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"Ok men, it is the duty of a father to protect his daughter, octopus head.."

"Yes sir," Soul saluted from the three man line infront of Spirit.

"What do you know about this enemy that took Maka?" the red head asked as the female weapons sighed in their forms.

"A demon, worse than Crona or any other foul creature of this earth." The scythe weapon snarled clenching his fist in anger.

"Kid, as shinigami I want you to place eyes and ears in places she may be tonight, Blackstar, I want you to play god and attempt a fight with this monster." Spirit ordered.

"Me play god? I am a god!" Blackstar laughed before leaving the death room.

"I shall begin my duties as well." Kid announced running from the room. Now only Soul and Sprit remained.

"You know what to do?" he asked, Soul nodded before making his leave.

Maka smiled as she listened to her date, unaware of the many eyes watching them.

"Target sighted, awaiting orders." Blackstar whispered tightening his hold on Tsubaki's chain scythe mode.

"Good, now remember Blackstar, we shouldn't anger them." Kid warned as he aimed the twins. Soul stood silent near the cafés bar disguised as a waiter in a red tux.

"So, Wes, what can you tell me about Soul?" Maka asked as the elder Evans sat back in thought.

"I think he's gay." He answered after several minutes. Soul choked on his own drool at his brother's statement as Kid and the others laughed over the radio's.

"So not cool." The albino growled as Blackstar continued to tease him.

"That does explain his behavior when he fought Kid the first time." she smiled.

"I guess my brother has a right to choose his love life." Wes mused as the blonde quickly agreed. Soul continued to growl as Kid joined in on the teasing.

"I can't lie that often I've humored the thought of you and him being an item of brotherly love." Maka whispered causing Soul to fall to the ground.

"Really, and has it entertained you?" he asked curiously. By now, all three boys and weapons were listening eagerly. Maka blushed glad that her weapon was not near.

"Very much, I enjoy the thought a little too much for my own good." She confessed as Soul stood and began walking over.

"Dude, abort," Blackstar choked out.

"You'll ruin the plan!" Kid hissed. Both miester and brother looked up as Soul leaned down and French kissed his brother. The female weapons quickly became human rushing forward to join Maka in a close up view. The boys were wide eyed and slack jawed at the uncool sight and Soul and Wes seemed completely unfazed. Finally the two broke apart.

"Maka, I love you and if that was not enough proof that I would do anything for you, I quiet." Soul snapped taking a seat by the stunned miester.

"Can you two do that again naked?" she asked as the three girls fainted and the boys puked.

"Woman, be glad I love you." Soul moaned as Wes laughed beside them.

"And how was the mission?" Spirit asked the three boys infront of him.

"Mission failed." The cried in unison.