Hello everybody! Sorry for the long update; As you remember I'm sick!
So if you don't believe me get a life and run before I skin you alive!
"A date?" Kusaka asked
"Yeah, a date" Hitsugaya answered
"But sir remember, we can't stand long hours under the sun" Kusaka reminded him
"Oh right" Hitsugaya froze
"Maybe you should change the time like, 12:00 in the midnight" Kusaka suggested (A/N: What?!)
"A man keeps his word" Hitsugaya replied
"I mean there must be someway to stand under the sun without getting burned" Hitsugaya mumbled
" Two thousand years ago sir, Sir Nicholas of Poland concocted a sunscreen that allowed him to tolerate sun " Explained Soujiro
" And that is? " Asked Hitsugaya
" A little absinthe juice, extra virgin olive oil, red wine, sesame glue, and potassium, all mixed into a blob of face cream, baked in the oven for 3 hours and then placed in the sun for three hundred years " Soujiro recited
" 3 HUNDRED YEARS ?! " Hitsugaya's jaw dropped
" Yes, Well at least three hours will do. But it sure wouldn't be that strong! " Soujiro stated
" Hitsugaya!" Hinamori called
"Hitsugaya, where are you?" Hinamori shouted
"Psst. Hinamori, Hinamori over here" Hitsugaya whispered behind a tree
"What are you doing there?" hinamori asked
"Nothing" Hitsugaya replied
Hitsugaya was wearing a black coat, he oily and seemed to be burning
"You look great" Hinamori sacastically said
"If you're gonna ask for a date, you should dress up properly" Hinamori said as they walked on the beach
"You said I look great" Hitsugaya muttered
"I was being sarcastic" Hinamori replied
"Okay, I have a blood problem. It's a birth defect, I'm not allowed to stay under the sun" Hitsugaya lied
"Then you should have change the hour of our date" Hinamori sighed
"C'mon let's go" Hinamori added
"Hello" Hinamori arrived at the place where the visitors were asked to sign
"Hello, and you must be?" A girl asked
"Where's Uryuu and Orihime?" She asked
"Oh, they're over there" The girl pointed out
Hinamori and Hitsugaya approached Uryuu and the man he was talking to
"Congratulations, Uryuu" Hinamori greeted
"Thank you, Hinamori. I'm a little nervous; I've never been married before" Uryuu replied
"Oh, don't worry. I remember when I was young, I played a soccer tournament; there were a lot of people watching but I wasn't nervous, I kicked the ball without fear" The man encourage [A/N: Encouraged? More like telling ancient history]
"Did it hit the net?" Hinamori asked
"No, It went straight to a flag pole. But still I wasn't nervous at all!" The man replied
"Umm, excuse me for a minute." Uryuu excused
Uryuu walked up to a white tent, only to find Orihime and the other guests drinking some wine
"Orihime" Uryuu spoke
"Oh, Uryuu. We're having a lot of fun in here; join us!" Orihime invited
"Honey, Stop drinking. I already told my father you were a lady" Uryuu whispered
"Oh, sorry" Orihime chuckled
"Hey guys!" orihime called out to the rest of the crowd
"Uryuu's gonna give me a 4 karat ring!" Orihime beamed
"I just want her to be happy" Uryuu chuckled
The Groomsman was heavily sweating, he pulled Uryuu aside in order to speak with him
"Uryuu, we've known each other for years and I'm really happy that you met Orihime. So if I slip up, please forgive me" The Groomsman chuckled
"Something's wrong, what is it?" Uryuu asked
"Well um, I lost the ring" The groomsman confessed
"What?!" Uryuu froze
"Do you have any idea what kind of problem this is?!" Uryuu grabbed the groomsman high into the air (Not by the collar, like holding his body and raising him up panickly)
"This day of marriage for Uryuu and Orihime is also the day when they first met, they have known each other for seven years now. And so they chose this day to bring the greatest happiness in their lives" The priest spoke
Orihime excitedly stepped up the stage while Uryuu was nervous
"And now the exchanging of rings" The priest declared
"Just go" The groomsman sweated
Hinamori had heard the gossip of the losing of the ring, she noticed the bat ring at Hitsugaya's finger
"Can I borrow?" Hinamori asked, tking Hitsugaya's ring
"Hey!" Hitsugaya grunted as Hinamori took the ring, leaving his finger sizzling
Hinamori crept slowly to the Groomsman, and handed him the ring
"Just take it" She said
The groomsman passed the ring to Uryuu
"Just take it" The groomsman said
Uryuu slipped the ring to Orihime finger
Orihime chuckled and laughed then first and then whined
"What's this?" She cried
"It's bat ring" Uryuu replied and Orihime wailed some more
"I'll give you the 4-karat ring later" He added
"And now the toast" The priest continued
Orihime drank her glass and walked up to Uryuu trying to snatch his glass
"Honey, no" Uryuu said
"I want to drink some more" Orihime cried then she thought of an idea
She purposely tripped herself on the floor, which made it look like an accident
"Are you okay?" Uryuu asked
Orihime santched the glass and drank it
"What? What the hell are you doing?!" Uryuu yelled
"Oh, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you" He apologized
"Orihime" A male voice spoke from the crowd
Uryuu and Orihime turned to the source of the voice
"Don't marry him, come with me" A man said
Orihime got up, andwalked up to the man (Beauty queen style; that is)
The man smiled, andjust when he thought that Orihime was coming with him..
BAM!!
Orihime kicked him face up
She was raising her skirt up to thigh length in order to get a good kick
"Hmph, how dare you disturb my wedding" Orihime huffed
The man fainted, behind the fainted scoundrel was Uryuu's father (Not from the series, another one)
"Daddy!" Orihime gasped
Uryuu father held a thumbs up and said " You got yourself a great gal there son!"
Orihime ran back to Uryuu and hugged him
Hinamori smiled and she and Hitsugaya left
Both of them were walking dwon the road, A couple passed by them. When they saw Hitsugaya, they quickly ran away
"Huh?" Hitsugaya mumbled while looking at the panicked couple
"Wah! You're burning again!" Hinamori panicked
"What?!" Hitsugaya shrieked
"C'mon hurry!" Hinamori and Hitsugaya ran
