*Behind curtain* *Eclipson and Aleksandr testing the new game show tv*

Ragna: whoa! What the h***!? Is that ours!?

Eclipson: *turns to Ragna* yep! Say hello to our new games show TV!

*TV turns on saying 'the blazblue game show!"*

Ragna: ow! The light!

Eclipson: what are you a vampire?

Ragna: no! It's just that our game show stage is already huge and bright! And I'm surprised we found a curtain big enough to cover to whole stage! And we already have lights for the stage that's bright enough!

Aleksandr: yeah, but the show's main color is blue, but the lights are red, pink and light blue. Plus, all game shows have a giant screen.

Ragna: this screen is gonna burn my eyes off!

Eclipson: and I'll be sitting here enjoying you suffer

Ragna: Is that all that screen does!? Is show the logo of our gameshow!?

Eclipson: it better not! I paid $5,000 for this thing!

Aleksandr: well, if we ever get a new character in our show, it'll show there character select name art on the screen and say the name, it shows the team's points, the agenda, our names, and when we have another trivia, it'll show the questions.

Ragna: wow! It DOES do something useful!

Eclipson: yep! Oh, is everyone here?

Ragna: I saw jin and noel…tht's as far as I know

Eclipson: okay! Everyone re-group!

*everyone re-groups*

*I take out a clipboard and pen*

Eclipson: *clicks pen* okay Tsubaki!

Tsubaki:here!

Eclipson: *checks Tsubaki's name* Luna!

Luna:here!

Eclipson: Ragna!

Ragna: present!

Eclipson: jin!

Jin: here!

Eclipson: Noel!

Noel: present!

Eclipson: Terumi!

Terumi: sadly, I'm here!

Eclipson: *mumbles* sadly, your still alive...Kagura!

Kagura: over here little eclipse!

Eclipson:*rolls eyes* and…Azrael!

*silence*

Eclipson: Azrael!

*silence*

Eclipson: has anyone seen Azrael!? We start in 3 minutes!

*everyone looks around*

Tsubaki: I don't see him

Luna: puppy! Where are you puppy!?

Eclipson: puppy?

Luna: Yeah! He whines like one, and acts like one to.

Eclipson: yeah..

Azrael: LOOK OUT BELOW!

*Azrael crashes through the ceiling*

Everyone: DAMN!

Azrael: *raises hand* here…

Eclipson: *walks over to azrael* you okay, puppy?

Azrael: yeah, and puppy…really?

Tsubaki: why on earth did you fall through the ceiling!?

Azrael: well, I was chasing a little boy because he kicked me, then his dad scooped me up in a bigass butterfly net and stuck me in a canon, and fired me here…hm, pretty convenient

Eclipson: that is convenient

Azrael: *looks at tv* what's with the big TV?

*everyone looks at the TV*

Jin: what the!? how did we not notice that!?

Terumi: what is that thing for?

Eclipson: there's no time to explain it's almost time to start! Places everyone, places!

*contestants go to 2 medium couches*

Ragna: Terumi took my seat!

Eclipson: boy get your butt on that couch behind THAT couch!

*ragna sits*

Eclipson: Lights, cameras, action!


*curtain rises and played blazblue chrono phantasma character select music*

Eclipson: HI! And welcome to the blazblue game show!

*audeience cheers and claps*

Azrael: is that kokonoe!?

Ragna: on my god! Nu and lambda ! someone hide me!

Noel: *high pitched scream*

*Me and everyone else look at noel giving her the 'what-is-wrong-with-you?' look*

Noel: uhh…..sorry, but I see Terumi!

Terumi: I'm right here!

Noel: no I see yuki Terumi!

Eclipson: yep! And all of those people are going to be in our next episode! And speaking of new people, we will have a new person joining our show!

Blazblue contestans: what!?

Eclipson: she's wrote 6 fanfictions, she's my big sister, ladies and gentlemen please welcome…Cosmo. Camellia!

*Cosmo walks on stage and waves*

*audience cheers and claps* * Cosmo's name appears on the TV and the original blazblue character select voice says her name*

Cosmo: hello!

Kagura: cosmo! Ahh, someone find me a place to hide!

Eclipson: Cosmo will be joining us from now on as our new co-host!, so let's get another round of applause!

*audience cheers and claps*

Eclipson: alright, here is our agenda today, first bungee jump apple catch,answer the phone,spell check,and fight-o-rama!

Azrael: ooooh, a fight!? Who's it gonna be?

Eclipson: don't worry, it's a surprise, anyway let's start! First the bungee jump apple catch!

Kagura: Bungee what now?

Eclipson: you'll see, did you guys all bring your swimsuits?

Blazblue contestans: yep!

Eclipson: then go change and then I'll explain the rules and how the game goes.

*7 min later blazblue contestand come out in their swimsuits* *crowd whistles and whoos*

Random man in audeience: I wanna see cosmo and eclipse in a bikini to!

Eclipson: *blush* u-uh…maybe next t-time…..uh….cosmo how about you say a few words hahaha…

Cosmo: *blush* g-guh…..i got nothing….

Eclipson: anyway, the pool please!

*half of the stage turns into a pool filled with cranberry juice and apples*

Eclipson: bring down the bungee cord and harnesses please!

*aleksandr brings down 2 bungee cords and 2 harnesses*

Eclipson: okay, so here is how the game works, first I have kagura and azrael put on these harnesses.

*gives harnesses to azrael and kagura*

Eclipson: put these on

Azrael: got it on

Kagura: me to

Eclipson: okay,then I hook these bungee cords to these two harnesses!

*hooks bungee cords*

Eclipson: pull em up!

*pulls up kagura and azrael*

Aleksandr: D***! You 2 weigh a ton! What do you guys eat!?

Kagura: well, we all know azrael eats people..

Azrael: we all know kagura eats p****

*throws apple at azrael*

Azrael: ow! Right in the f***ing eye!

Eclipson: Watch that kind of language! I'm trying to keep this show T rated!

Azrael: why you little -wait till I get my hands on you!

Eclipson: are they on the catwalk!?

Aleksandr: yep!

Eclipson: okay….3….2….1…go!

*Aleksandr pushes azrael and kagura off catwalk*

Azrael: Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kagura: whaoooooooooooo!

*splash!*'

Eclipson: hohohoho! This looks so cool!

Cosmo: 3….2…..1….pull em up!

*bungee cord yanks azrael and kagura up* *2 nets catch azrael and kagura*

Kagura: *in the net* oh…my….god! hahaha, that was awesome!

Azrael: that was EPIC! I haven't had this much fun since I fought those 2 bears in the forest!

Aleksandr: *sweatdrops* uh….okay….well, let me help you two up, come on okay...1,2,3,4,5 and 1,2,3,4…9 apples!

Eclipson: then that's 45 points!

*cosmo takes out laptop and pulls up scoreboard on the TV and types in the number 45 below 'team kagura and azrael'

*azrael and kagura climb down ladder and back to a couch*

Eclipson: *gives kagura and azrael a towel* here you go..

Kagura: thanks babe

Eclipson: call me babe one more time and I'll pummel you!

Azrael: fine, we'll call you b**** from now on!

Eclipson: who are you calling b**** you pea-sized brain jackass!

Azrael: say that again and I'll smash your head all the way down into you're a**!

Cosmo: guys!

Eclipson and azrael: sorry…..

Cosmo: *sigh* anyway, while Eclipse cools off let's announce the next team, jin and Terumi! Here put these harnesses on and I'll put the bungee cords on them so Aleksandr can lift you guys up!

Terumi: ready

Jin: ready ….

*hooks the 2 bungee cords on each harness*

Cosmo: pull them up!

*pulls Terumi and jin up to the ceiling catwalk*

Aleksandr: okay, ready!

Cosmo: 3….2…..1….go!

*pushes Terumi and jin off catwalk*

Terumi: *screams like a 4 year old girl*

Jin:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Aleksandr: hahahahaha! I love my job!

*splash!*

Cosmo: hahahah! We should get a waterproof camera next time we do this so we can see their faces under there! Hahahahahahahahaha!alright, 3…2…1…pull em up!

*bungee cord yanks them back up and into nets*

Jin: *huff, huff* I think I peed a little

Terumi: I am not having fun!

Eclipson: hahahahahah! Love it when he's suffering!

Azrael: ugh…creepy

Eclipson: what's creepy?

Azrael: it's creepy that me and you actually enjoy the same thing

Eclipson: *shrugs*I'm sure we both like a lot of the same things, we just don't know it..

Azrael: I guess….well…I like to fight people..

Eclipson: me too…I hate sporks…

Azrael: me too…why do you hate them?

Eclipson: 1: because when I try to eat soup, half of the soup pours out because of that little fork part and 2: because when I want to pick something up with the fork part like a piece of meat or something, it falls off because the spikes are to small.

Azrael: yeah…

Eclipson: I think were actually starting to get along…

Azrael: don't get your hopes up, I just like you because I enjoy fighting you….

Eclipson: yeah….I'm surprised you haven't sunk those hungry fangs in me yet…

Azrael: I will…soon *smirks*

Eclipson: *shiver*

Aleksandr: 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 1,2,….40 points!

*Cosmo types in 40 below 'team jin and Terumi'*

Cosmo: next, we have ragna and noel!

*After the bungee jumps*

Eclipson: Okay! The points so far! Azrael and kagura: 45 points, Jin and Terumi: 40 points, Ragna and Noel: 25 points, and Luna and tsubaki: 35 points!

Cosmo: so far, team Azrael and kagura are in the lead!

*eclipson walks next to cosmo*

Cosmo: cooled off?

Eclipson: yep

Cosmo: okay…*hands me the mic*

Eclipson: the next round is 'answer the phone'!

Azrael: what?

Eclipson : okay, here is how the game goes, there will be 4 phones ringing, and 1 person from each of the teams have to look for the hidden phones, whichever team member finds the phone and answers first, that team wins and earns 17 points! You have 6 min to answer the phones. Please choose your partners. Oh, and if none of the teams answer, you all have PUNISHMENT! No pressure..

Azrael: let me guess, you right?

Kagura: yep!

Azrael: figures…

Terumi: okay…I'll do it

Jin: good…

Ragna: noel, you run faster than me, so you run

Noel: okay!

Luna: can I run!? Can I, can i!?

Tsubaki: sure..

Eclipson: okay! Everyone get ready to find those phones!

Cosmo: ready….set….GO!

*phones ring*

Luna: ahh! Where is it!? I can't find which phone to look for! *rapidly looks around*

*aleksandr walks next to eclipsom*

Aleksandr: you know..i think you have a little crush on azrael…*smirks*

Eclipson: Shut up..

Aleksandr: okay….ill give you $35 if you kiss azrael on the lips after this round..bet on it?

Eclipson: bet *shakes hands* and if I win you have to take a bath rena for 5 hours….

Aleksandr: bet!

*meanwhile*

Tsubaki; Luna! Limit yourself to one direction!

Luna: okay!

Kagura: d***it…..WHERE IS THAT F***ING PHONE!?

Eclipson: hehe….

Terumi: come on! Im gonna tear this whole building if I cant find that phone!

Eclipson: AND IF YOU DO ILL BEAT YOU TO A F***ING BLOODY PULP! TRY ME!

Terumi: gah! I was kidding! *shiver*

Cosmo: man you have a temper..

Eclipson: I know..

Luna: yes! I found it! Hello!?

Eclipson: hello? Who is this?

Luna: LUNA!

Eclipson: OKAY! THE WINNER IS LUNA! YOU WIN 17 POINTS!

Luna: h*** yeah! Take that you p****!

Azrael: how come she can say p**** but I cant!?

Eclipson: why don't you-*smirks* hey azrael, come over here for a sec

Aleksandr: *while filming* this is gonna be good…

Azrael: what!?

Eclipson: SNEAK ATTACK!

Azrael: Wha- mmfffff!

*eclipson kisses azrael on the lips*

Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kagura: yeah azrael, get some!

Ragna: what the-!?

Terumi: HOLY S***!

Jin: D***!

Cosmo: oh….my….god…..

ALeksandr: OH! CLIPPY! DID I MENTION THAT YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A FRENCH KISS!? AND ILL GIVE YOU $100!

Eclipson: Dammit! Okay, for the money! *French kisses azrael*

Azrael: MMMMMMFFFFFFFFF!

Eclipson: *pulls away and leaves a string of spit*

Aleksandr: d*** that looks hot!

Azrael: *blush* what the hell was that for!?

Eclipson: shut up, I kinda liked it, maybe that's what I'll do from now on to shut you up. *smirk*

Azrael: guh…*faints*

Eclipson: *walks up to aleksandr* Okay..

Aleksandr: good job…maybe you can do more that a kiss next time

Eclipson: Just shut up and give me my money…

Aleksandr: here…*hands eclipson $100*

Eclipson: thanks..

Ragna: holy crap!

Kagura: eclipse I didn't know you had it in you!

Terumi: I kinda wish it was me..

Jin: why..HIM!?

Eclipson: that was an only one time thing…well...Probably…*smirks*

Cosmo: uh..okay…anyway, next is spell check!

Eclipson: wait! Before we start, *walks over to the passed out azrael* azrael..if you don't wake up I'm gonna kiss your chest…

Azrael: GAHHH! OKAY, IM UP! IM UP!

Eclipson: good..

Cosmo: *sweatdrops* um…okay, here is how the game goes: what a word appears on the screen, each team has to draw a picture that matches the word! You have 1 min, if you don't finish your punishment will be….me, eclippy, and aleksandr throw apple and blueberry pies at you!

Eclipson: haha!

Cosmo: okay, the first team is kagura and azrael!

Kagura: Damn az, you're a flustered mess!

Azrael: *blush* s-shut up…

Eclipson: alright, ready to draw with these big crayons?

Azrael: Give my that..*snatches crayons*

Kagura: you two would look so cute if you starting going out…

Azrael: shut. Up

Eclipson: okay….ready…set….go!

*azrael and kagura draw on the big piece of paper*

Azrael: I feel like a 2 year old…

Kagura: you acted like one when eclipse kissed you..

Azrael: im gonna rip your mouth off..

Kagura: you know you liked that! *smirk*

Azrael: screw you!

*after all of the draw rounds*

Cosmo: okay! Here are the scores!

*on the tv creen*

Cosmo: team kagura and azrael : 47 points, jin and Terumi: 49 points, ragna and noel: 52 and luna and tsubaki: 46 points!

Eclipson: OKAY! TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT! FIGHT-O-RAMA!

Crowd: *cheers and howls*

Cosmo: let the games begin!

Eclipson: *takes out a small class bottle of blue potion and throws it on the floor*

*blue smoke covers the whole studio and turns into the colosseum of one of the blazblue stages*

*crowd cheers and roars*

Eclipson: okay! Place your bets everyone! Because this first round is me vs azrael!

Ragna: I wanna bet $60 on eclip!

Kagura: $40 on azrael!

*4 min later*

Eclipson: okay! The bets are over! Now time to fight!

Azrael: lets get this ove with *cracks knuckles*

Eclipson: time to use my distracting mechanism! Hey azzy!

Azrael: hmm?

Eclipson: *takes off lab coat revealing the same nurse outfit that valentine from skull girls wears, but is black and has the blue cross-shaped buttons*

Azrael: GAHHHHHH! SO MUCH SEXXXXXXXXYYYYYYYYYY! *nose bleeds*

Eclipson: Im not done yet! *put thermometer between breasts* come over here and let me take your temperature…*smirk*

Azrael: *drools* haha…so …..sexy…..*passes out*

Eclipson: AND I WON!

Cosmo: wow…well, looks like the winning team is…RAGNA AND NOEL!

Noel: yay! We won!

Ragna: yeah!

Eclipson: well, that's it for today! Bye!

Cosmo: see ya!

Aleksandr: hope you liked this episode!

Blazblue cast (except azrael): BYYYYYEEEEEE!


*outside, behind the building*

Azrael: *sitting on bench mumbling* that damn eclipse, making me flustered like that….

Eclipson: hey puppy, what's got you?

Azrael: you know why…*crosses arms*

Eclipson: aww..I'm sorry, you forgive me?

Azrael: no…but I will on one condition…

Eclipson: what?

Azrael: *smirks* this..*French kisses eclipson*

Eclipson: mmmmmmmfffffffffff!

Azrael: *pulls away leaving a string of spit*

Eclipson: *blush* what hell was that for you…you….damn mountain of musle!?

Azrael: *smirk* payback..*walks away*

Eclipson: *flabbergasted* u-uh….*blush*….karma's a bitch….*passes out*


Thanks for reading! And yes, the blazblue game show is back! So now you don't have to get pissed off at fanfiction and critics united for deleting my story! :D please R&R!