Disclaimer: Cassie doesn't-
DO TOO! STOP TELLING THEM LIES!!
Cassie-
I SAID STOP!
Don't make me get the big needle!
Fine. I don't own Twilight.
Okay so I can't think of what the number thing yet so this time it will be at the end of the chapter.
"Emmett. I have chosen to start talking to you again."
"Yay! No more silence from Jasper!"
"Okay...Only because I want to know why you're dragging my wife into the basement."
"No reason." I said, pulling Alice down faster.
"OW! Emmett GOD!! Could you be more gentle!!"
"You're a vampire Alice. Things don't hurt." She was quiet for a minute.
"So. It doesn't mean you could be more gentle. I may not be human, but I do have feelings. Now what are you doing with me?"
"All in good time my sister. All in good time!" I started laughing like a maniac. I creeped myself out. Note to self:Never laugh evilly. It is scary. I shuddered slightly to myself.
"Emmett. You made sure not to shut the door right?" Um.
"Um. Yes?" Her eyes widened to the size of dinner plates. "Why?"
"That door, isn't unlocked." I shrugged.
"We're locked down here!!" I shrugged again.
"We're locked down here together. With nothing to do...I'm going to die. I should start writing my will. Don't come over here." She said, walking over to the only window, magically fishing out a pen and paper from her back pocket.
"We have nothing to worry about. We can just break down the door, Alice."
"Yes, then Esme will kill us." Shit. She's right. If Esme found out something happened to this house, she'd kill us.
"Maybe we could call someone. Then they can unlock the door." I asked.
"I don't have my phone on me. Do you have yours?" I patted my pockets. No phone. I shook my head. She sat there scribbling at the page. I wonder, if only I survive will I get anything from her. If I survive, I will make sure to give her a proper burial.
\ . It's been 8 hours since Emmett McCarty Cullen and Mary Alice Brandon Cullen have got lock down in that dreaded basement. Let's go catch up on them.
"Alice, please can I see your will. I might have to read it one day to everyone!" She looked up with wide eyes.
"I refuse to die down here. No! You can't see it!"
"But, whyyy?!"
"Because!" I stuck my tongue out at her.
"You don't have to be a BUTTMUNCHER Alice! You could just be nice and let me see it!"
"I am not a buttmuncher!!" She yelled. She stood up, a second later we were having a staring contest. Out of no where she jumped at me. I flew into a pile of empty boxes. I hopped up throwing a chair at her. It smacked into her.
"HEY!" She yelled magically producing a roll of duck tape. (When I first wrote that I put dick tape. lol.) In about 5 seconds I was taped to the same chair I threw at her. She was standing next to me with her hands on her hips. Behind her you could see 7 empty rolls of what used to be duck tape. She dug threw her purse for a second, coming out with a light pink lip gloss. My mouth hit the floor. "Good. It will make it easier to put it on." She said. I quickly snapped my mouth shut.
She stalked towards me. Trying to put the lip gloss on. "Stop moving Emmett. Your making me get it all on your face. UGH! It went up your nose! There. It's all on. Now, PINK EYE SHADOW!" She said while holding up the container. "But first, eye liner."
"OUCH ALICE! You stabbed me in the EYE!"
"Opps. Just blink a couple of times." She then applied the pink eye shadow. Then the stuff that goes on your eye lashes.(Mascara). Then she put bronzer on. "There I beautified you. Know let's see." She said walking deeper into the huge basement.
"Alice? Alice?! ALICE!" I called after her. All of a sudden she was in my face, holding up a dress. Guess who's size too? Mine. It was black and it was short. It had a pink ribbon going around the waist, going down to the bottom of the dress. It lined the bottom of the dress. It was also strapless. (On my profile.) "NO WAY ALICE! I let you do my makeup. But I draw the line at the dress. Where did you even find that?" She just shrugged her shoulders.
"Just put the dress on Emmett. It's cute."
"Yea, cute for you, or Bella, or Rosalie. NOT FOR ME!"
"Emmett just put it on!"
"NO!"
"PUT THE DAMN DRESS ON EMMETT!"
"BITE ME!"
"I SWEAR I WILL EMMETT! PUT IT ON!" The door then swung open, there stood Bella, Esme, Rosalie, Carlisle, Edward, and Jasper. They all burst out laughing. Bella tried to walk down the stairs, failing, because she was laughing. She slid down all of them. Which caused all of us to laugh. Or laugh harder. She stood up and walked over to me. "Now you know how it feels." She said while untieing me.
"Alice is the devil."
So I learned today. Never, make Alice mad. Or kidnap her. It will always turn out bad...And from now on, try and save Bella from the devil. AKA:Alice.
Okay not my best work, but I couldn't let you wait to long. So review and yada yada yada. OMG I'VE LISTEN TO THE SAME SONG FOR THE 5 TIMR IN LIKE 20 MINUTES!!So anyway reviews will earn faster chapters. OH and I take requests!
peace C.
