Chapter 4: King and Knight, Chocolate Mousse
Yeah, I seem to be writing solely my smaller quick fics lately, most likely because it is easier for me to write a few hundred words at a time, instead of a few thousand. I don't really have the right kind of attention span to write more then 2/3 thousand words at a time, thus why I've fallen back to my shorter fics as of late. But I'll try my best to update at least one of my bigger main stories sometime tomorrow, but no promises there. But in the meantime, enjoy this next chapter!
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Kirby: Am I the only one who is already hungry?
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Yoshi: Nope, you aren't alone; I'm practically starving myself.
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King Dedede: Join the club! I feel like I haven't eaten anything for an entire month!
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Meta Knight: Guys, you all had a humongous lunch ten minutes ago.
King Dedede: Mind your own business you broken excuse of a Smasher!
Yoshi: Yeah, I've had it with you winning each and every match!
Meta Knight: It isn't my fault you all fail to defeat me. Maybe if you would stop stuffing your stomachs and train a little, you might be able to at least come close for once.
King Dedede: How DARE you insult your rightful ruler!
Meta Knight: Rightful ruler? Since when does showing up to a country and making yourself a king make you a rightful ruler?
King Dedede: Because I can! I'm the king and I can do whatever I want! Now I ORDER you to lose to me at a Brawl!
Meta Knight: That isn't a very good answer. And besides, we are not on Pop Star anymore, you can't tell me what to do.
King Dedede: -_- …
Meta Knight: I rest my case.
Kirby: …I'm still hungry…
Yoshi: Me too. Hey Kirby, I'm going to go raid the fridge, care to join?
Kirby: :) With pleasure.
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Meta Knight: Well, I guess it's just you and me your fatness.
King Dedede: THAT IS IT, I'M GONNA WHACK YOU SILLY JUST LIKE I DID TO THAT BUMBLING MERCENARY!
Meta Knight: At last, a challenge.
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King Dedede: When I'm done with you your fancy mask with be PERMANATELY attached to your face!
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10 Minutes Later
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Marth: Alright, who ate my chocolate mousse from the fridge when I wasn't looking!?
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Ike: It definitely wasn't me.
Marth: Oh really, then why did I see you walking past the kitchen several minutes ago?
Ike: You saw me walking PAST the kitchen, not OUT. There is a difference.
Marth: Fine. But that still doesn't answer my question!
Ike: Marth calm down, it's just dessert.
Marth: That is your opinion; dessert is the second most important course of a meal! I'm ruined without my sugar!
Ike: Then just eat plain sugar…
Marth: And what fun would that be? No, I need my chocolate mousse and I need it now!
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King Dedede: Well I can tell you for sure that it wasn't me. That cheapskate "knight" can attest to that. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going to salvage what is left of my royal figure…
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Ike: …Well, that was random…
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Marth: Ah, Kirby, Yoshi. Perhaps you know what happened to my beloved dessert?
Kirby: 0.0 …Um…N-no?
Yoshi: Yeah, never even knew there was a chocolate mousse in the fridge…
Kirby: Yoshi you idiot!
Ike: Oh no.
Marth: So it WAS you two who ate my precious sugary goodness!
Kirby: Oh great…
Marth: Now you shall face the wrath of Falchion! GRAAHHH!
Yoshi: Yikes!
Kirby: We are so dead. Run for it Yoshi!
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Ike: Well, if there is one thing I have learned about Marth, it's to NEVER steal his dessert. But at least I can have some peace on here for once.
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Crazy Hand: Guess who!
Ike: Oh no, please anybody but you!
Crazy Hand: WHAAAHAHA!
And that is why you should not eat whatever you find in the fridge before asking. Especially if something belongs to a certain Altean Prince… Thank goodness they didn't find Ike's stash of chicken! Or did they? We'll have to see later now won't we? I'm such a tease! See you guys later.
