In the studio in the city of love we all love...

"FUCK MY LIFE~!" DEA exclaimed as she opened up her expense book.

"Creator, you told me that's impossible! YOU LIAR! WHY MUST YOU FEED ME LIES!?" Kaede yelled at her.

"Meh, I'm owing money again."

"Yes, especially bad since we get our paychecks at the end." Rin said.

"Hey, Elmo?" Kaede asked. "Why do you want to be real? If you were, you'd lose your job."

Elmo pondered the thought of losing his job for a moment. "Okay, I'll pass then."

"Good!" DEA13 said. "I'm dropping your rate then."

"Anyone seen Tyco?" Rin asked.

"Nope."

Suddenly, a gigantic car filled with money arrived outside. "We're here!" The man said, stepping out of the car. "Tha'll teach 'er we're on th' dark side..."

"Does it matter? We just fetched our own paychecks!" The lady who stepped out with him said.

"Gin and Rangiku robbed a bank?" Elmo asked.

"Uh huh." Tyco said, jumping off the pile of money. "Actually, we robbed the US Mint."

"You're kidding me, right...?" Creator said. "I CAN'T USE DOLLARS! I HAVE TO USE FRANCS! WE'RE IN FRANCE, REMEMBER?! GAH!"

Matsumoto slapped Gin in the face. "'She's American so she has to use American money' my ass! Ichi-chan what the hell were you thinking?!"

"MATSUMOTO!" Everyone's favorite Bleach character yelled out as he pulled up. "Don't slap people. Except him. You can slap him. Anyway, I got all the Euros you'd need!"

"Close." Kaede said. "But no cigar..."

Yet another car pulled up. This one had Ichigo, Renji, Rukia and Orihime in it. "We got the Yen." Ichigo said.

What happens next? A fourth car shows up. But this one looked like an old Model T Ford. Inside were Edward, Alphonse, Hawkeye and Mustang. "Cenz! Get your Cenz here!" Al yelled out cheerily.

"Seems like everyone's getting robbed..." Rin muttered.

A final car pulled up. This one had Aizen and Grimmjow in it. "We have the Francs!" They both yelled out.

"YES!" Creator ran over to the car. "I HAVE MONEY! Now we can start the show!" She ran back inside with each of the hosts, each carrying the money Grimmjow and Aizen stole.

"What? We don't even get thanks?" Aizen asked.

"Bitches..." Grimmjow muttered as he walked in the studio.

"This is 'When Worlds Collide'!" Creator announced as Sangeshitsu played on through. "Now that I have money, I can finally give out paychecks. But that will be done later."

"Where exactly DID all the money you had go?" Elmo asked.

"That is something I have no idea about, but I have a feeling it has to do with the fact that Rin's been playing World of Warcraft lately and that Kaede has been beating Tyco at Pokémon. Kaede probably went on a Pokémon card spending spree and Rin's been using my credit card to buy mounts and other shit for WoW."

"Yes..." Rin and Kaede had both admitted.

"You guys shouldn't be using our money up like that. We could've been cancelled!" Tyco exclaimed. "I don't wanna be useless!"

"Neither do we."

"You guys all have your own credit cards, ya know." Creator said.

"What?" Kaede reached in her pocket, and as if on cue, there was a credit card inside. "Really? Can we get on with the show now?"

"Fine." Tyco said. "First up is ChibiNeko313!"

*slumps against door frame*

Ugh. Like... Ugh. You know that one guy in my fic? SheepFace? I have every. Fucking. Class with him. All of them. And none with Rogue! Or EL! TT-TT. It's quite depressing. *sigh*

"That sucks." Rin said. "What about lunch? Wouldn't you see Rogue and EmoLover there?"

Ed- Yeah... I'm short. I've known that for a while. Blame my mom if you want. I'm actually 'Midget' in Hipp's cellphone contacts. I'm older than most of my friends though, fun fact. Now go make me a sammich. Drudge. Heheh.

Edward came back out of the kitchen later with a bacon and cheese sandwich on toasted sourdough bread for Chibi.

Aizen (and everyone else) - I apologize for France's behavior. So insteaaaad... *pulls Prussia from personal portal* I GIVE YOU AWESOME! Ok well... Not /give/ give. Just hang out and be chill I guess: D.

"Was France hitting on us?" Winry asked. Alphonse nodded. "That's creepy."

"What's worse is that he had to defend us." Hawkeye agreed.

"What's wrong with Aizen defending you? He's supposed to be God." Kaede remarked.

"We'd like to be able to defend ourselves." Lust said.

"Yay! Prussia's here! Bring the Italy next time!" DEA cheered as she glomped Prussia.

And finally...

*pulls Drudge from personal portal*

This is Drudge! He will be my newest installment to Dares and Such. Seeing as he's my boyfriend, it seemed appropriate. Anything you wanna say? 3

Drudge: Hi I am *bleep* (he tried to say his real name but I bleeped it out AHAHAHA!) who are all of you people...?

Me: That would take a very long time to explain. So I'll say... Those are the hosts, and that's the Devil's Incarnate. Those are anime people, and the wall talks. Ok? Ok.

Drudge: The wall t-

Me: Yes. The wall talks.

Drudge: Ok then.

"Hello to you too..." Elmo replied sarcastically.

Me: Isn't he charming? Anyways. Bye. *flies away on fox-Pegasus crossbreed*

Drudge: Wait, how do I get b- *trips into portal*

Me: *watching* LOLOLOLOL KBAI.

"See ya!" Rin said. "Well, that was odd."

"I know. Next up, Sushi Hawkeye!"

Sushi: Alright, whose long list is that? The one at the very start over there?

Rai: Uh...I think it's actually Kaede's.

"Yep. I already have half the world under my control! MUAHAHAHHA!" Kaede laughed.

"I'm pretty sure you're stealing Aizen's job." Ichigo said.

"Do you think I care?"

"Or Truth's job." Ed added.

"Shaddup."

Sushi. Oh. Ok. Hm...I dare...

Rai: Envy to become piña coladas and paper again.

Sushi: And everyone must either chose to do one or both of the following

An Envy piña colada

An origami out of Envy papers

Rai: Why?

Sushi: Randomness, heat, humidity, and that Zagu I drank. Chocolate, to be exact.

"Okay..." DEA13 said. She, Kaede and Elmo chose the piña colada, along with the FMA cast, and Tyco, Rin and the Bleach cast made origami.

Rai: ... Next dare! I dare Kirby, Ed, Ling, and any number of representatives from Bleach to have an eating contest!

"KIRBY!" Tyco spazzed as Kirby came in. The little pink blob remained silent. Over to the table, Aaronierro, Yoruichi, Omaeda, Ling, Edward, Kirby and Grimmjow took a seat in front of the massive piles of food.

"You each have one hour to eat as much food as you can. The winner will win a weight loss program to burn all that fat off. And...GO!"

"I AM THE KING!" Grimmjow said as he jumped on his table now void of food. He hadn't appeared to have gained a single pound, while the others looked like balloons. Rin quickly wheeled them off as DEA13 awarded the Sexta with a medal. "Where's the prize?"

"Oh, you didn't gain any weight, so you don't get it."

Sushi: Why?

Rai: Your brother was browsing through his videogames and I saw Kirby's Epic Yarn.

Sushi: Oh. By the way, now we're even. I dare everyone who wants to join to have a bike derby! And the more tricks, the higher your score!

Rai: The winners to our two contests will be immune to a dare from either me or Sushi.

Enthralled by this idea, everyone entered. In a surprising landslide victory, Envy won the contest.

Sushi: Hm...A philosopher's stone to Rin and Tyco.

Rai: And let's turn Elmo into a real boy with those. Even if it'll last only until the next chapter ends.

Sushi and Rai: Bye!

"Keep your stones." Elmo said.

"Don't worry, I'm not that selfless." Tyco soothed jokingly. "Next is PurpledragoN1997!"

Beebee: *singing* Baby, you light up my world like nobody else! The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed!

"The way you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell! You don't know-oh-oh! You don't know you're beautiful!" Kaede and Creator sang along. Rin and Tyco plugged their ears, and poor Elmo had to sit through it all.

Brian: Beebee, how do you flip your hair? You have a fro.

Beebee: Shut up, and sing.

Brian: *crosses arms* No! I can't stand One Direction!

Beebee: Well, neither can I. But they do have catchy songs. Just because someone that I hate says a phrase doesn't mean I won't say it.

"What direction do gay guys walk?" Kaede asked.

"Don't even say it, Kaede..." Rin facepalmed.

Belle: DARES! *sees Uryuu* DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! *pulls out AR-15 and shoots him*

Brandi: That was not a dare.

Beebee: So? As long as Uryuu is in pain, I'm happy. Now, I don't watch FMA so I'm only on here for the Bleach people. And Kaede and Rin. *waves*

The FMA peeps cheered in victory at less dares, while the Bleach cast sulked for more torture.

Brian: Dares, Beebee?

Beebee: Oh, yeah! Number one: Ichigo, stand on your head and let me throw cold oatmeal at you.

Brandi: O.o

Beebee: I've always wanted to do this! *throws oatmeal* HAHAHAHAHA!

Brian: Why do I put up with you?

Belle: Cuz you looove her!

DEA took a note on her computer. 'Ichigo hates cold oatmeal...'

Brian: Hmmph.

Beebee: Did I hear something about brownies in the last chapter? GIVE ME BROWNIES! *points .50 caliber machine gun at hosts and cast* OR I'LL MOW YOU ALL DOWN IN NOTHIN' FLAT! LITERALLY!

"Izuru, get the brownies." Rin said. "Unless you wanna die. Be my guest then." Kira ran off and about a minute later, came back with a pan of brownies.

Belle: Dare number 2.

Beebee: Hey! I didn't finish my threat!

Brian: Finish it later.

Beebee: OKAY!

Belle: Anyway, dare number 2: Grimmjow, act like a housecat to Nel. You know; purr, rub your head against her legs, meow, etc.

"That. Is...AWESOME!" The female hosts exclaimed like fangirls. Tyco raised an eyebrow, and Elmo sighed.

"Mayuri, bring out the forced resurrection serum." Kaede said as Kurotsuchi brought out a vile of liquid that had a somewhat uncanny resemblance to a future cat's hair. *coughGrimmycough* She handed the vile to Grimmjow, who begrudgingly drank it. With a puff of smoke, Grimmjow was in a lock of his resurrection form. And yes, all he sounded like was a cat.

"This is so~ going on Youtube." Tyco said, filming the kitty.

Dare 3: Kaede, I'd like a copy of those 'take over the world rules' please.

Brandi: That's not a dare either.

"Yes it is!" Kaede said, emailing her a copy.

Brian: NOOOO!

Beebee: MUHAHAHA!

Brian: I feel like annoying Beebee. *does Ikkaku's Lucky-Lucky dance*

Beebee: CUT THAT OUT! *slams her bass guitar over his head and breaks it. The guitar, not his head.*

Brian: OW! Crazy women!

Beebee: THAT WAS MY FAVORITE GUITAR! DON'T YOU DARE DO BALDY'S STUPID DANCE OR I WILL KNOCK YOU HROUGH A WALL! Okay, alley oop, folks!

Brian: *dazed*

Brandi: Alley oop and good day.

Belle: Alley oop!

"Alley oop!" The hosts replied. Kaede stared at Brian, still dazed on the floor. She opened up a portal and threw him in. "Who next?"

"I think it's me." Rin said.

"Yep. BrightWings111."

Now then, ready to meet my FMA OC? This is Kayla, Mustang's younger sister and Ed's girlfriend. She's 14 and a General.

Kayla: *glares at Envy* die

Renna: Anger problems much?

"Nah. She's just not green, that's all." Elmo said.

Kayla: And I don't agree with AizenxHawkeye, UNLIKE someone I know who is obsessed with it *stares pointedly at Rin*

"I'm dubbing it AiRi." DEA said. "AizenxRiza."

Rin: That reminds me! Aizen and Hawkeye must get married.

An awkward silence fell upon the room, following the fainting of Kaede. "What have I said before? NO MARRIAGE!" DEA yelled at Rin.

Kayla: ...

Renna: so you're a general when your brother who is twice your age is a colonel?

Kayla: Yup. It's all about talent, and Roy has next to none

Kaede woke up from her fainting spell. "Wha happened?"

"Oh, nothing..." Rin said, not wanting to torture Kaede...for now.

Rin: ...and she likes tormenting her brother...

Renna: ...Kaede, give me a baseball bat

Kaede happily handed Renna a baseball bat; she already had a feeling on who was getting maimed or seriously injured.

Thank you *beats Nnoitora to death*

Kayla: *kicks Kimblee out of a five story window*. Bye

Rin: -.-' i am surrounded by crazy people

"That you are. And they're all you." DEA said, rolling her eyes. "Who now?"

"That would be SakuraKiss444."

"Hey, I know her!"

First things first: You scare the hell out of me, all of you.

"I didn't intend to scare you..." Creator whined. "Usually I only scare little kids... Kaede scares almost everyone. But how are the others scary?"

Next thing: HAHAHAHAGACK! (Me choke laughing) Third thing: I wanna do dares too! *falls on the ground like Mashiro*

"No one steals my move!" Kuna pouted.

Here is my starting: (also, you can feel free to write anything you feel necessary in between and I'm curious to see the ending to each dare...)

"Oh, so NOW it starts..." Ichigo rolled his eyes. "At least there was some foreplay to all of this.

"Tha's wha' she said." Gin laughed.

Ohayou! I'm SakuraKiss444, but you may call me Chiharu, although DEA13 calls me Nanao. Hey everybody! I was GOING to do my dares on your Bleach T or D, since I barely know FMA, but since this was it, here it is.

"We'll call you Chiharu in this, for the sake of not confusing people." Elmo said.

My dares are...

1) The real Nanao must do ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING Kyôraku-Taicho says, no matter what it is. Hehehe

"Oh God help me..." Nanao muttered as Shunsui got to thinking.

"Come drinking with me." Kyouraku said, and grabbed bottles off the shelves. One for his lovely Nanao, and the other for himself.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO! THOSE ARE-!" Rin yelled as Kyouraku and Ise drunk the bottles. "The tequila...bottles...shit." And shoved them in a room.

2) Ulquiorra must sing What We Will Never Know by innerpartysystem to Orihime.

(Stupid song copyright rule...)

3) Roy must act as a practice dummy for Riza for 36 hours.

Kaede loaded up a truck full of weapons for Riza. "Good luck!"

4) Hitsugaya must admit he's a midget, with teal orbs and white locks and dress like a five year old girl for the next 3 chapters. *Slaps dress on Hitsugaya*

Toshiro growled at the thought. And at his appearance. "I'm a midget. Happy?"

"Yep. Especially since it's on camera!" Rin cheered, pointing at Ichimaru, who was holding a camera.

"Youtube gold..." Gin whispered.

5) Ichigo must bark every time somebody swears for the next 5 chapters. Dammit.

"BARK! This is so BARK!ing stupid."

6) Soi Fang must six through a six hour PowerPoint on how much fucking *BARK* better Kisuke Urahara is than her and why Yoruichi picked him over her.

Soi Fang came out hours later with a frown on her face. "But..." She went to the emo corner and cried her heart out.

7) Don't mind me... MURDER THE HEAVENS! TAI YOKAI PURINSU TORA! *Demon tiger rips Aizen's throat out* THAT'S FOR GIN YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Once again, Kaede fainted.

"I'm flattered..." Gin said, unsure of what else to say.

8) Paging Grimmjow! *throws brick at Grimmjow's head* EAT- Aizen Tech, a Subsidiary of Sōsuke Corp Brand Name, BRICK GRIMMKITTY!

"HISS!" Grimmjow hissed back, happily content on Nel's shoulder.

"I think we should turn him back." Creator pressed the rewind button on her remote, and in another puff of smoke Grimmy was back to normal."

"Seikou ka?!" Grimmjow yelled. "What the fuck?!"

"BARK! BARK!"

"YES! THE REAL WORLD HUECO MUNDO HAS RETURNED!" DEA13 ran over to the juke box and began playing 'Welcome to the World' again.

Alright, I've had my fun. Bye bye! *waves like Gin and uses creepy voice* -Chiharu! :D

"Tha' was creepy as hell." Gin said.

"BARK!"

"Wha' was tha' suppose' ta be?"

"I believe that was flattery. After all, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery." Elmo said, his wise words yet again true.

"And last is DoctorWhotaliaandtheOlympian s!"

HAAAAAAAAAALLOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm going to get to the point now before Kai realizes that the 'cast and hosts' that he started watching a 20 hour Wipeout marathon with are dolls.

"Fail..." Tyco muttered.

STRAWBERRY MAN! Just admit that your name means Strawberry and we will leave you alone. Well at least I probably will.

"Fine, my name means strawberry." Ichigo yelled at Doc.

GRIMMJOW! Good idea.

"Of course it is." He replied smugly, getting an elbow in the gut from Nelliel.

EVERYONE! Shall now get a personal Mary-Sue, leash, and anti-Sue spray for personal use.

Creator made a special closet labeled "For the death of perfection" and stored all of the supplies in there.

ELMO! ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE! So that means that I brought you into this fic, and I can take you out.

"You don't have anything to do that with." Elmo said. "And besides, with what?"

With this stuff. Its highly flammable and explosive, and only used by the most insane pyromaniacs.

CREATOR AND KAEDE! Yes you may have some. Press the shiny new red button to activate it.

DEA placed a box over the button so it couldn't be accidentally pressed.

EVERYONE! Shall watch Nullmetal Alchemist. No getting out of this one. I refuse.

"Not this again..." Most people groaned.

SZAYEL! Your hair is pink. :D I have now dubbed thee PINKIE PIE!

"And why would that be? I'm not a pony."

Because I can. :)

STRAWBERRY MAN! Must dress like a strawberry.

Tyco handed Ichigo a strawberry costume. "Stay away from Gin unless you want more attention." He advised Kurosaki.

"Why am I doing this?"

Again, because I say so.

GOOOOOOOOOD BYYYYYYYYYYYYE!

"HONO SAINARA!" Everyone yelled as 'Ichirin no Hana' played on the loudspeakers.

FIN OF FOUR

Grimmjow picked up some brand name bricks at the store. Review, or be bricked by the Panther King. Your choice.