GAAAAAHHHHH! i am SOOOOOOO sorry for not updating in so long! wait... that doesn't sound right at all!
ASL: *beats me up* UPDATE SOONER, DAMN IT!
me:*hardly understandable because of the bumps and bruises* i'm showwry! forgive me *magically heals and dodges some flying throwing stars* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! OKAY, OKAY!
Sabo:*grabs the chapter from me and reads it before paling* ah, shit! *turns to me* you're evil.
Ace:*leans over his* why? what is she gonna do this time? *reads it and starts laughing his butt of* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! oh, man! this is gonna be a good chapter! *keeps reading before turning to me with a dark glare that could give Zoro a run for his... swords. since he doesn't have any money* the hell is this?!
Straw hats: Phonenix does not own One Piece
Me:*runs away from Ace while screaming* SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEEE!
The Thousand Sunny is seen sailing through the calm seas on yet another nice, sunny day. It has been two days since Sabo came on board.
"seriously you two! you need to eat! you haven't eaten anything since Sanji gave you lunch, and that was two days ago! two. days." Chopper is currently in the infirmary, scolding and lecturing Ace and Sabo since the two have neither left Luffy's side, nor have they, apparently, eaten anything.
"not until Luffy is at least off the breathing machine!" the two argued in perfect unison. Luffy's condition is starting to go downhill. just yesterday, his body had suddenly stopped breathing on its own, and his heart had stopped. since the defibrillator (A/N: for those of you that don't know what this is, its a device that emits a shock to the persons heart if it is not beating correctly. it stops the heart, and you, or anybody else administers CPR to try and get the heart beating regularly again.) wouldn't have any effect on him, which caused Ace and Sabo to curse very colorfully and curse his devil fruit, so he, Chopper, had no choice but to hook his captain, as heart breaking as it was, to a breathing machine and hope it would get his heart beating again. luckily, it worked, but it scared the two brothers so badly, not that they would admit it, that they had refused to leave Luffy's side until he got better.
Chopper sighed in defeat. he had been trying for the past half-hour to get the two stubborn brothers to go get something to eat, but they had, of course, countered every single one of his arguments. the two would make very good judges or politicians. When he had voiced these thoughts, the two had laughed at that. Poor chopper was so confused.
"Whats so funny?" he asked with a tilt of his head.
Sabo and Ace struggled to rein in their laughter. After a few minutes, the two were catching their breathes until they could answer Chopper.
"that was funny for two reasons. one, its funny to imagine, and two, Luffy is sooooo much better than we are." said Sabo. Ace nodded "he is. you should have seen him going at it with gramps."
Sabo snorted "He argued with that crazy old man every time he came up to "visit" us."
Ace chuckled "that is very true. I still don't know how he learned that skill."
Chopper was shocked out of his mind. since when could Luffy, his idiotic captain, debate?
Grrrrrrrgggghhhhh!
Ace and Sabo flushed with embarrassment and actually let go of Luffy's hands and grabbed their stomachs. Whilst grumbling and sulking, and, not that they'll ever admit it, pouting a little, they finally made their way to the kitchen. However, on the way their, Ace suddenly stopped, causing Sabo to turn to face him.
Sabo frowned. Ace wasn't one to stop on his way to getting food, seeings as all three of them had black holes for stomachs. "whats wrong, Ace?"
Ace had his eyes hidden, but he walked up to Sabo, and flat out decked the poor blonde. and Sabo, being as smart as he is, leaped up and met Ace, who was in the middle of running at him. It wasn't an actual fight, no. more like a way to say they missed each other. and also to vent out some frustration. The Straw Hats, having each gone in to get to know them more, well, one at a time at least, were a little confused when they saw the two wrestling around and punching each other out on the grassy deck. they didn't know whether or not to laugh at, or stop them. However, this predicament was quickly resolved by a certain short tempered, orange haired navigator.
"STOP IT BEFORE YOU DESTROY SOMETHING!" and quickly gave them new bumps to the head. well, I should say Nami was only successful in giving Sabo some bumps. her fist, much to her frustration, had past right through Ace, causing her to growl in... well, frustration.
Ace got off of Sabo and, after seeing his new head decorations, promptly fell over, laughing his ass off.
Sabo was not pleased with this "SHUT UP" and hit Ace with a Haki induced punch, causing the fire user to groan in pain.
The two of them got up and went into the gallery to fill their empty belly's (A/N: yes. i did, in fact, say belly's.)
After almost emptying Sanji's food supply, whom they got another thorough beating from, and yes, Sanji did, in fact, managed to hurt Ace, they immediately went back to staying by Luffy's side.
On the outside, everybody seems to be doing just fine, considering their captain and brothers condition. but, of course, everyone was suffering on the inside.
Zoro, Sanji, Robin, Chopper, Nami, Ace and Sabo were all taking it the hardest out of all of them.
We find Zoro up in his gym, training. Now, this wouldn't be unusual under normal circumstances. however, the circumstances were anything but normal. Zoro is training out of frustration, agitation, anger, and helplessness. Now, people would laugh and scoff at the idea of the Roronoa Zoro feeling these emotions. But, he is feeling them. He feels frustrated at the fact that he is the first-mate of this crew, but he can't do a thing to help his captain get better. Even if his position isn't official, he still takes it very seriously. He is also agitated at the fact that he is now the one in charge of the crew. It's Luffy's job to command this crew, not his, damn it! He has gained a new found understanding and respect for Luffy's position as captain. It was a lot harder than it looked! Within the first day, he found this out rather quickly with having to make sure everything was running smoothly, and making sure that they had enough food for the journey. He was also surprised when he found out about Luffy being able to detect bad food.
Zoro growled at the thought of having to watch his captain suffer for another three days. "god damn it all! you better make it through this, Luffy!"
Sanji was very angry with himself right now. Chopper had told him, along with everyone else, what made Luffy sick. Needless to say, his reaction wasn't very pretty.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FOOD MADE HIM SICK?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I WOULD HAVE NOTICED IF THE FOOD WAS BAD!"
Ace and Sabo, together with Chopper, managed to get him to calm down. He was, shockingly, to upset with himself to pay attention to Nami and Robin's attempts to calm him down. He only calmed down after hearing that Onsecomec is near impossible to detect. And yet, Luffy managed to do it and saved all of them from getting as sick as he is now.
'Damn it! I yelled at the little turd for eating all of our food during Alabasta. Now I kn ow why he did. It must have been really hard for him to eat something, and know that it has a high chance of making him sick. I need to apologize to him once he's cured.' Sanji thought while smoking, as usual, in the kitchen. Being in the kitchen helps him to, not only think, but to calm him down.
Ro- "okay you guys! Enough moping around already! Luffy wouldn't want any of us sulking and moping around just because he's sick! we need to do everything we can to make him feel better sooner! after all, he would do the same if it were any of us in this situation!" hmph! well then! Nami has decided to interrupt, because she is, apparently, tired of all this depression.
So, everybody agreed with her and, with renewed determination to help their sick captain in any way possible.
They were finally nearing the island and everyone was doing their part in trying to make the Sunny move as fast as possible without using a Coup de Burst, lest it make their precious captain and brother's condition worse.
BOOM!
"WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! WERE'RE UNDER ATTACK! ENEMY PIRATE SHIP OFF THE PORT SIDE!" screamed usopp.
indeed, there is, in fact, a pirate ship approaching them.
Every one prepared to attack, including Ace and Sabo, who rushed out on deck after feeling the ship rock. Chopper rushed into the infirmary to make sure Luffy was alright. 'The others are much better in a fight than I am. I just need to make sure Luffy- wait...' "LUFFY!"
Luffy was extremely pale, he was covered in sweat, and it looked like he was in an enormous amount of pain. and, considering his pain tolerance, Luffy must be in enough pain to knock out a normal human five times over.
Chopper rushed over to his side and began doing some tests.
Meanwhile, the rest of the crew, including the captains brothers, were in quite the fight.
The enemy pirates, known as the Cross-Fang pirates, boarded their ship as soon as they were close enough. The Straw Hats immediately started attacking them. They wanted to finish up as soon as possible, because THEY HAD A CREW MEMBER THAT'S SICK DAMN IT!
For the first few minutes, it looked liked a smooth victory for the Straw Hats, but then that's when they heard Chopper released a blood curdling and blood chilling scream that nobody on the crew, especially Ace and Sabo, wanted to hear.
"LUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone froze when they heard that scream. It was still for a good, agonizing four minutes before a member of the Cross-Fang pirates came out. He was grinning like a mad man, and had a lot of blood on his hands, arms, chest, and stomach.
"I got him, captain. Straw-Hat Luffy is dead."
And that was all it took to throw Ace and Sabo into their 'blood-thirsty brothers' mode.
The two of them shaded their eyes and started walking slowly towards the man that just came out. They were releasing the full force of their Conquers Haki on the man in a constant wave.
when they spoke, the both of them sounded like real life demons.
"you just crossed the line big time, buddy" growled out Ace.
"you better be prepared to face the consequences." Sabo also growled out.
What followed next was the most brutal beat-down in history. Ace set his entire body on fire and covered his arms and legs in Haki, while Sabo covered his steal staff in as much Haki as possible. The two of them... well... lets just say that the Cross-Fang pirates are basically no more.
After Ace and Sabo... took care of them... (A/N: *shivers*) everyone ran to the infirmary.
What they found was a crying Chopper and... their captain in a horrific state.
It is done! YAAAAAYYYYY! *collapses* *sighs in contentment* haaaaaaah.
Ace and Sabo:*stalks towards me dangerously* what did you do to Luffy?!
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind Sanji* I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH LONG LASTING EFFECTS!
Ace and Sabo:*fight with Sanji to try and attack me*
Sanji: leave Phonenix-kun alone! *fights back*
Luffy:*stops them from fighting* stop it, right now!
everyone except Luffy, Robin, Zoro and me: O_O
Me: ahem. well then. until next, everybody! please R&R!
everyone:*waves*
