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Any way, enjoy the chapter. I think I'm spiraling downward with this one. Oh well, I'll be starting a new story soon. It'll be an adventure!
Ok I'm done. Read, review, and of course, enjoy!
Masumoto cautiously approached Captain Hitsugaya, the others were right behind her. After assuring them that he was sound asleep and wouldn't wake for a while, Masumoto reached into her pocket and pulled out a small bottle of clear blue liquid.
"This is the answer to all our questions." Masumoto said reassuringly to the group. "This will encourage our little captain to show us exactly what we want to see."
"Um, Masumoto-san?" Said Nanao. "Just what is that? And how will it help show whether or not Hitsugaya is-"
"This is Viagra in liquid form." Said Masumoto, as though this bit of knowledge was obvious. "And this is much more powerful than the pill!" She gave a second to let her words sink in. "Ok, here's the plan. Though this stuff is really powerful, if he's not…you know…sexually adapt then it wont work."
"Masumoto-san?" Soi Fong said slowly. "Where did you get Viagra in Soul Society?" Everyone's eyes were immediately directed to Masumoto. She just shrugged.
"Well while I was in the real world I picked it up." She said as though she were talking about grocery shopping. "Some of the boys you date here just don't always have their act together. If you know what I mean." She threw her arms out to her sides, pointing to her body. "No matter how nice the 'Stage' is set up." Everyone laughed.
"Ok, just do it before he wakes up and kills us all!" Said a panicked Nanao. Without another word Masumoto uncorked the bottle and spilled the entire bottle of Viagra into Hitsugaya's open mouth. He choked and twitched.
"RUN!" Everyone shunpoed to safety.
"What the hell?" Said a confused Hitsugaya. "Who was that?!! Where did you go?! What the hell is this awful taste?" He looked around wondering who had just shunpoed out of the lounge leaving him with some awful tasting…something in his mouth.
Since he didn't see the culprits, and he couldn't find anyone, he had no choice but to count his losses and return to his office. There was a lot of work to be done, and the captain can't just be laying around all day.
Masumoto let out a sigh. Good, he didn't see us. She thought. I was sure we'd be found for sure.
"Masumoto-san." The others were now staring at her with big eyes. Isane approached her looking horrified. "What is going to happen now?" She asked. Masumoto thought about it for a moment and concluded:
"Well, now I do my part." She said. "I'm going to mess with his head a little to make sure the medicine works as expected…that is…if it can. I'd better get to the office; the captain won't be too happy about me being late." And with that last comment she left, headed towards the 10th division.
Hitsugaya was looking at a stack of papers when she arrived in the office.
"You're late Masumoto." He said without looking at her.
"Sorry captain. I ran into Captain Ukitake on my way here and he-"
"Never mind. Just help me with these." He said handing her a stack of documents. She didn't know he'd just seen Ukitake on his way to the office. Ukitake was sick and heading to the 4th division when he saw him.
Masumoto took the documents and tossed them carelessly on her desk. Then she turned to her captain.
"Hey captain?"
"What do you want Masumoto?" He said not looking up from his work. She always wants to talk to me when I'm trying to concentrate. He thought.
"Do you like my necklace?" She said, innocently tossing her chest out to show the thin chain that was wedged between her breasts.
"What neckle- Oh, yea it's nice." He answered after remembering that there was in fact a necklace there. "Now enough chatting and lets get some work done." They worked for a few more minutes in silence. Until-
"Captain?"
"What now, Masumoto?"
"Do you like the pendent I bought…for my necklace?" This time she sounded a little more seductive than the last. He looked at her. The necklace looked the same. Well, kind of. The thin chain looped around itself at her neck and trailed down the center of her cleavage, just as it always had. The pendent had to be-
"Masumoto!" He yelled angrily. "How the hell am I supposed to even see the pendent when you've got it hidden like that?!" She looked down, shocked.
"Oh, I guess I didn't realize…hey captain can you pull it out for me?...captain?...Are you ok?"
"I, uh…no, I most certainly am NOT touching any part of…uh, you!" He wasn't at all surprised that Masumoto made such a request; it was in her nature, but for some reason he felt extremely tempted to do it. She made him feel…weird, and he didn't like it at all!
"Masumoto, I don't feel well." He said getting to his feet. "Take over for a while. I'm going for a-" As he walked by the sofa she was sitting on, Masumoto had pulled him down on the seat next to her and brought her face very close to his.
"Masumoto?!! What are you doing?!!" Masumoto moved back a little and placed her hands in her lap.
"I can't take it out on my own, captain!" She said distress-like. "Why won't you help me?" She pouted her lips out and, with practiced excellence, made her eyes water. That's all it took. Hitsugaya was as cold hearted as cold hearted can get, but he could never resist a girl in tears. One tear drop and a girl can get him to kill his best friend.
"Well…I…um…" He didn't want to tell her no, but he didn't want to…touch her either. He believes a captain and a vice captain should never be too intimate with one another; their relationship should be strictly professional. And he respects Masumoto a lot. He couldn't take it any more he had to get out of there-
He jumped up and ran, red faced out of the office claiming to have to use the bathroom. Masumoto just laughed.
At the next ShinigamiWoman Association meeting Masumoto had her answer:
"So what did you find?" Asked Nanao. Masumoto was about to tell them when something occurred to her. They were going to take this knowledge and publish it to the entire Soul Society! How could she embarrass her captain like that? What would that say about her loyalty to her division? What kind of lowlife scum would sell their friend for a good story? However, what kind of friend would turn on their promise and leave them in the dirt?
What should she do?
