Title: Unexpected Change
Word Count: 445
Characters: ShikaNaru
Disclaimer: Naruto and it's characters belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
This is crack, very much so.
Nara Shikamaru sat on the couch reviewing a folder containing information on the upcoming chuunin exams. Every so often, he would glance over to his strangely silent lover who seemed to be in deep thought as he lay on the floor. It was not that he didn't like the silence; he loved it. It was just unnerving. He could help but think about the awfulness that would probably result from the silence. It seemed that every time Naruto concentrated this much on something it usually ended up not making any sense.
"Shikamaru?"
He did not reply. He just closed the folder and rested it on the coffee table in front of him.
"I've been thinking. Doing it isn't fun anymore. We only do it from the back. What about the front?"
Shikamaru was in awe, mouth wide open. Did he really just hear that? After a few second of struggling to comprehend what was said, he regained his composure.
"Well, have you considered the fact that you have a penis and not a vagina?" he asked.
"Yup! I could use Orioke no Jutsu!"
"You know, Naruto, I highly doubt that you could make such a detailed transformation."
Silence once again filled the room and Shikamaru did not like it one bit. Silence meant thinking and thinking meant bad things. Finally, Naruto stood up and grinned at him broadly.
"I'm going to see Tsunade-no-baa-chan."
With that, he was off. Trying to stop him would have been in vain so he just let him leave. He knew what was about to happen would not be good but there was nothing he could do about it now.
It was not until a few hours later that Naruto returned. He was covered in bruises, probably the result of a beating from Tsunade or Sakura, if she had been there, but this look like the last thing on his mind. He was smiling and it was too happy to be anything good.
"I did it, Shikamaru! It took a lot of work but I convinced Tsunade-no-baa-chan to give me a sex change!"
The folder Shikamaru had resumed reading fell to the floor, scattering papers everywhere as he turned to look at his elated lover.
"Isn't this great? It'll be so much fun shopping for panties and stuff together!"
He wanted to say something but the shock of the announcement had some how shut down his vocal cords and most of his brain. He knew he should have been expecting something like this but unfortunately, it had never crossed his mind. It would probably take a while for him to recover but he definitely had to say something when he did.
