"I was born almost 24 years ago on my beloved home planet eh. On the day that I was born, the Maple trees were particularly beautiful, they actually sparkled eh. My father said that it was a sign that I would go on to do great things for our planet eh. When I was one month old-"
He was interrupted by Tony. "Maybe skip a few years, eh, Syrup Boy?"
Captain Maple glared at Tony but did as he requested.
"When I was five my powers began to emerge eh. I accidentally ruined my family's living room when I drenched it in Maple Syrup eh. So, I was quickly asked to join our planet's group of fighting super heroes, despite my young age eh..."
He trailed off.
"What happened next?" Prompted Thor, rapt with attention.
"Well eh. I got thrown off the planet eh."
"Thrown off?" Asked Captain America, suddenly a little more wary of Captain Maple.
"What did you do?" Asked Natasha.
"I... I do not speak of it eh."
"Well, Syrup Boy, you better get speakin' because for all we know about you right now, you could be a murderer." said Tony.
"What is a murder eh?" asked Captain Maple.
"Its when you kill someone else." Captain America informed him.
"Why would anyone do that?!" Shouted Captain Maple, appalled.
"Just continue the story." Said Tony.
"I said that hockey was not my favorite sport eh." Captain Maple hung his head, and to everyone's surprise, began to cry.
"They threw you off for THAT? It's not even the best sport! Football is." Corrected TOny.
"No, its baseball." Said Captain America.
"Smash." Said Hulk helpfully.
"But hockey is our national sport eh...It is our life eh...And I disgraced it eh..."
"I'm sure it's not that big of a deal," Natasha patted his back.
"No...You do not understand eh. I joined... the curling team and not the hockey team eh!" He burst into tears again.
Everyone stared at him, completely baffled by how upset he was.
"Could the Adanacs have followed you?" asked Tony.
Captain Maple wiped his eyes and looked up at Stark.
"I do not know eh. But I do know that I will do this "murder" to them eh. If I destroy our greatest enemy, maybe Canadia will accept me again eh!"
"Um...right." Said Tony.
