"The Downsides of Being a Jedi"

Chapter 4: Sweet, Sly, and Sexy Purge

Purge's POV

HI, EVERYONE! Guess what? I'm a Jedi TOO! It's so wonderful working as a Jedi for the Rebel Alliance because I get

to do whatever I want! NOT!

I HATE WORKING AS A JEDI! I have to go out onto the battlefield EVERY FREAKING DAY! I don't even know what I'm

supposed to be fighting for, but apparently, I have to fight, which totally cramps my style.

Then there's Darth Vader, a man who I have to stop from killing me on a daily basis. I mean, what the heck is HIS

problem? I've done nothing wrong to him, and he chooses to constantly attack me! I think it has to do with me

trying to force him to dance, which is probably something he hates.

But you know what the worst part of my darn job is? I have to work with Ulala, Pudding, and Space Michael! UGH! I

TOTALLY HATE THOSE PEOPLE! They were the ones who thought my TV show was TRASH. TRASH, I TELL YOU! Of

course, when I met them for the first time in a while, they all put on this stupid nice act, saying things like, "I don't

know who you are, but let's be friends, okay?" Screw their friendship! They're total fakes, I tell you! FAKES! So I told

them off by saying, "DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! YOU SENT ME INTO SPACE A LONG TIME AGO, WHERE IT'S

FREAKING COLD! WELL, GUESS WHAT? I DON'T NEED YOUR DARN FRIENDSHIP, SO GO AWAY!" Of course, they just

stared at me in confusion like they didn't know what I was talking about. Well, screw those guys. I'M GOING HOME.

Ugh, okay, well, that's it for now. The great and adorable Purge has to go to the little Padawan's room, where he

needs his privacy. Then I'm gonna go take a nice, long nap. SO MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!

Okay, the chapter's all finished! I'm running out of ideas, so please feel free to leave an idea for me in the review section! Until next time, STAY TUNED!

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