Half on a Baby
Chapter Four
B
Startled by my surprise attack, Edward yelped and whined like a little bitch. "Oww..." Rubbing the back of his head, Edward glared at me. "What the fuck, Iz?"
"Seriously, Edward," I snapped back, placing my hands on my hips, and leveled him with a glare of my own. "How hard is it to use a fucking coaster, Jackass?" I turned on my heel and headed for room, yelling over my shoulder, "And stop eating out of my goddamn mixing bowls, you prick!"
See, I told you I loved him!
96 words... Haha! WTF!
