TO After the Arrests

AN: Sorry to Sammie-Jayne, but I didn't really see the arrests having any real consequences. PS Thanks for reviewing. I didn't want to put Rick in this chapter, because as of yet he is not a main character .

Setting: This is set after the one with the Ski Trip, Ross went home, and the gang have just returned from their trip. Rachel is now over Ross. Rachel has a new friend "Rick". None of the Gang are dating…

Disclaimer: I own none of the Friends, they belong to NBC, Warner Bros. And Bright/Kauffman/Crane productions

The Girls apartment, Rachel and Phoebe are there/

Monica walks in.

Mon: Hi Everyone.

Phoe: Hey Mon. Ooh what happened to your aura, you must have done something… or someone horrible last night.

Mon: Yeah, Yeah I did, and Pheebs I don't know if you can see this, but I am sorry for what I did.

Phoe (To Rachel): It is in the Aura.

Mon: Rach, Please don't be mad.

Rach: Why would I be mad, I had one of the best dates I have ever had last night.

Mon: Well you know the fire Drill at the Plaza.

Rach: Uh huh

Mon: Well last night, Ross and I set it off. But I am so sorry, I thought you were Jealous of Julie, I thought maybe ruining your date, would nudge you back towards him.

Rach: Wow, Why would anyone be so cruel as to do that. (Monica Starts crying)

Rach: Aw Honey, Its okay, I know you wanted us to settle down in Scarsdale and complain about the taxes, I really do. For a long time, that's what I wanted. But now I've moved on, I think I should be allowed to find happiness with someone else.

Mon: (Sniffling) He just seemed kind of unhappy with Julie, I thought maybe that would be the best thing to do.

Rach: That's ok Mon, I know.

Phoe: Oh finally, lets finish the cryfest and hear more about this date.

Mon: Ooh I could go for that, Pheebs Get the wine.

Phoe: As Always, do we need tissues.

Rach: Okay Okay, No we don't Pheebs.

The Girls are now all perched on the sofa.

They all have glasses of Wine.

Rach: So after we left the Plaza, we walked back here through Central Park, just talking.

Phoe: Did he make a move.

Rach: Not really, but I think he wanted to.

Mon: Aw he took account of your recent break up, and he listened to you, why cant all guys be like that.

Rach: Then he brought me home, and as I went in, he grabbed me and Kissed me.

Phoe: Wow, pretty near to a perfect date. Prepare to face stiff competition for this one Green.

Cut to Chandlers office, Chandler and his secretary Kathleen are there. Monday Morning Doug walks in.

Doug: Bing, Clear out your desk and get the Hell out of My sight and my Building

Doug leaves

Kath: Mr. Bing are you alright, Mr Bing, Mr Bing. Just thought you might like to know, word at the cooler was, you would get fired, because of something to do with Croquet.

Cut to Julies Apartment

The dorr is open and there is laughter coming from the Bedroom

Julie: Oh, Russ, stop it, (giggles) On second thoughts… Ross

Ross: ( red ross) :What The Hell are you doing

Julie: Ross, Russ is my ex-Boyfriend, he came over to pick up some stuff, we opened some wine aand you can see what happened.

Ross: I should Go, don't bother calling

Julie: Ross I…

Cut to Chandler and Joeys apartment.

Joey is there, Then the Phone Rings.

Joey: Yello, Tribbianni Residence.

Chan: Joey Hi

Joey: Hey Bro, hows it going, aren't you supposed to be working.

Chan: ( freaking out ) No, Because I don't have a job anymore, Oh my god, I'm unemployed.

Joey: Chan Chan: Don't worry, I am unemployed, have been most of my life, so we can be unemployed together, so you cant get bored. We can get bracelets again.

Chan: Dear god put somepne else on the phone.

Pheebs Walks in

Joey: Pheebs here

Joey Runs out

Chan: Pheebs, I got Fired.

Phoe: Oh my God, Chandler, I'm so sorry, I swore, after I got stabby Joe sent to Jail I would never deprive anyone of their livelihood ever again. Ooh Maybe you can come Work for me, can you pretend to be Thailandese.

Chan: Its Thai, and what would I have to do.

Phoe: Rub Oil on people

Chan: Why is this all Thai people like doing, rubbing oil on Strangers, or my father.

Phoe: Do what now.

Chan: Generally, My father in the pool house.

Phoe: Anyway, how did you take the news

Cut to chandlers office. Chandler and Bob are standing with baseball bats, It is totaled.

Chan: If I said, this office couldn't be any more trashed, I would be putting it lightly.

Phoe: Hold on I am coming ( Hangs Up)

Phoebe stands there and pulls a fire Axe from her handbag, she looks at it psychotically, them skips out the room

Fade out to Central perk

Joey Monica and Rachel are there.

Mon: He did hate his job, so its not a dead loss, besides how bad can losing your Job be.

Rachel: You stayed in your PJs for 3 weeks and ate nothing but Ice Cream and cold hot dogs.

Mon: True, I cant believe they would fire him because he ran at Croquet.

Ross Walks in

Ross: Hi

Mon: Whats Up

Ross: You guys remember Russ

(The gang nod) Well he and Julie have a past.

Mon: And?

Ross: It involves Wine and a bedroom, take a wild stab in the dark.

Rach: Aw I'm sorry

Ross: Oh yeah, Rach I am so sorry that I tried to ruin your date, I guess I just couldn't accept that you had moved on.

Rach: Same here I guess.

Joey: So Rach, Has Rick called.

Rach: No, but its been 2 days.

Joey: Ah he knows the Rules, don't phone for three days, and don't seem desperate, a man after my own heart

Chandlers Office Doug Walks in

Doug: Bing surely there was no need to overreact.

Chan: Sure there was.

Doug You could have avoided this by not bringing that awful woman to my Party:

Phoebe is standing in the Doorway, unnoticed.

Chan: Hey don't ever talk about her like that.

Doug: She has no Idea how to behave in public, she is stupid and innapropriate.

Chan: ( furious) How dare you, she has had a harder life than anyone I know, she was homeless at 14, her mother killed herself, and yet she still lives more in a day than you could in a millennium. She is the funniest, happiest woman I have ever met.

Doug: The way she acts, shes probably a whore

Chandler flips, and smacks Doug upside the head with his baseball bat. Doug is bleeding

Chan: You know, what, if I had to spend the rest of my ife with her, I would be the happiest man alive.

Doug: Get out of here Bing.

He leaves, Chandler still hasn't noticed Phoebe

Phoe: (Softly) Chandler.

Chan: Pheebs

Phoebe Runs up and kisses him passionately

Chan: Are you sure this is the right thing to Do.

Phoe (Grinning): Oh yeah, Uh huh.

AN; Uh oh Game changer. That's right it's a Phandler Fic