down behind a vending machine.
"Oh, shut up! We can't leave Shika in there! That would be mean." Ino said in a rush.
"Oh yah, Sake's not mean at all." Sasuke said sarcastically, rolling his eyes, and rubbing his the spot on his head where Sakura had previously hit him.
They were all stuck behind a vending machine, which I promise you is acutley uncomfortable, especially with three or more people...ugh, my neck still hurts...anyway, they were basically just waiting for the freshies to get there. Just then, the three younger students ran up, splattered in blue paint. The knocked on the door noisely, and a very annoyed teacher came up. Then she saw the sweet expressions on the childrens face, and her own expression softened.
"Whats the problem kids?" The teacher asked kindly.
"Well, we walked by the art room, and there was paint everywhere! We tried to clean it up, but there was so much of it...We kept slipping and falling, as you can see. We can't find the janitor." Hinata said hurriedly.
"Oh, well lets go find him." The teacher said, then ran to go find the janitor.
"Ok, how much you wanna bet they tied up the janitor, and spilt the paint in the process." Ino laughed, coming out from behind the vending machine.
"Don't be stupid, Ino. They quietly knocked him out and put him by a tree, then made the excuse of needing him." Sake said, while Ino pulled her out.
"Um...yah, what she said." Sasuke said, striding over to the door. He pickd the lock easily, then walked in. Shikamaru was on the floor, playing cars with Choji and Shino. "Hey Shik."
"Hey guys, here to spring me?" Shikamaru said, getting up.
"Well, duh!" Sake said, hugging him.
"Why else would we be here?" Ino said, also hugging him, and making him blush in the process. They got Choji and Shino out, and didn't even bother to ask how they had gotten there, because the bell rang. Sasuke ran to Geometry, which happened to be all the way across school. This class was on of the few that he did not have with Sake, and he was going to use it to flirt! For some reason he always felt guilty flirting infront of her, even though they had never been anything...officially. He shook the thoughts from his head, the words from his ears.
"You act as if your my girl..."
"My heart was always yours..."
Sasuke jumped into his seat just as the bell rang. He hated any type of math, but it was annoying how they expected them to know what the circumference was of a circle if it was half of the area of a train which was main of how many squares and rectangles, when one had the perimeter of some number, and the entire thing had the volume of blah blah blah.... Everytime he heard something like that, he wanted to get shot in the head!
He looked around and their were a couple of cute girls, and he tried, honestly worked at it, but everytime he was comparing to, or thinking of what Sake would say. It was annoying how that one incident had made her....there! Everywhere! This girls nose is straight like hers, this girls eyes aren't as green, Sake would laugh at this girls make up obsession! It went on inside his head, over over! He understood why this kept happening. She had saved his life, that had to be it, right? She had pulled him from the brink of death, and taken him back in when he had treated her like crap. And no he owed it to her, so girls were confusing to him. That had to be why when he looked at every girl, and thought of how to get them to go out with him, her face came to mind. It had to be, just had to be...
"Mr. Uchiha!" The teacher yelled in a shrill voice.
"Wah!?" Sasuke said, coming out of his thoughtful trance.
"Well, If I didn't no you better, I'd of thought you were thinking, Mr. Uchiha. Now, what is the circumference of a circle with the same area as a train with 45 squares one of which-"
"Excuse me madame?"
"Yes?' She said, narrowing her eyes at him.
"Could I please have a gun?"
###################################################################################################################################################################################
"Um, Mr. Uchiha!" Kiko called for the 5th time this class period. She felt she was the luckiest girl on earth. It just so happened that Itachi was helping with this class today, and every other week on Monday as well.
"Yes, Kiko?" He siad, not at all mad for her need of help in this class. He thought it might be normal, she did say she sucked at this class.
"Oh, I um....which chapter would this question be in?" She said, batting her eyes like she was at a base ball game...I know that was corny, I just wanted to try it out. Please spare me the looks, you freaking normal people, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!
"I believe that would be in chapter one, the only one we've covered." He laughed, not in the least bit annoyed.
"Thanks, you know, I am really looking forward to our tutoring session. Mr Uchiha." She said sweetly.
"As am I, Kiko. And please, call me Itachi." Kiko could have died. She watched him leave, and thought of everything she could do...she wanted to find the perfect way to bring on the fact that she liked him. Kiko thought over it, and what she really wanted to see was him...angry. She had never seen him that way. She smiled to herself quietly, coming up with the perfect way to get him into her...this game was going to be fun!!
###################################################################
#################################################################################################################
Moagi and Kiba were walking over to the debate room, their next class, and seemed to be in their own little world.
"So, how do you think the mission went?" Kiba asked timidly.
"Oh, I think they'll never guess it was us. It was a great plan, Kiba." Moagi smiled sweetly at him. "Uh..you and Hinata...you two dated...?" She asked, avoiding his eyes.
"Yah. We broke it off awhile back...I dunno...she just wasn't what I was looking for." He said, staring into space. Moagi blushed..so it was him who broke it off, not the other way around, or a 'mutual' decision..wow, what a turn around.
"So...what were you, ehem...uh, looking for?"
"Hmm...someone wild...more bold, someone who isn't afraid to be herself," He said, looking straight into Moagi's eyes, "Someone who is smart and funny and all around crazy..." they were both leaning in now "Someone like...someone like..."
"HIYA!!! Man is that Itachi smokin hot!!!" Kiko bounded in...yah, I'm gonna play it like that, ain't I a stinker? XD
Kiba and Moagi jumped apart, blushing like crazy. Kiko looked at the two of them, and wondered what had she missed. She tapped her chin, trying to think of it. A small smile spread across her face. "Was I...interrupting something?" She asked, mischeviously.
"No Kiko, not at all..." Kiba and Moagi said in a huff. Kiko spoke moagi-mad-inese very well, and knew for a fact that it meant 'you friggin idiot, I was just about to get some!'...That or 'i was going to learn a secret you fuzz bag'.. she felt, that in this situation, it was number 1.
Everybody finally got there, and they finally took there seats at the tables the teacher had instead of desks. The teacher, who looked old and devil-ish, walked in, then sat down at her desk. She took a deep breath then looked over the class that was sent from hell. It looked like the senior suck ups were here, then there were the fresh preppies that would turn into suck ups...and then there were the demons...
"Is there a reason you devils decided to take my class again? You only tortured me last year." She said in her big loud and annoying voice.
"It's becuase we love you, Miss. Kawaii!" Sasuke said like an innocent little boy.
"Right. Well, I want you brats to know I will not be taking any of your tom foolery this year! Now, to the new students, please tell me your names."
"Reka Gen."
"Jani Yoko."
"Daisuke Fuki."
"Kiko Mizuno."
"Moagi Haruno."
"Di-did you say Haruno?" The teacher asked, her eyes wide with fear.
"Um...yes?" Moagi said, confused.
Silence...
"OH, why does god hate me!?!?" Miss Kawaii cried, banging her head on the desk. She sobbed to herself for a while, then popped back up, same cold stre in her eyes. "Ugh...now, I hate to ask, but do any of you devil children have a debate topic?"
"Oh, I do, Miss Kawaii!!" Sake said, raising her hand. She had the expression of one of those anime girls that is always happy and perky and annoying.
"Of course you do..." Miss Kawaii sneered, her eyes narrowed.
"This topic is of the utmost importance..." Skae said, her face set in the most serious expression, "Rabbits are taking over the world."
Moagi and Kiko sweat dropped, taken back by this.
"Ugh...you kids are the reason I think of suicide at night.." Miss Kawaii groaned.
"We wouldn't have it any toher way, MIss K!" Shikamaru said cheerfully, giving her the thumbs up sign.
"Honestly Sake, rabbits?" Miss Kawaii said, ignoring him.
"Yah Sake," Ten Ten said, butting in, "Bunnies would never take over..."
"Thank you, Ten Ten, I really appreciate-" Miss Kawaii was cut off by Ten Ten again.
"It's all those no good, dirty rotten squirrels!! They're the traitors!!" Ten Ten exclaimed, causing Miss Kawaii to fall over anime style.
"You seriously think squirrels are a bigger threat them bunnies, explain!?" Sale said, getting up.
"Sure! They have flying squirrels for air attacks, and they will use nuts as projectiles!"
"What!? Bunnies have an underground tunnel system, and they reproduce super fast for their bunny army!"
"Squirrels!"
"Bunnies!"
"Squirrels!"
"Bunnies!"
"You really think bunnies are dangerous?"
"Of course," Sake crossed her arms over her chest, "They are dispecable, disgusting rats of hades, who can never be trusted! I spit on them!"
Ten Ten ran over to Sake's purse, which was sitting on top of the table. "He-hey! What are you doing with my purse!?" Sake shouted. Ten Ten rummaged around until she found what she was looking for.
"Aha!" She exclaimed, then bolted back to her position in front of Sake. "Here!" She dropped something in Sake's hands. Sake looked, and it was a little, white, baby bunny!! Sake looked at it for a second, then got all starry eyed.
"Well aren't you the cutest little thing!! Oh I could just hug you and kiss you forever!!" She said in a small baby voice, rocking the small rabbit in her arms. Ten Ten smirked at her, and Sake blushed. "This proves nothing!"
Sake and Ten Ten kept arguing, and Ino was filing her nails, barely paying any attention. Just then, her eyes sprung open and a look of fear crossed her face!
"Guys! Guys!" She cried, getting the arguing girls attention. "What if the bunnies and the squirrels join forces!?!?!?!" She shouted/asked.
Sake and Ten Ten looked at eachother, then down at the cute and adorable bunny.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all screamed, then ran out the door, away from the terrifying carrot cruncher. Miss Kawaii groaned.
"Do you any of you wretches to humanity have an overdose of pills handy?"
###################################################################################################################################################################################
So everybody was at dinner, because frankly, nothing really happened during 7th. I mean, come on, they were all in math, history, or...calligraphy? WTF? Whatever, so they were all at lunch, but Sake wasn't nearly as excited as yesterday because they didn't have any buffalo wings. They had ramen, which was not only Naruto's favorite (no suprise their), but also Moagi's favorite. They were right now stuck in a ramen eating contest. Kiba was cheering for Moagi, and Hinta was cheering on Naruto...
"Go Moagi! You can do it!"
"Mff muff!" Mogi said through a moth full of ramen,
"What?"
"Shut up, your blowing my concentration!"
"Oh...sorry madame" He smiled guiltily.
Sake watched bored from the other side of the table, trying to finish her home work. She missed it when you were young, and they didn't give you homework on the first day of school. She looked across the table at her friends. They had made it through the first day, which was always the worst. It was easier when everything filed itself into a routine. She sighed...it hadn't always been this crazy...this...hectic. BUt that was before Sasuke left, and before she changed...she laughed at the old her, that had bothered with make up, cared what people thought of her, and had been willing to fawn over...She shook her head. WHy was she thinking of that som much today? Maybe it was just memories. Oh yah, today was the anniversary of the mall incident...The first time she feeling hit Sasuke. Other times it had been in training...not this time. That time she had ment it, and every blow since.
"Sake, look out!" someone called. Sake looked up to see a piece of pork flying right at her. She did a summer salt backward,the pork missing her. She grabbed some fish paste, then tossed it at the general direction the food had come from. Ino then got beamed with some apple sauce. An all out war started, no one knew had was the cause. But the whole punk group didn't care. This was their first real action all day! Neji flipped the table over on to its side, making a fortress, then activated his byakugan so he could tell everyone where to aim. Hinata followed suit, and sat on the other end of the table for less blind spots. Sake grabbed one of the bowls of ramen, then spin kicked it's contents across the room, beaming a boy right in the nose. This whole fight went on forever, until Miss Kawaii, of course, stepped in and immediatley pinned it on the punks. Now, they could argue and say they didn't do it, but they decided to instead stay up late cleaning, while planning revenge on not only Miss Kawaii, but the sorry fools who did start it...
###################################################################################################################################################################################
Sake and Ino got back to their room around 1:41 AM, tired and brain working on the plan they had cooked up while cleaning. They smiled at each other, stoked about tomorrow. It was going to be great. Sake fell into her bed, and pulled on the covers, her thoughts swirling around revenge, a weird substance she had cleaned off the ceiling, and...Sasuke...
