Disclaimer: All the names featured in this chapter belong to... well... their owners. I still don't own BttF. Yesterday I copied out the logo from a magazine, though. ^_^ Copying movie logs is my hobby. I have a whole collection of copied out movie logos. =D Someone stole my Matrix and Left Behind ones. Fine, so I'm weird.
Oh, and I don't own The Matrix either. And Really Cool Purple Hats belong to back2thechaos. Clarence too.
This fic is DANGEROUSLY close to becoming a BttF/The Matrix/Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure crossover. I hope it won't happen...
I won't be updating for a while until my exam is over (I've only got one, hah! =D). Next update for any of my fics would probably be around June.
New feature: If you like, you can add your own email to the lists. Just write whatever you want to say in your reviews.
They've Got Mail
From - purplesleepingbag(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - mushmeloland(at)hotmail(.)com, futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com, joystick_click(at)yahoo(.)com, smellysocksstink(at)hotmail(.)com, ouchywawa(at)hillvalleymail(.)com, mirror_mirror_on_the_wall(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Hi everyone. Add your name onto the list.
Hello. All you have to do is add your name to this list and email it to me at 'icecubes_are_cool(at)yahoo(.)com', then forward it to others. I'm having a contest with my friend to see who can come up with the most people first. Thanks. Your help in this would be greatly appreciated.
1. Joyce Lee
2. Thomas Anderson
3. Morpheus
4. Ernie
5. Bert
6. J.R.R. Tolkein
7. Mark Hamill
8. Harrison Ford
9. Elvis Presley
10. Carrie Fisher
11. Tinky Winky
12. Luke Skywalker
13. Sharon Ow
14. J.K. Rowling
15. Danielle Radcliffe
16. Rupert Grint
17. Jonathan Sam
18. Clarence the Invisible
19. Leia Organa Solo
20. Saddam Hussein
21. Lando Calrissan
22. Emma Watson
23. Michael J. Fox
24. Christopher Lloyd
25. Crispin Glover
26. Algernon the Mouse
27. Stuart Little
28. Fievel the Mouse
29. Willard
30. Dipsy
31. Atticus Finch
32. Po
33. Thomas F. Wilson
34. Mister Sandman
35. Asterix
36. Obelix
37. Vitalstatistix
38. Osammy B. Laddy
39. La-la
40. C.S. Lewis
41. Frodo Baggins
42. Lea Thompson
43. Gollum
44. Smeagol
45. The Preciousssss
46. Lone Starr
47. Dark Helmet
48. Peregrin Took
49. Keith Gow
50. The Farmer In The Dell
51. Mr. Bean
52. Yoda
53. Bill S. Preston Esquire
54. Ted Theodore Logan
55. [Please add your name]
From - founder_of_clayton_ravine(at)hotmail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Hi!
Hi Marty!
Clara here. Seems that my family have been sending you a lot of mail. If J&V give you any trouble, you have my full permission to send a virus to them.
Hope your band wins the competition. Good luck.
- Clara
From - flautist_wannabe(at)hotmail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: nil
Hello Marty.
Your future lies in MY hands.
MUAHAHAHAHA!
- Anakin McFly of fanfiction(.)net
From - pinheads_forever(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com, myguitarneedstuning(at)hillvalleymail(.)com, bandgeekofhillvalley(at)yahoo(.)com
I was thinking... maybe we can distribute earmuffs before the performance? So that we won't sound so loud?
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: nil
Hi Doc.
I received this weird email:
Hello Marty.
Your future lies in MY hands.
MUAHAHAHAHA!
- Anakin McFly of fanfiction(.)net
Any idea what it means? Because there's no such website as fanfiction(.)net.
- Marty
From - death_to_verne_brown_and_marty_mcfly(at)hotmail(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: nil
That day we took a little trip to the future and I saw YOUR tombstone. They spelt your name wrong, and someone had written 'chicken' on it. Me.
So you won't send a virus to Verne, huh? What's the matter, McFly? CHICKEN?
- Jules, Greatest Product of the Human Race
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - death_to_verne_brown_and_marty_mcfly(at)hotmail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
NOBODY... calls me chicken.
Attachment: clarencetheinvisiblevirus(.)exe
From - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: The Matrix
Wake up, Marty.
The Matrix has you.
Follow the purple chinchilla.
Knock knock, Marty.
From - the_aliens_are_coming(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - hotchoclat(at)hvmentalhospital(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Am I going crazy?
Yeah, you can have my autograph.
Attachment: autograph(.)doc
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
Subject: Re: The Matrix
Who are you?
What's the Matrix?
- Marty
From - admin(at)rcph(.)com
To - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
Subject: Really Cool Purple Hats for Sale!
Think you look uncool?
Does nobody ever notice you?
Do you have no friends at all?
Are you looking for a way to stop this all?
Then look no more! Just pop down to any cheapstuff4sale outlet and buy yourself a Really Cool Purple Hat!
All your newfound friends will be jealous!
You'll be the coolest person in town!
So... what are you waiting for?
Just dial 4323212 for us to specially deliver the hat(s) to your doorstep, or come on down yourself to get them!
See you soon!
- Randy, Candy, Pandy and Handy
Really Cool Purple Hats
From - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: The Matrix
No one can tell you what the Matrix is.
You have to see it for yourself.
From - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Marty,
Jules was playing with the device that connects us and something strange happened. I don't know what it is, but suddenly all the previously inaccessible websites have become accessible.
YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS.
www(.)bttf(.)com
The link should work now.
- Doc
From - the_aliens_are_coming(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
Subject: nil
Hi Biff.
I just bought a new car. Give it 2 coats of wax the next time you drop by. Thanks.
- George McFly
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: The Matrix
So how can I 'see' it? As in the Matrix? It sounds like some movie or something.
And I still don't know what's going on.
WHO ARE YOU?
From - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
To - the_aliens_are_coming(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: nil
Mr. McFly,
Okay, I'll get right down to it.
- Biff
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - julesvernefan(at)yahoo(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: nil
I went to the site and now I'm feeling totally freaked out. I don't understand. What's going on?
Maybe whatever Jules did unlocked some sort of portal into another dimension or... I don't know.
Whatever it is, I'm scared. Really. I'm not ever going to that site again. It's cursed or something. Maybe this has something to do with the Matrix, whatever that is. Just don't talk to me for a while. I'm feeling really confused.
- Marty
P.S.: Today Biff wore this really weird hat to work. Wish you were here to see it.
From - the_aliens_are_coming(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: nil
Biff,
WHAT. WERE. YOU. WEARING. ON. YOUR. HEAD?
From - bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com
To - the_aliens_are_coming(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: nil
Mr. McFly,
I was wearing a Really Cool Purple Hat! Don't you think it looked nice? I ordered it online at www(.)reallycoolpurplehats(.)com. Do you want one too? I can help you get it.
- Biff
From - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
To - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Matrix
My name is Neo. I thought you would have guessed so from my email address.
I cannot tell you what the Matrix is.
But follow me... and all your questions will be answered.
I know all about you, Marty.
Of how you struggle to keep your band together.
Of everything that has happened in your entire life.
Of the events of that fateful day, 26th October 1985.
All your life you have known that something was not quite right. You have been searching for the truth that you knew was out there, but never found it.
Now, I give you the chance to do so.
I can answer all those questions of yours, Marty.
"What is the Matrix?"
"Will Doc ever come back?"
"Will I ever be early for school?"
"Will those people EVER stop bugging me to donate to the Clocktower?"
"Who is Michael J. Fox?"
I have the answers, Marty.
Now all you have to do... is to follow the purple chinchilla.
There is not much time left. You have to come. Because you are the only one who knows the truth.
- Neo
From - futureboy85(at)hillvalleymail(.)com
To - neo_anderson(at)thematrix(.)com
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Matrix
I don't know who you are, I don't know what you mean, I don't know how you know everything you do but I don't want to find out.
Just leave me alone, okay? I don't know the 'truth', whatever that is.
If you want somebody to go torture, why don't you go email Biff? His email address is 'bifftannenrules(at)wehatemanure(.)com'. But I bet you knew that already, right?
So just leave me alone! I haven't done anything to deserve this!
And there's no such thing as a purple chinchilla. Purple hat, maybe. Biff was wearing one today. BUT NO PURPLE CHINCHILLA.
- Marty
TO BE CONTINUED...
Stoko: Thanks for your review!
docnov121955: Thanks for reviewing!
Ectodude: Brain damage? *scratches head* I dunno. According to my parents I fell out of my cot when I was a baby. Maybe something happened then.
Irish Bug: You're dead? Since when? :S CONTINUE YOUR BTTF FIC ON PAIN OF DEATH!
Exotria: Thanks for the suggestions! They were... uh... inspiring. ^_^
Lady Baggins of the Shire: *sigh* Seems that everyone's getting the DVD except for me. Then again, I already have all three tapes, so...
B2tC: Okay, maybe I'll give Einie an email address too...
