Half on a Baby

Chapter Four

B

Startled by my surprise attack, Edward yelped and whined like a little bitch. "Oww..." Rubbing the back of his head, Edward glared at me. "What the fuck, Iz?"

"Seriously, Edward," I snapped back, placing my hands on my hips, and leveled him with a glare of my own. "How hard is it to use a fucking coaster, Jackass?" I turned on my heel and headed for room, yelling over my shoulder, "And stop eating out of my goddamn mixing bowls, you prick!"

See, I told you I loved him!


96 words... Haha! WTF!