"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screamed the gang. Tucker, Sister, Sora, Donald, and Goofy were falling down a large hole with mirrors and paintings floathing as they fell by.

"WHY DID YOUR GUN TAKE US OVER A LARGE HOLE?!" Sister asked.

"DON'T ASK ME!" Tucker shouted. "BLAME THE STUPID GUN!"

"Uh, guys…" Sora said calmly. "Look."

Tucker and Sister looked down and saw that they were falling at a slow rate. They all landed on the floot gently and softly.

"Well… that was anticlimactic." Sister said.

Suddenly, something crossed their path. They paused and stared at what was running through quickly. It was a small, chubby rabbit with a red waistcoat, small glasses, a black umbrella, and a golden pocket watch.

"Oh, my!" the rabbit spoke as he ran into the hallway. "I'm late! I'm late! Oh, dear! I'm here! I should be there!" When he disappeared, everyone just continued to stare.

"Did… anyone else just see that?" Tucker asked.

"Pretty much." Donald said.

"What's that about?" Sister asked.

"Well, we won't know anything if we stand here." Sora said. "Let's follow him and see where this goes."

The five followed the white rabbit down the hall. They got a headache from a door that opened smaller doors. Eventually, they lost the rabbit in a fancy bedroom with a glass table in the middle. In the back of the room, a tiny door occupied a very small part of the wall. Sora knelt down to examine it.

"How'd he get so small?" Sora asked.

Suddenly, the doorknob suddenly opened it eyes and used its keyhole as a mouth. It spoke in a very tired voice. "No. It's just that you're too big."

"WHAT THE…" everyone gasped.

"It talked?" Donald asked.

"Must you be so loud?" the doorknob said. "I'm trying to sleep."

"Hey." Tucker said. "Shut your… keyhole or something like that."

The doorknob yawned. "If you want to get through, just drink the potion."

"What potion?" Sora asked.

"I think he means this one" Tucker said standing over the glass table when a small, red potion suddenly appeared. "Was that there before?"

"Count me out." Sister said. "The last time I drank a strange substance because somebody said so, I woke up the next day next to one of mom's clown friends."

"Well, last time that happened to me, I woke up next to a blonde, bisexual bridesmaid." Tucker said. "That's like the unicorn of girls."

"Should we really discuss one-night stands in front of the kid and the cartoon animals?" Siter asked. "Sora, how old are…" She turned, but neither Sora, Donald, nor Goofy were standing before them. Well, they were but…

"Where'd they go?" Tucker asked.

"Down here." A squeaky voice called out from below. Tucker and Sister looked and saw the other three really small on the floor. They were the size of mice.

Tucker and Sister paused for a moment… before laughing out loud.

"It's not that funny." Donald said.

"Of course it is." Tucker said through his laughter. "You guys make munchkins look like giants."

"What happened?" Sister asked.

"We drank the potion, and we suddenly shrunk." Sora said. "We can fit through the door now, but he's asleep. We can't wake him up."

"Hmm." Sister said. "Maybe…" Suddenly, she stopped when she stood beside a bed. "Hang on. I think I feel… Yeah. There's a draft coming from behind this bed." She pushed it to the wall and revealed a small hole in the wall.

"How'd you feel a draft?" Tucker asked. "You're wearing armor."

"I have a talent." Sister said. "Looks like we're gonna have to drink if we're gonna slip on through."

"Bow-chicka-bow-wow!" Tucker commented before taking a sip. Sister followed.

Once, Tucker and Sister shrunk, they went through the wall. They emerged in a giant garden labyrinth. In the large clearing near the center, a living deck of cards with heart-shaped spears marched to the side. Between them was on outdoor courtroom setting with a large woman with red-and-black clothes on the high one and a blonde girl with a blue dress on the smaller. The White Rabbit ran up next to the queen and blew on his horn.

"Court in now in session!" he declared.

"Wait a minute." Tucker said. "Living doors. White rabbits in a hurry. A girl in a blue dress. A bunch of living playing cards. A woman dressed like a casino. Does anyone else have an Alice in Wonderland vibe?"

"A what?" Sora asked.

"Alice in Wonderland." Tucker said. "It's a kid's story. It's about this British girl who ran into a bunch of random nonsense."

"Well, according to the GPS screen on the guns," Sister said, "This place is called Wonderland."

"What?" Tucker asked. "How is that possible? It's supposed to be fictional."

"Perhaps I can explain." Jiminy Cricket said jumping out of a bag. "You seem to see all the worlds as a multitude of dimensions. Infinite worlds, infinite possibilities. At least some of them might have had some connection to the stories you read in your own."

"So… does that mean you're the actual Jiminy Cricket?" Tucker asked. "I always thought it was just some coincidence."

"That's right."Jiminy said. "And also, do mind your subject matter. Sora is in his preteens after all." He then jumped back to where he was before.

"Sheesh." Tucker said. "Where's a bug-zapper when you need one. So the girl must be Alice, and the big woman must be the Queen of Hearts."

"This girl is guilty." The Queen of Hearts declared. "And the reason for that is… BECAUSE I SAY SO!"

"That's not fair." Alice said. "I'm innocent. You may be the queen, but that's no excuse for you to be so mean."

"SILENCE!" the Queen shouted. "The punishment is… EXECUTION!"

"Shouldn't we help her?" Sora asked.

"We're outsiders." Goofy said. "Wouldn't that be muddling?"

"Meddling!" Donald corrected.

"What?" Sister asked.

"Well, the worlds are supposed to be separate." Goofy explained. "They're not supposed to now of each other's existence. If they do, it'll disturb the natural border."

"Order!" Donald corrected again. "Te point is, we can't blab about the other worlds."

"For the crime of assault," the Queen of Hearts continued, "And attempted theft of my heart!" That caught the heroes' attention. "Off with her head!"

"No!" Alice begged.

"WAIT!"

The Wonderland residents stopped and looked at Sora, Donald, Goofy, Tucker, and Sister when they ran into the session.

"And who are they?" the Queen asked.

"You got the wrong person." Sora said. "It's wasn't Alice."

"That's right." Goofy said. "it's the Heart…" He stopped himself.

"And you're bothering us about too much info?" Sister asked.

"Look, Her Royal Flush," Tucker said, "the poiont is that this kid is innocent."

"That's nonsense." The Queen said. "Do you have any proof?"

"Uh, no." Sora said. "But we'll find it."

"Very well." Queen said. She ordered her guards to lock Alice in a giant birdcage and cover it with a sheet. "Bring me proof of Alice's innocence and I'll let her go."

"You heard her." Tucker said. "Let's go."

The five left the garden and entered a big mushroom area. Suddenly, they were confronted by a smiling cat who slowly materialized.

"Oh, sweet." Tucker said sarcastically. "Let me guess: the Cheshire Cat?"

"Poor Alice." The Cheshire Cat said. "She's in grave danger. And it's up to you all to save her. And the mome graths outgrabe."

"Do you know how to save her?" Sora asked.

"Oh, of course." The Cheshire Cat said. He waved his hand and suddenly, a white boc with red wrapping dropped in front of them. "This box will prove Alice's innocence. But I warn you, if you use it, you'll redirect the Queen's wrath onto someone else."

"Don't care." Tucker said. "We're saving a girl."

They took the present and returned to the garden. The Queen of Hearts still sat there waiting for their return. They approached her with the box.

"This proves it." Sora said. "Whatever's in this box is going to prove Alice's innocence."

"Really?" the Queen asked skeptical. "Well then, open it and we shall see the real culprit."

"Hold on, guys." Sister said. "That cat said the Queen will be really mad if we open it."

"The Queen's already mad." Tucker said.

"What's taking so long?!" the Queen asked. "Are you going to open it or not?"

"Uh…" Tucker said nervously. Everyone looked at the present and stared. "Well…"

"I'll do it." Sora said pulling out his Keyblade. He gave the present a slight tap on top which opened up the box.

Tucker dropped the box as it blew up a puff of white smoke. Everyone gasped when they saw what was there when the smoke cleared: Caboose and Lopez.

"Oh, hello." Caboose greeted.

"Caboose!" Tucker shouted. "What the heck, man! How…"

"So those are the thieves!" Queen of Hearts said angrily.

"Hold on!" Sister said. "They're our friends!"

"So you admit you're accomplices!" the Queen accused. "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"

The card soldiers start to surround the heroes while Sora locked his eyes on a spinning wheel lever.

"I think it's time…" Tucker said as he whipped out his enrgy sword, "To cut the deck."

"Dude, don't." Sister commented.

The cards then went to attack while Sister and Lopez shot their guns, Tucker swung his sword, Donald casted his spells, Goofy bashed with his sword, and Caboose was confused, but somehow not getting hit. In the meantime, Sora went to the wheel and turned it lowering the cage where the Queen put Alice. When he finally managed to set it safely on the ground, the cover fell off revealing… nothing much to everyone's surprise.

"What the…" Tucker said.

"I'm confused." Sister said.

"Oh, my gosh! Me too!" Caboose screamed

"Don't just stand there, you peons!" the Queen of Hearts shouted. "Find her! Forget the criminals! Find Alice!"

The guards ran into the labyrinth and the Queen of Hearts disappeared from her pedestal. The Reds and Blues were left speechless.

"What the heck was that?" Tucker asked. "Okay, someone has some explaining to do. Caboose, Lopez, what are you two doing in there."

"Well, Donut told us to find a birthday present, and this smiling cat told us where we can find the most surprising present." Caboose said.

"Next thing we know, we're stuffed inside of a gift box." Lopez continued. "It was like finding myself back in my original packaging."

"Smiling cat?" Tucker asked. "Oh, for goodness sake!"

The Reds and Blues escaped the labyrinth and returned to the front door hallway. There, they ran into the Cheshire Cat again.

"Hello again. It looks like Alice has been taken by the shadows."

"Where'd they take her?" Sora asked.

"If you want to know, light the candles." The Cheshire Cat said.

"Hold on, guys." Tucker said. "Should we trust him? Last time, he gave us a box with Caboose and Lopez inside. That didn't help Alice at all."

"I tried to warn you it would redirect the Queen's wrath." The Cat said.

"Why didn't you tell us our friends were in there?" Tucker asked. "And don't say I didn't…"

"You didn't ask." The Cheshire Cat interrupted. "If you want to know more, there's the candle."

"Fine." Tucker growled. He aimed his gun and fired a bullet that brushed the tip of the candle on the table. A fire was lit illuminating the entire room. "There. Now what?"

Suddenly, a new figure fell from the ceiling. It was a tall, skinny heartless with zig-zaggy arms and legs and a red outfit. It was juggling what looked like three bowling pins and it was ready for a fight.

"Oh, come on!" Tucker shouted. "Can't we can't a flippin' break?!"

Sora jumped and swung the Keyblade at the Heartless' legs, but it had no effect. Sister then shot the Heartless in the chest, and that had a reaction.

"The chest!" Sister said. "The chest is the weak spot!"

Tucker, Sister, and Lopez shot the chest of the torso of the Heartless until it fell into a crouching position. Sora, Goofy, and Donald then attacked it while it was kneeling. It got back up and attacked making everyone scatter. In the meantime, Caboose looked and saw something on the floor.

"Helloooo." Caboose said.

The team jumped back as the Heartless stood straight back up.

"This is ridiculous!" Tucker shouted. "How can we possibly tell if this thing is almost defeated?"

"If this was a video game, we can check the health bar!" Sister said.

"This is no time for meta jokes!" Lopez exclaimed.

Suddenly, the room shook. Everyone turned and saw Caboose growingto a great height at a tremendous speed. When he stopped, he was three tiems as big as the Heartless.

"Caboose!" Tucker shouted.

"What happened?" Sora asked.

"I just ate a cookie." Caboose said. "So… what are you guys up to?"

"Is he serious?" Goofy asked.

"Afraid so." Sister answered.

"Wait, this is perfect!" Tucker said. "Caboose, show that walking confetti streamer who's boss!"

"But… Washington's not here." Caboose said.

"I MEANT HIT IT, YOU NINCOMPOOP!"

"Oh, okay. FEE, FI, FO, FIDGET SPINNER!"

Caboose raised his hand and slapped the Heartless across the room. While it was laying on the ground, the others finished it off with Keyblade strikes and gunshots to its chest until it flashed a light. It vaporized bit by bit until it was no more.

"That was a close one." Tucker said. "So where's Alice?"

"She's not here." Sora said. "Maybe the Heartless took her to another world."

"So we're also looking for British blondes on top of your middle school friends and our fellow misfits?" Sister asked. "That stinks."

A yawn was heard. Everyone turned and saw the doorknob slightly awake.

"Can you keep it down? How's a doorknob supposed to get any sleep?"

The doorknob yawned again, but something was different. When he opened his mouth, a keyhole-shaped light shape formed inside of it.

"What's that?" Tucker asked.

"I don't know." Sora replied.

Suddenly, Sora's Keyblade started to shake. It jerked itself pointing towards the keyhole and shot a thin beam of sparkling light into it. Another light blew out of the keyhole before it disappeared leaving the Reds and Blues stumped.

"What was that?" Donald asked.

"Don't ask me." Tucker said. "You're the Multiverse experts."

"We don't know everything." Goofy said.

"One question at a time, everybody." Sister said. "Look, we found Caboose and Lopez, and there's clearly no sign of Sora's friends or Alice here, so how's about we make like dynamite and blow this taco stand."

"Oh, what's next on the field trip?" Caboose asked. Because of how big he was, his voice was booming.

"Right." Tucker said. "First, we gotta work on putting Caboose back to normal."

"I think the potion's around here somewhere." Sora said looking for the shrinking drink.


Author's Note: I'd like to respond to a few comments. First off, I'm not including Carolina and Washington into this story, but they'll join up in 2. Also, here's the order of stories I'll be writing: Kingdom Hearts, Chain of Memories, Kingdom Hearts 2, Dream Drop Distance, and Kingdom Hearts 3.