Rukia weighed out her options. There were only three of them; all of them no doubt had the intelligence of a toad. It'd be an easy fight. But their muscles said otherwise.
"You gonna come quietly, eh?" said the one with a really bad accent, who was closest and was slowly stalking closer.
"You take one more step and you'll never have children," She hissed and he stopped, surprised at her tone.
Rukia smirked and resisted the urge to laugh. This was almost comical. Honestly, was Aizen this desperate, relying upon thugs to do his dirty work?
"I wouldn't put on such a brave face, if I were you bitch." The second one said, pulling out a pocket knife now.
Rukia snorted, she couldn't help herself. A pocket knife… and here I was suspecting M-16s.
"Seriously, how much did Aizen pay you? Ten bucks a piece? This is ridiculous."
All three men tensed and charged, disregarding orders and all pretenses to her continuing mockery.
However, within seconds, they were sprawled on the ground, clutching their stomachs, knifes knocked away from their hands.
"Huh?" Rukia turned around and saw a blur-haired man brandishing his fists.
"Fuck, what pieces of shit," He sneered and glanced at Rukia, who had turned reasonably pale at his maniacal grin, "What the hell are you looking at? I couldn't let you have all the fun."
And with that, he turned, leaving Rukia skeptical and a little breathless.
A block away, the school bell rang loud enough for her to hear and she turned away from the alley.
Blue hair… brother what kind of people do you know?
End note: Considering the reviews I got, I guess you're an impatient bunch. No worries though, I wasn't going to hold out for long. Orihime isn't going to be a useless, nerdy, naive girl anymore considering whats in store. And to clarify: this isn't just going to be about Orihime and Ulquiorra, sure they're the main act, but in my summary I said, 'Bleach&CO', so you'll be seeing more of Rukia and the others.
Oh, and please excuse the language, it is necessary. AND THESE ARE DRABBLES, NOT LONG CHAPTERS, JUST SHORT CUTS OF THE BIG STORY. PLEASE DON'T THINK I'M LAZY WITH THE SHORTNESS, I INTENDED IT TO BE THIS WAY. Thanks, please continue to read.
271 words, inspiration: Bad ass-ness, sarcasm, ninja (haha)
