I completely forgot this for the last chapters, (I know, bad PATAC) but I'm doing it now. Thanks to the people that reviewed!

Jenna and Natasha sat with their legs crossed. They looked out across the ocean from a whole in the crow's nest, the sun sparkling along the water looking like diamonds.

"Hey, have you ever been to South America?" Natasha asked out of the blue.

"Nah. You?" Jenna replied.

"Nope."

Jenna shrugged, peering over the edge.

"Wow, it's a long ways down, isn't it?" she asked, with a gulp.

"Are you afraid of heights?" Natasha asked mischievously.

"Uh.. no?" Jenna replied nervously.

"Are to!" Natasha teased, smiling evilly.

"Are not!" Jenna hissed.

"Are to!"

"ARE NOT!" Jenna screamed, accidentally pushing Natasha over the edge.

"AHHHHHH!" (splat) Natasha screamed, desperately clutching at the air, before landing on a very annoyed Commodore.

"Oh, hello sexy, thanks for breaking my fall." Natasha murmured, playing with the buttons on his coat.

A screaming figure behind them poked Natasha in the shoulder.

"OMIGOD! ARE YOU OK? DID I HURT YOU?" She screamed.

"I'm fine. It was an accident. Calm, breathe, in, out, in, out." Natasha replied, chuckling.

"Ok, ok, fine. Excuse me for caring." Jenna huffed.

"Oh, stop being such a drama queen." Natasha said, complete with an eye roll.

"Excuse me miss, can you please get off me?" asked the Commodore, looking awkward.

"Oh sure. But one question, your cabin or mine?" she purred.

He looked a little speechless as she climbed off him, dusting off her jeans and tank top.

"Well, what should we do now?" Jenna asked.

"I don't know. Go bother someone?" Natasha replied.

"Oh, how about Murtogg and Mulroy?" Jenna exclaimed, heading in their direction.

Natasha ran up to them as well.

"Did the chicken or the egg come first?" she asked.

"The egg came first." Murtogg said, continuing with his duties.

"No, it was the chicken." Mulroy said.

"No, it was the egg, because the world began new, and the egg is the newest version of a chicken you can get." Murtogg argued.

"No, because the egg needs warmth, which is to be provided by the chicken. The egg would have died, and I remember us passing chickens this morning." Mulroy contradicted.

Natasha watched the exchange.

"It's so fun to get them to argue." She whispered to Jenna. Jenna nodded, laughing as they battled.

After awhile, both girls grew bored, and wandered off to find someone else to bother.

"Hey, what point are we at in the story? Jenna asked.

"I think right after Jack and Will stole the Dauntless." Natasha replied, her face scrunching up in concentration.

"Oh, right. Well, we get behind the scenes footage. Sweet. Hey, where did that other girl go, Lilly I think it was?" Jenna asked looking around.

Natasha shrugged, starting to look around the ship. She went below decks to look, and when she got to the 5th cabin on the right side, a very loud moan sounded.

"Aha." Natasha whispered, dashing back up on deck.

"So, did you find her?" Jenna asked, noticing Natasha expression, as if she was trying not to laugh.

'I guess you could say that." She replied, giggling.

"Wha… ohh, now I know what you mean." Jenna said as comprehension dawned on her face. It then screwed up in a Willy Wonka EW look. Natasha cracked up, rolling around on the deck, before knocking into a mast.

"OWCHY WAWA!" she exclaimed, sitting up and clutching her elbow.

"Owchy wawa?" Jenna asked.

"Don't mock what you don't understand." Natasha replied, quoting from Two and a Half Men.

"Oh, that's that episode where Charlie's screwing that one voodoo woman, who steals Alan's hair and does all matter of painful things to his voodoo doll, isn't it?" Jenna asked, sitting down beside Natasha.

"Yep, correct. Here's the prize!" Natasha said, pointing to a random cloud.

"Yay! But now how am I going to get it home, retard?" Jenna said, smacking Natasha upside the head.

"Good question. Hey, do you know the words to The Show Goes On by Lupe Fiasco?" Natasha asked standing and stretching.

"Yeah, even the rap bits. Especially the rap bits." Jenna replied, staring at Natasha quizzically.

"Oh! Let's sing it. I'll take the chorus!" Natasha screeched, clapping her hands in glee.

"LET'S DO THIS! NATIZZLE HIT ME WITH THE BEATIZZLE!" Jenna yelled, hopping to her feet.

"ALRIGHT, ALREADY, THE SHOW GOES ON

ALL NIGHT, TILL THE MORNING, WE DREAM SO LONG

ANYBODY EVER WONDER, THEY EVER SEE THE SUN UP

JUST REMEMBER WHEN YOU COME UP

THE SHOW GOES ON

ALRIGHT, ALREADY THE SHOW GOES ON

ALL NIGHT, TILL THE MORNING, WE DREAM SO LONG

JEST REMEMBER, WHEN YOU COME UP

THE SHOW GOES ON" Natasha sang at the top of her lungs.

Then Jenna started rapping,

"HAVE YOU EVER HAD THE FEELING YOU WAS BEING HAD

DON'T THAT SHIT THAT MAKE YOU MAD

THEY TREAT YOU LIKE A SLAVE, WITH CHAINS ALL ON YOUR SOUL

AND PUT WHIPS ON YOUR BACK

THEY BE LYING THROUGH THEY TEETH

HOPE YOU SLIP UP OFF YOUR PATH

I DON'T SWITCH UP I JUST LAUGH

PUT MY KICKS UP ON THEY DESK

UNEFFECTED BY THEY THREATS THAN GET BUSY ON THEY ASS

SEE THAT'S HOW THAT CHI-TOWN MADE ME

THAT'S HOW MY DADDY RAISED ME

THAT GLITTERING MAY BOT BE GOLD DON'T LET NOBODY PLAY ME

IF YOU ARE MY HOMEBOY YOU NEVER HAVE TO PAY ME

GO ON AND PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHEN TIMES ARE HARD YOU STAND UP

L U P THE MAN CAUSE A BRAND THAT THE FANS TRUST

SO EVEN IF THEY BAN US THEY'LL NEVER SLOW MY PLANS UP!"

Natasha wiped an imaginary tear from her eye.

"That was beautiful man." she said.

Jenna rolled her eyes. They turned to find half the ship staring at them.

"Uh, hey." Jenna said nervously. The two marines began to clap. So did Norrie. And Gillette. And then the rest of them. Both girls blushed, bowing, before heading of to a more private place to talk.

"That was fun. Great way to pass time. We should do it more often." Natasha said, searching around in her pocket for something. She let out barley audible aha before pulling out a bag. She opened it to reveal the biggest amount of makeup that anyone could cram into such a small space. Natasha pulled out a brush, feverently working out tangles and uneven spots.

"Sorry, I just feel icky without my makeup and hair all done up." Natasha said sheepishly.

"It's all good. How do you manage to get it all in there?" Jenna asked.

"Minisize everything. They take up a lot less room." Natasha replied, applying some mascara.