Ezekiel Colorado: From the vanity to the heroism.
Chapter 1: I want respect; for that, even I could become an idiot.
Part D: How to get "friends" quickly? Easy, beat up a person more hated than you.
Ezekiel is sad. He was walking around the whole city thinking about his damned life: he already lost all his friends, he is considered a pervert, and he will expend the High School at home… again.
He is eating at a Carl's Jr. It's 9 o'clock PM. He had a Western Burger. Ezekiel goes to the salad bar and he takes much pickles to eat them like a snack. In his table, he is eating the pickles while he regrets about his action:
-Oh!-he eats pickles-… what a stupid I was-Pickle-… I don't have friends, I don't have girl… oh, what a #$%& is wrong with this life?-Pickle.
Then we can see to Duncan getting in Carl's Jr. He goes to the cashier and he only orders a soda pop, because there you can refill your soda in the machines. Then, Duncan sees Ezekiel. He smiles and he goes to him.
-Hi, Ezekiel! Why so serious?-Duncan says.
Ezekiel didn't answer.
-C'mon, dude. How can you be upset if you touch BOOBS?!
Ezekiel now look down; he doesn't want to talk with Duncan.
-Oh…sorry, pal-Duncan says-…but, being serious, why are you pissed off?
-Ah-Ezekiel sighs-… I lost all my friends.
-Oh, c'mon, I keep talking to you, and Cody does too.
-Yeah…but don't' Courtney, Geoff, Gwen, DJ, and I think Bridgette hates by spoil his relation with Geoff. Also, they are the ones with more friends, and maybe they influenced to the other ones to hate me. Oh, GOD!-Ezekiel puts down his head until his chin touches the table.
-Mmm…-Duncan says drinking his soda-I GOT AN IDEA!!!
Ezekiel is scared.
-I know how you can make them your friends again!!!-Duncan says.
-How… HOW!!!-Ezekiel says hitting the table with his both hands.
-You…-Ezekiel agrees with his head-…had to-Ezekiel agrees again-…beat up a thug!!!
Ezekiel is quiet.
-Are you crazy?!-Ezekiel says- I'm not strong. Haven't you seen me when Geoff turned me into crap???!!!
-Yes-Duncan says-, but… I know a guy that, if you pay him, you can beat him up, with real hits, in front anyone you wants.
-But… how it could help me?
-Easy… LOOK: we need to get all those guys that hate you, then, that guy gets there and starts to act like a criminal, a bully, a thug. He scares the crap out of everybody, then you enter and you act like a hero before, during, and after, you attack him. He wouldn't attack you, so you will have a flawless victory: girls will love you, guys will admire you, and your ex-friends will forgive you. Have you understood me?
-Yes!-Ezekiel says smiling.
-OK, now, give the money to hire the guy!
-How can I know you're going to hire him really?
-I'm your last hope, Ezekiel. You choice!
Ezekiel thinks a little time. Ten, he gives Duncan some money and he accepts it.
-Hear-Duncan says-: all our friends will be at the Starbucks of the Mall, ok? Then, you'll be there to try to apologize, then, I send you the thug, he tries to taunt you, then, he taunts to the whole place, and you'll beat them, OK?
-OK, I will try to stand out to get the attention of the thug in that day!
-Ha, ha, ha!-Duncan laughs.
-What? -Ezekiel asks.
-C'mon, Ezekiel, you're as monotonous as a bush in middle of a forest. You will need a lighthouse over your head to get his attention; ha…ha-Duncan goes away.
Ezekiel is sad, and then he thinks about that. Then he scratches his chin his right hand.
-Maybe you're right-Ezekiel whispers-: I'll need to attract the attention of everybody-the camera focuses Ezekiel face-: and I now how to do it!!!
The next morning, we can see the Mall. It's a bright summer morning. The mall is a big rectangular marble-color building, and the middle section of the building (the respect walls and the ceiling) is made of dark crystal and is smaller. The building is alike a big white cake divided in the middle by a line of chocolate. The entrance sticks out from the building like a littler rectangle made of metal bars and crystal.
The Starbuck is near of the entrance. It's dark, but it's full of College students: artists, football players, popular girls, nerds, etc.
At the entrance of Starbucks, Duncan was paying to his thug: he is Peter Griffin (Family Guy) [C'mon, admit that TDI doesn't have so many characters, so I need more]
-Then-Peter says-… if I let a pale farmer beat me up, I will receive $5 dollars, is it all?
-C'mon, guy. You can buy chips and soda pop with that money, ok?
-Well-Peter Griffin says-, I think this is better than that time I sell my body to the science.
Peter is lying over a big table, and he is covered from the feet to the chest, by a white blanket, and the blanket has a square hole in the stomach zone. Around the table, there are a doctor and many Medicine students.
-In this class-the doctor says-, we're going to learn how to extract the appendixes. First-the doctor is using the scalpel-, we cut in this section and…
-Ahhhhhhhhh!!!-Peter sits up and he scream by the pain.
The students get pale and they scream too, while the doctor, an old doctor, suffers a heart attack and he faints.
-Hey!-Peter says being angry. He turns his sight to one student, a woman student, the one of the joke of the ring .com/watch?v=r5p1wg6p_l4, and he gets happy-… You're very pretty!!!
-Ah, thank you!-that woman says being happy.
We are in the inside of Starbucks. All the teens from TDI, except Ezekiel and Duncan, are in the same zone, in different tables, but all the tables are near of the other ones. They are talking being happy. Then Ezekiel get in the zone, everybody turns his sight to Ezekiel and they get angry, except Cody.
-Look what we have found-DJ says-. Hi, Ezekiel, your mommy have taken you out from the day care.
-DJ… DJ… DJ!!!-Courtney says.
-What???-DJ says.
-Don't suck!-Courtney says.
-What the heck you're doing here?!-Geoff says standing up and hitting the table with his hands.
-Take it easy, Geoff-Ezekiel says-. I'm not going to do anything to Bridgette.
-Brid… what?-Geoff says sitting down.
-Look what you have done, Ezekiel-LeShawna says-: by your fault, Geoff and Bridgette broke up-LeShawna drinks his coffee loudly.
-I didn't want to…-Ezekiel tries to say.
-But you did it, Earnest-Lindsey says.
-I'm Ezekiel!
-…and we matter it for?-Gwen says lifting an eyebrow.
-Ezekiel is sad and he is going to get out from the place, when he collide with a big man.
-Look where you walk, stupid-the thug says.
-Hey, it was your fault and-Ezekiel says being angry, but then he sees the man and he gets a face of "I got it!"-…oh, I got it… wait here.
Ezekiel runs away and he enters in the restrooms. He enters in one hut. He has a big backpack. Then, he takes out from the backpack a red-yellow suit.
We are back to Starbucks. The thug is the serial killer of TDI, but he is wearing now a beige coat. Then that guy takes out from the coat a revolver and he starts to shout:
-Hear, everybody-The killer says-, don't move, this is an assault!!!
-Everybody scream and lift their hand in the air. Duncan and Peter hear hat and they run away.
The killer goes to the cashier. The worker was the Mr. Turner (The Fairly OddParents).
-Give me the money!-the killer says.
-OK, OK, take it easy! - Mr. Turner says.
-C'mon!!!
Mr. Turner opens the cash register and he takes out the money: much MONEY!!! The camera focuses Tyler, who says:
-Oh, who can save us now?
-I!!!-Ezekiel appears.
-The Chapulin Colorado!!!-EVERYBODY SAYS.
-They didn't count on my cleverness!!!-Ezekiel says.
We can see Ezekiel is dressed up like the "Chapulin Colorado". (I'm Mexican, but I know U.S.A knew the Chapulin Colorado, the ones who don't, check this .org/wiki/El_Chapul%C3%ADn_Colorado) He is wearing a red suit from ankles to the head, but he isn't covered in the face, with yellow short. He wears yellow sneakers and in the chest bores a yellow heart with red "CH" in the middle of the heart. The suit has two insect-alike antennas in the head, with red-yellow ball in every top. Also, Ezekiel is holding a big mallet color red and yellow too.
-Hey, you!-Ezekiel says- I give 5 seconds to stop, or I will have to beat you up with my Squeaky Mallet!!!
-What a brave!-Izzy says.
-I warn you, freak!-the killer says aiming the gun to Ezekiel-I loaded this thing!!!
-Aim to me nearly to make this more real!-Ezekiel whispers holding the gun and putting it nearer from him.
-What???-the killer says.
The, Ezekiel Colorado punches the killer on the face. Then, he holds the right arm of the killer and he licks it. The killer laughs and he release the gun. Ezekiel takes it, everybody thinks he is going to shoot to the killer, but he destroys the gun hardly.
-Uff… man-Ezekiel whispers-, what a gun, it looked so real!!!
-Eh???-the killer says.
Ezekiel kicks him on the stomach. The killer screams. Then, Ezekiel punches repeatedly on the stomach to the killer. He stops and he says:
-Now… you're going to taste the wrath of my Squeaky Mallet-Ezekiel says taking the mallet.
Ezekiel hits the killer on the stomach, then on the butt, later, on the back, and finally, on the head. Ezekiel waits to the killer falling, but he isn't. So, Ezekiel hits him again in the back. The killer falls.
Everybody gets out from their hiding place and they start to clap to the Chapulin Colorado. Heather runs to him and hugs and kisses him on the cheek.
-My hero!!!-Heather says.
-You're the best… around, Chapulin!-Trent says.
-Hurray, Chapulin!!!-Gwen says.
-What?!-Ezekiel thinks- Do they really think I'm the real Chapulin.
Ezekiel tries to act like a hero.
-Well, well, well-Ezekiel Colorado says- It wasn't anything.
-Of course it was!!!-Eva say being happy- You're great!
-How could we pay you?-Justin says.
-Brave and handsome, Chapulin!-Owen says.
-Well-Ezekiel thinks a little-, I never charge by my action… but you can make me a favor.
-Oh…damn-Courtney says taking a bottle of mouthwash.
-No!!!-Ezekiel says- Look: I'm a friend of your partner…mmm… Earnest… Kelly… Bobby…
-Ezekiel?-Gwen says.
-Yes-Ezekiel says-. He told me that you're not your friends yet.
-It was because he gropes my girl-Geoff says.
-Your ex-girl-Bridgette says being angry.
-But it was only your fault!-Ezekiel says.
-What???-Geoff says.
-If you were lovelier with your girl, that incident would never have happened.
-But…-Geoff says.
-…and also-Ezekiel says-, you have to understand that Ezekiel never had a girl. He felt alone. He did that because he will expend the High School in home. He didn't force Bridgette to do it, he only was asking innocently, but Bridgette agreed…and, don't friends always forgive between them? Do you think that to call Ezekiel manure-eating weirdo helps? ; Or not to know his name? ; Or tell him that he is ugly on his face, eh? What about to not invite him to play? Poor child, he didn't want to hurt even a fly, and you treat him in that way: YOU MUST BE ashamed!!!
All the teens look down by the shame. Then Geoff says:
-What do we have to do, now?
-Forgive him!-Ezekiel says.
-OK-everybody says.
-I never was angry with him-Bridgette says.
Ezekiel smiles for that.
-Second-Ezekiel says-, you and you-he points at Bridgette and Geoff-, be a couple again, please.
-Ok-Geoff and Bridgette say. Bridgette hugs Geoff.
-I forgive you, Geoff-Bridgette says-. But you have to apologize with Ezekiel.
-What???-Geoff says.
-Good-bye!-Ezekiel Colorado says.
-Bye!!!-Everybody says.
Ezekiel Colorado goes to the bathroom. He enters in a hut and he changes of clothes. He goes back to the place. The thug is still on the floor.
-Hi!-Ezekiel says- What's going on?
-Ezekiel!-Owen says- You lost the action… where were you?
-In the restroom-Ezekiel says.
-Man, the Chapulin Colorado came and he beat up that criminal-DJ points at the thug.
-Really?-Ezekiel says.
-Hey, Ezekiel!-Geoff says.
Ezekiel is scared.
-I 'm sorry for hitting you-Geoff says-, can you forgive you?
-If you forgive me too, dude-Ezekiel hugs Geoff-. I will never touch again to Bridgette, I promise-Ezekiel says.
-OK-Geoff says-. Well, the Chapulin Colorado told us that if we become your friends again.
-Really?-Ezekiel says.
-Then… do you want to eat pizza at Pizza Hut this Tuesday-Courtney says.
-Oh, YEAH!!!-Ezekiel hugs Courtney strongly; she can't breath.
-Ezekiel, release me-Courtney says. Ezekiel releases her.
Everybody says good bye to Ezekiel before leave. Then DJ says to Ezekiel:
-But I am not your friend again, idiot.
Ezekiel doesn't matter it: he has many friends again. Then he sees the police taking to the thug, the he sees to Duncan.
-Duncan!-Ezekiel says- man, the police is busting your actor.
-He is not my actor-Duncan says.
-What???-Ezekiel says.
-He is my actor-Duncan points at Peter.
-Hi!-Peter says.
-That guy is a real killer-Duncan says.
-Then, you mean…-Ezekiel tries to say.
-Yes, the Chapulin Colorado beat up a real criminal-Duncan says.
-What???-Ezekiel says.
-Yes!!!-Peter says- he appeared right here sometime ago. You lost him. Oh!
-Duncan, do you really believes in the Chapulin Colorado?-Ezekiel asks.
-No-Duncan says-, he use to lie many times.
-No…-Ezekiel says-, if you think that the guy who appeared right here was really the Chapulin Colorado.
-Of course, dude-Duncan says-. He has his Squeaky Mallet, his red suit…
-Oh, c'mon!!!-Ezekiel says walking away.
-What did I say?-Duncan asks to peter.
Peter doesn't know.
This is NOT the END of Ezekiel Colorado, just the beginning. I have to put more about the Green Mile. Wait for it!!!
