Author's Note: Fourth chapter UP! I really liked this one. This chapter might be a little weird, and if any of you readers think it's a bit strange, I UNDERSTAND. I just really thought this would be a funny idea. Read and find out what I'm talking about!


6:30 PM

The hospital room was completely still. No sound was heard besides the beeping from a machine and the buzzing from the overhead lights. It wasn't the nicest room; the walls were completely white, the curtains a tacky yellow (which may have once been a light ivory) and the toilet had a dirty tile floor and no mirror. 2D knew if Murdoc were awake, he would request a new room immediately.

Murdoc lay lifeless in the hospital bed. His head was wrapped in a bandage and he had stitches on his chin that were covered with white tape. Under his gown, he had bandages wrapped around his torso. He had a needle in his arm that connected to a machine 2D did not know the name of, but it was dripping some sort of liquid into him. 2D wondered if it was some kind of booze that Murdoc requested, but remembered it could not have been because one: he doubted a doctor would allow that, even if Murdoc seduced them (man or woman); and two: he was in a coma, he can't talk.

2D sat quietly in an uncomfortable chair right next to Murdoc's bed. He stared at him, occasionally rubbing his temples with his available hand. The combination of the bright lights and the white walls made his head hurt. Looking at Murdoc in the hospital bed made him look so small. Even though 2D was a bit taller than Murdoc, he always seemed so statuesque to him. He made sure to carry himself that way, always strong, always manly.

2D had asked to be alone with Murdoc for awhile. Noodle and Russel didn't question him. Russel left the room first upon Noodle's request. She wanted to speak with 2D. He walked out of the room without questioning her, leaving 2D and Noodle alone.

"Hey," she said. Her face was puffy and red and her voice hoarse.

"'Ey." he repeated, a forced smile forming on his face. Noodle sighed.

"This sucks." She said, her eyes welling up. 2D watched her as she brought her small hand up to dry her tears. She struggled to hold in her sobs. Watching her broke his heart. Before he could realize that he was doing it, he started to cry with her, letting the tears spill from his cheeks, not bothering to wipe them.

"Yeh, yeh." 2D said in a shaky voice. "C'mere." Noodle brought her body to his, wrapping her arms tightly around his skinny waist. 2D wrapped his arm around her back, cupping the back of her head. They stayed in that position for a few minutes, taking each others comfort. Noodle was the first to pull away.

"We'll be back." Noodle said. She kissed his cheek and left the room.

They had returned about an hour later and stayed in the room with 2D. He declined all their offers of getting food. He didn't bother going on a toilet break. He stayed with Murdoc in the same chair the whole time, watching him. Occasionally the nurse's would come in and talk to Russel, who seemed as though he was the only one who would listen. Noodle and 2D were too lost in their own thoughts. After three hours, Noodle and Russel suggested heading home. 2D declined.

"I'll stay 'ere" he said, "I've been in coma's before, no fanks to this sod." 2D joked, gesturing toward Murdoc. "Sometimes I wos able to 'ear wot people were sayin', yew know? 'E's probbly lonely, maybe a bit frightened as well. 'E needs company." Russel patted 2D on the back and Noodle kissed his cheek before they left him alone again with Murdoc. 2D had been alone with him for about thirty minutes. He finally broke his silence.

"Yew son of a bitch." He said, a smile on his face. "Why'd yew 'ave to go and get in a coma? I mean, i's not yor fault, I guess. But still. Yew really know 'ow to pass out in style. When yew fell to my feet it wos like a scene from a film. So graceful." 2D went on. "It's been crazy these passed two days, I s'pose yew're missin' quite a bit." 2D stopped speaking for a moment and scratched his head, unsure of what else to say.

"So, I'm goin' ta tell yew this now, cus I know yew probbly won' care too much once yew come to. But yew know Noodle right? Well I really like 'er an' she really likes me, she's really nice. Problem is if Russel finds out he'll get pissed an' probbly throw me inside a whale." 2D cringed at the thought. "Wot's nuts is...I really fink I might be falling for her, yew know wot I mean? Like she's the 'one' I guess is wot they call it. It's hard to keep this secret cus I'm jus' so 'appy, yew know?" 2D paused for a moment. "Noodle's really a lovely lady. Very special...Do me a favor, mate, please don't pry into this relationship. She means a lot to me. Yew already scared off the others. Noodle's different., though." 2D sighed, leaning back into his chair. "I really wish yew were able to gimme some advice right about now. But I know yew'll come to in some crazy way. Yew're so twisted."

As 2D finished speaking, a nurse popped her head in and told him that visiting hours were over. 2D walked out of the room saying: "Hang tight, Muds. I'll be back tomorrow."

7:42 PM

2D walked into the messy apartment, throwing his house keys onto a nearby table. He removed the sling from his arm and threw it onto the floor. He'd experienced worse pain and didn't want to deal with the inconvenience of a sling. He'd use it if he felt he needed really needed it. After seeing Murdoc, he felt almost numb anyway. He made his way to his bedroom, anxious to collapse on his bed and forget about all the chaos going on. When he walked in, he saw the small guitarist sleeping on his bed, still in the clothes we was wearing earlier and above the blankets. She looked so peaceful. 2D smiled and tapped her lightly on the shoulder. "Noods," he said. "Everyfink all right?"

Noodle stirred and looked up, she forced herself up onto her shoulders and smiled. "I was waiting for you." 2D sat next to her on the bed.

"Yeh?" he asked.

"Yeah. I made you some food, too. I thought you'd be hungry." She gestured over to 2D's desk, where she laid out a plate with a sandwich and a bottle of Coke.

"Thanks, love." 2D said "I'll eat it in a bit." Noodle smiled, but it was quickly replaced with a concerned expression.

"Where's your sling?"

"It doesn' 'urt bad. I'll put it on if it 'urts more."

"Is that a good idea?"

"Probbly not." 2D laughed. "But I'll be fine, promise."

"If you insist." Noodle said, laying her head back on the bed.

"Where's Russ?" 2D asked.

"He's got a meeting with Danger Mouse today. They want to produce an album together." Noodle explained. 2D smiled and commented on how greatly it would turn out. The following five minutes were silent as 2D stared into the distance, thinking about Murdoc, then about Russel, then about Noodle. The silence was almost too loud for the small guitarist, 2D concluded, because when she broke the silence it was like her voice ripping through thin air.

"Hey," she began, extending her arms upward in a welcoming position. "C'mere." 2D obliged and laid himself down on top of her. She lifted her self up slightly so she could wrap her arms around his neck and he could wrap his around her back. Without hesitation, 2D turned her around quickly so she'd be on top and he was on his back. This erupted a loud giggle from her, and 2D couldn't help but chuckle along because he just loved the sound of her laughs. Noodle sat up, straddling so their crotches were touching. 2D was embarrassed due to the erection in his pants, but Noodle didn't seem to care or comment on it.

"Yew're so beautiful." 2D said in a daze. He looked at her face, her breasts, her waist, her legs-everything; absorbing every inch of perfection he could find on her (which to him was her entire body). Noodle smiled and nervously pushed her hair behind her ears. She said something barely audible that 2D didn't bother asking her to repeat. "Kiss me." he demanded. Noodle was taken aback by his sudden bossiness, but 2D winked at her, insinuating that she could trust him. She smiled and did as he asked, leaning forward and planting her lips gently on his. 2D returned this kiss with a little extra passion. He parted his mouth, rubbing his tongue along her lips, asking for entrance. Noodle accepted, rubbing her tongue gently against his. 2D sat up, so she was straddling in his lap and their chests were touching. The kiss started to get much more passionate. He rubbed his hands along Noodle's back then up her shirt. Noodle grabbed his hands and moved them from her back to her front, gently rubbing her breasts over her bra, causing his already stiff penis to stiffen even more. He pulled his kiss from her lips onto her neck, nibbling and sucking along the way. Noodle gasped quietly.

"Toochi," she said in a breathy voice. 2D didn't reply and continued leaving love bites along her neck. "Toochi," she repeated. 2D pulled away and looked into her eyes which were filled with a desire he had never seen before. This caused another jolt in 2D's chest.

"Yes?" he said politely.

"I love you, Stuart." She proclaimed. "Do you love me?" 2D stared at her, his mouth agape, his onyx eyes never leaving her sapphires.

"Noodle...do yew know 'ow long I've wanted to 'ear you say that? I love you more than anyfink in this sodding world." 2D grew a goofy grin on his face; he could harldy contain his excitement. Noodle smiled back, planting a loving kiss on his lips. She brought her lips to his ear and nibbled at his earlobe.

"Make love to me" she whispered. 2D swore his heart had exploded along with his erection.

"Noodle..." he said, a little concerned. He wondered if it was worth the risk. Neither of them knew when Russel would be home. "yew sure?"

"Yes." She said, barely above a whisper. She pressed her lips back on to 2D's, rubbing her tongue on his. Noodle roughened the kiss, causing 2D to fall back a little. Before he knew it, Noodle was ripping off his shirt, exposing his thin, beat up torso. He couldn't believe that this was happening. He always fantasized what making love to Noodle would be like and he could not wait to find out. He grabbed her bum and pulled her forward, grinding their crotches together. Noodle let out a tiny moan, causing the excitement to grow inside 2D's pants.

Noodle pushed him down roughly onto his back bed, surprising 2D. He let out gasps as Noodle kissed his neck and made her way down to the hem of his pants, back to his lips. He grabbed her hair, kissing her roughly as she ground against his erection, struggling to remove her own shirt. His head was spinning and he couldn't take it anymore. He felt as though he was about to explode.

Then something happened to 2D that was definitely not part of his sexual fantasies with Noodle.

He felt a warm, sticky sensation in his nether region. 2D completely froze. "Uh oh."

"What's wrong?" Noodle asked, still kissing his neck, but 2D couldn't answer her. He couldn't move or speak at all.

He ejaculated in his pants.

"You alright, 2D?"

"Ereerrrrhhhhmmmmm..." he groaned. He bit his bottom lip and shut his eyes tight, hoping this was all a nightmare. He opened his eyes, finding Noodle still on top of him, still staring at him, confused. His heart started to beat fast. He needed to think quickly and not let her know what happened.

"Something the matter?"

"'SCUSE ME I FINK I NEED A MINUTE OR TWO." He shouted, pushing her off of him and running straight to his bathroom, slamming the door behind him. He didn't notice the confusion on Noodle's face and the shout she exclaimed as he pushed her. He shifted his focus to the mirror, noticing the hickeys Noodle left him along his neck. "Ohhh Russel is goin' to kill me..."he thought. Then, hesitating at first, he slowly brought his attention down to his crotch and saw a giant wet spot on left side of his lower groin. "BLIMEY!" he shouted, disgusted and angered at what he saw. He had never in his life felt more mortified. Every time Murdoc publicly embarrassed him was nothing compared to the humiliation he felt now.

How can he face her now?

"2D, you're starting to freak me out!" Noodle said, knocking on the door. There was a slight panic in her tone that 2D could not ignore.

"Ehrrm, it's nuffin', love. Really!" He was unsure how to hide the stain. NO, SHE CAN NEVER KNOW! he thought. The panic caused him to lose focus much more than usual.

"I'm coming in!"

"NO PLEASE!" Before 2D could even get those words out, Noodle threw the door open. She looked at 2D who stood completely still, a sheer look of terror taking over his face. She raised her eyebrow, and before she could say anything, she looked down and noticed the stain on 2D's pants. She gasped and covered her mouth with her hand. Her green eyes widened under her bangs.

"Oh..."

"Yeh..."

"2D, I-"

"No, no, just-it's fine-"

"I'm gonna go."

"Yeh, jus' shut the door..."

"I'll just wait for you."

"Yeh, gimme a bit, please."

"I'll be on the-"

"Yeh-"

"Ok."

With the awkward exchange finally over, Noodle shut the door to the bathroom, leaving 2D alone to soak in his shame.


I hope you guys like this chapter. I had a good time writing it :) I think it's awkward, but fun (I think). Please tell me what you think! Any ideas you guys might have to make it better? I love input!
PS. I was considering making this a lemon but I realized one: its too soon and two: I don't really know where to begin with a lemon haha. So we'll see what happens!

xoxo next chapter coming soon.